And, about a mile back in the procession when Jesus triumphantly entered Jerusalem, (but also on a donkey), was the Unwashed Slut of Palestine.

* Whoever has said they were hung like a horse never met Shauna and her pygmy pony Goliath.

* It's not what it seems folks, she is only helping remove the lyme ticks from its coat

* The good thing about her pony was that it ate very little and could travel great distances despite its diminuative size. The bad thing was she had to blow it every 5 miles.

- "Owwww! I thought swallowing the donkey whole was painful, but that's nothing compared to passing it out again!"

- "Hi, I'm Loretta, and this here's my pony, Kotex."

*shudder*

I'm going to stop now.

--Hasbro sent a "cease and desist" letter alleging that the product was likely to cause confusion with the original "My Little Pony."

--Edna Lou Skanklee took top honors in the Western Pleasure class.

--Chaps, by Ralph Lauren.

--Australian foreplay.

Pony rental: $10.
Ten-dollar whore: $10
Convincing your little daughter that she doesn't really want a pony after all: Priceless.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That shit was so funny it deserves more HA's.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHA!

boorite i love you, that was the upwards point of my day

I owe it all to the naked skank and her freakish dwarf pony thing.