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Alryt Chubby so you put me in this stinkin Cell becos i shot some muderfuka?
Hey you wanna stay in here longa. No i didnt think so.
Alryt smart ass so how long am i in this shit house?
Long enough for you to shriffel up and die in!
Holy Crap that Me!
Can Prison Cell Number 1879 please come to the main Prison.

 

Hey Dude you called me in here for something?
Yer your 1879 arent you. Well someguy wanna see you in the next room!
Hey you the dude who wants me.
Yer. After your little trouble today. I mean shootin a person is bad but he still bein alive.(pause) that really bad.
What you trying to say?
That there is a way out of here..... But your gonna have to work for it

 

SERIOUS!! What do i need to do?
Its your lucky day... You gotta Kill!
Is it a he or a she?
Both. Actually alot of He's and She's. Id say about 6.
Okay when do i begin?
First you need a makeover

 

Makeover?
Well when you enter the next room it will be entilly Dark and you will feel much pain...
AAaaawWwWwW
Holy.....AwAwAw
After a great deal of Pain and Combing...
Woah i feel like a proper...
Spy. Yer i thought so. I have got you a safehouse, so go there and i will phone you in the mornin!

 

Oh shit the Phone... Hello.
Its me...From now on your codename is SpyGuy. Your first Victim is Ryan Brighton. He looks like so...
Name:Ryan Brighton. Age:37.
Okay but Boss where do i find him?
He has about 2 bodygaurds but he used to have 3. The ex one hangs around at the Blue Fish Bar.

 

Have you seen a Guy lookin like hes just lost his job as a bodygaurd around here lately?
Nope try the guy in The Bunny Outfit
Hey Mate you seen a guy lookin like a bodygaurd?
Yer that guy with a coffee mug...
Tell me all you know about Ryan Brighton!
Ermm hes a man living by himself in a huge mansion that looks like the Whitehouse.

 

Hey Dude who looks like hes gonna kill me, you no if Ryan Brighton Lives here?
err yer why who wants to know?
Just me, can you let me in?
Err No do you have an appointment?
Oh man i just washed this coat!!!

 

*nok**nok* Hey Let me in!!
Holy Shit its another gaurd...
Oh Shit i just shot Santa... Looks like i wont be on the good list this christmas...
Ohhh

 

So my first Victim is through that door...
Oh My god.... Wrong Room!
Come here sexy..
Oh Shit... Wait a sec are you santa...
Err Maybe..

 

You dont trick me. Put your knife down and i wont kill u!
Oh yer you gona kill me... I
What...I wasnt exspecting that...
Im really sorry, dont tell my mum i did this, ahh she wanted me to become a restler but really i wanna become...A Florist
Dont look at me like that....... He was in the way and he was a florist!

 

Look Brighton i have been sent to kill you.
Oh yer.. Bodygaurds!!!
Oh Shit i thought...
Oh man ive ended up where i was at the beggining

 

Dont look at me like that Brighton.
Shut up. Were you by chance takin here by a man in a Black Coat with a smiley on his T shirt!!!
What if i did. Why u wanna no so much?
Ahh so Neo did send you. Arr he wants his revenge then. Muhahahaha
Okay now wil you just shut up!
Muhaha...oh yer sure..

 

Man am i bored... I have had more fun sleepin....
Or what
SHUT UP!!!
Point Taken!!!

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