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by 6FD
9-25-05
IN THE HOSPITAL BRANDON SEES...
IS THAT A MALE OR FEMALE?
I CAN READ MINDS U KNOW.
OKAY...WELL THEN WHAT ARE U A HERSHE?
I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM. MY MOM NEVER DID TELL ME NOR MY DAD. BUT THE DOCTOR SAID I WAS A HERSHE.I CANT HAVE CHILDREN.
OKAY... SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A BABY?
OH THIS IS NO BABY... THIS IS SATAN HONEY.HES NOT MINE IM JUST CARRING HIM AROUND SO HE WONT KILL ME.HE REALLY NOT DRINKING MILK...HES EATING ME. IM GONNA BE DEAD IN AN HOUR. THEN IMGOING TO HELL.

 

by 6FD
9-25-05
BRANDONS DAY II BRANDON MEETS A FAG.
WHY ARE WE IN THIS GAY PLACE?IT SMELLS FRUITY HERE MAN. AND YOU... WELL YOU LOOK GAY. YOU NEED HELP MAN.
I CANT HELP IT I WAS BORN THIS WAY. YOUR RIGHT I DO NEED HELP. ITS NOT EASY BEING GAY YOU KNOW.
EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. I CAN SEE WHY. YOUR A FAG. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND?
YOU SHOULDNT CALL US THAT YOU KNOW. IT HURTS.
I KMOW... THATS THE FUN OF IT.HA!HA!HA! ASS HOLE.GO TO HELL

 

by 6FD
9-25-05
BRANDOS DAY III BRANDONS AND THE REAPER.
HEY BITCH! TURN AROUND.I KNOW YOU.
WHAT ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
WATCH BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR ASS! ANYWAY IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE.WAS YOU AT MY PARTY?
NOPE BUT I DID KILL YOU SISTER. LAST MONTH AND YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOM.HA!HA! YOU SHOULD HAVE HERD THEM BEG FOR THEIR LIFE.
OH SO YOUR THE RAPER. GO TOHELL BITCH.
OKAY BUT I ALREADY LIVE THEREEEEEEEEEE.AND THATS REAPERRRRRRRRR.

 

by 6FD
9-25-05
POOR SAM...
ONE TIME I HAD TWO VERY CLOSE FRIENDS WHO I HANGED OUT WITH.
I TOLD THEM YOU TWO ARE JUST LIKE MY BALLS YOUR ALWAYS HANGING AROUND.
THEN THEY BEAT ME UP AND THREW ME IN A DITCH AND SOON A DOG CAME AND BIT OFF MY BALLS.SOME STORY HUH????

 

HI I AM SAM I LOVE YOU. JUST KIDFDING I HATE YOU THIS IS NOT FUNNY SODONT LAUGH ASSES
by 6FD, 9-25-05

 

by 6FD
9-25-05
HEY KID ARE YOU GAY?
NO!
DO YOUR MOM KNOW YOUR GAY?
NO!
HA! SO YOU ARE GAY! YOU BASTARD!
DAMNIT

 

by 6FD
9-25-05
BRADONS DAY IIII
ARE U OSAMA?
ARE U BLACK?
U TRYING TO GET SMART TRICK
SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE U U GET SPRAYED BY MY K
MAQN SUCK MY DICK AND GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
BUT IM FROM HEAVEN

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
I USE TO KNOW THIS FAT GIRL WHO WEIGHED 250 POUNDS.
AND HER SHADOW WEIGHED 120.

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
BRANDON MEETS THE DRUNK SANTA
HEY SANTA WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING IN A DAMN BAR?
HO!HO!HO!
WHO THE HELL U CALLING A HOE U OLD FUCK!!!
HO!HO!HO! MERRY------
HELL NA I AIT GONNA MARRY YOU ASS BITCH! I DONNT ROLL THAT WAY! SO GO TO HELL JOLLY ST. ODRUNK A KING!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
BRANDON MEETS CARROL
YOU LOOK LIKE THAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT. DO YOU?
WELL YES. HOW ABOUT YOU?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH!? U DONT ASK ME THAT YOU FUCKING MOLESTER!!
BUT YOU JUST ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION...
NO SHIT SHERLOCK WHY DONT U GO HOME AND WIPE YOUR SMALL ASS YOU FREAK.
I CANT WIPE MY ASS BECAUSE SOMEONE STUCK THEIR FOOT UP IT. ITS STUCK AND I CANT GET IT OUT.AND I HAVENT SHITTED IN A MONTH.

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
POOR SAM II.
WHY DOES MY MOM MAKE ME EAT MY OWN SHIT??? I TRY NOT TO BUT SHE DOSENT FEED ME.
THE ONLY GOOD YHING IS THAT IT HAT. AT LEAST ITS NOT COLD.IT SMELLS THOUGH.
AND IT LEAVES A BIG BROWN MARK ON MY TONGUE AN HANDS.
I HAVE TO GO NOW ITS DINNER TIME. COMING MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
NASTY ASS JERMEY I.
ONCE I CAME I THE HOUSE AND SAW MY WIFE LAYING ON THE SOFA.SO I WOKE HER UP AND STARTED MAKING LOVE TO HER.
KEEP GOING.
I COULDNT SEE HER FACE BECAUSE SHE HAD THE COVERS OVER HER HEAD. AFTER SHE WAS DONE TELLING. MY WIFE YELLED FROM UPSTAIRS TO STOP YELLING OR I WILL WAKE UP HER MOM SLEEPING ON THE COUCH.
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU MADE LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER IN LAW?!!!!!!!
YEAH...
YOU ASS...

 

BRANDON SHOUT OUT!
WASS UP DEELO. IM SMOKING SMEED.
WOOHOOO!!!!!!
by 6FD, 9-26-05

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
THE BLOODS
WASS UP MOTHA FUCKA IM A BLOOD. IM GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS BUTCH!!!!!
WHAT IS A BLOOD?
ITS A GANG BITCH AND I M HERE TO SHOOT YOUR FALSE CLAIMING ASS.
SO IM GOING TO DIE?IM TO YOUNG.
DAMN CRAP! DONT MESS WITH MY SET BITCH!!!!! TRI BITCH AND YGB!!!!!!!!

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
MR. GRIM AND DA ALIEN
SO WHAT ARE U DOING HELL? YOUR A ALIEN U SUPPOSE TO BE OUTER SPACE OR EVADING EARTH RIGHT.
GDEDGEUYGEFEHJFRREUIGREGIREHG GHGHGHYTHHTHTJJ
WHAT I THE SATANS NAME DID U SAY!!!!!! U SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY MAMMA BITCH!????!!!!!!!!!!!!
GHGHGFHJDFGJGFHGFJGBVFYRGFFF FDFVSDFVDGHFVDSGHVDSVCDGVGHVGHDS
BURN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!! HA!HA!HA!
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by 6FD
9-26-05
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.HOT SHIT. U NEED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR IN HERE SAINT.
DID U JUST CALL ME A SAINT........ I SHOULD WHOOP YOUR ASS FOR THAT.
DO IT THEN U SATANIC MOTHER FUCKER.
LETS GO GUY RAPER.
YOUR ASHES MOTHER FUCKER U SHOULD HAVE PUT ON SOME SUN TAN BITCH WERE IN HELL.

 

YOUR MAMMA SO FAT THE ROLLS ON THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE HOT DOG PACKAGES.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR DADDY SO FAT HE SAT IN A MONSTER TRUCK AND MADE IT A LOW RIDER.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR SISTER SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR MAMMA IS JUST LIKE A HARD WARE STORE 5 CENTS A SCREW.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR MAMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH.
HA!HA! GOOD SHIT BRANDON.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

by 6FD
9-28-05
U SO UGLY.....
.....
...
U UGLY.

 

YOUR MAMMA SO POOR DINNER TRAYS ARE HER GOOD CHINA.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

SO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO KILL A GOLD FISH BY DROWNING HIM.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YO MAMMA SO DARK SHE CAN LEAVE FIGERPRINTS ON CHARCOAL
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR DADDY SO STUPID HIS WAUST IS BIGGER THAN HI IQ.
HA! GOOD ONE GRIM.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR MAMMA SO DARK AND FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN AND PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS AN OIL SPILL
GOOD ONE REAP.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YOUR MAMMA SO OLD SHE MAKES YODA JEALOUS
GODD ONE BRANDON
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

by 6FD
9-28-05
YOUR SISTER SO OLD SHE COUGHS UP DUST.
U KILL ME.
ITS MY JOB.
HA! HA!

 

YO MAMMA SO POOR SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION.
HA!HA!HA!
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YO BROTHER SO DUMB HE PUT THE OPERATOR ON SPEED DIAL.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YO UNCLE SO DUMB HE THINKS HE SMART.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SWIMS SHE LEAVES STRETCH MARKS IN THE POOL.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

by 6FD
9-28-05
U SO SHORT THAT U HAVE TO IDENTIFY PEOPLE BY THEIR SHOES.

 

U SO DUMB U SNUCK ON A BUS AN PAID TO GET OFF.
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YO MAMMA HOUSE SO DIRTY ROACHES RIDE AROUND IN DYNE-BUGGIES
THARS FUNNY HA!HA!
by 6FD, 9-28-05

 

YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE WENT INTO A HUNTED HOUSE AND CAME OUT WITH A CONTARCT.
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YO MAMMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER 5 HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUETS
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT M&MS IN ABC ORDER
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE SAW A WET FLOOR SIGN SO SHE WET THE FLOOR.
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YO AUNT SO OLD THE KEY ON BEN FRANKLINS KITE WENT TO HER APARTMENT.
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YO DADDY SO POOR HIS FA CE IS ON THE FRONT OF A FOOD STAMP.
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YO MAMMA BREATH SO BAD HER TONGUE HAD TO BE PUT ON A STRETCHER.
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

YOU SO UGLY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
by 6FD, 9-29-05

 

by 6FD
9-29-05
BRANDONS DAY VIII.
U LOOK LIKE RAN OVER SHIT.
FUCK U
HELL NA U CANT FUCK ME BITCH BUT U CAN...
WHAT ASS WHOLE?!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO HELL BASTARD.

 

WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN!!! WHAT UP Q MY LIFE IS A LIVING HELL
by 6FD, 10-01-05

 

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
by 6FD, 10-14-05

 

A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
by 6FD, 10-14-05

 

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
SHE THE ONE THATS ALWAYS ON HER KNEES.
by 6FD, 10-14-05

 

by 6FD
10-16-05
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
YEAH HE WAS DOING WELL UNTIL HIS SKIN FELL OFF

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