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by ACKIE
8-08-03
So this is what being in a comic feels like...
What the hell?
What's up with you?
We just got a letter in the mail saying that they are having 'difficulties' printing the background for this comic...
I like Cheese
What the %#$@ are we supposed to do for a @#$! background??

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
I seriously think i'm going crazy seeing a blank background...
I think it brings a feeling of happiness to the comic...and maybe a sense of originality...
What do you know about origionality...you'r just a @#$! doodle...
I have more $#@! structure than you...
I seriously think i'm going crazy seeing a blank background...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
* pondering useless thoughts*
I have no #@$! clue...
About what?
* pondering about nakedness*
That was creepy...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
*ow ow ow
*ow ow ow
...
*ow ow ow
I won't even ask...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
Bla blah...tsk tsk.." we are unable to asign a desi..designated background for the following comic...Saving the Elephant...due to the unethical use of profanity"..
WHAT THE @#$! are they talking about?! UNETHICAL?? This comic is perfectly #$@ ethical!!
I don't feel very colorful anymore...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
Why is there a horse in this strip?
I'm not a horse today...
Then what the hell are you?
Elephant says that I get to play the preist today!
Stay the #@$! away from me...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
What the heck is this about you letting that @#$@ horse play preist today?
I was in a bad mood today untill i thought... " why not let horse have a little sick fun today?"
'Sick fun' is an understatement...
...of coarse I thought of the possiblities of horse playing catholic today...
...
Like i said, just a little sick fun...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
I hope you realize what you've done, you #@$! stick...
Oh well...
Yea, you walk away, you @#$@ moron...*mumble mumble...
God Bless you, my son!
You stay the #@$@# away from me, you @#$#$ horse...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
What's wrong with you, bear?
Elephant let horse play another game....
What game is that?
Elephant let horse play a celebrity..
What's so wrong with that?
Horse picked Micheal Jackson...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
hrmmm...
Sitting in you'r can again, elephant?
yep...
Why?
I'm still trying to #$@$ figure out why The @#@#! board of comics thinks this @#$@ strip's language is @#@$ unethical...
I was wondering that my-@#@$@-self...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
*bleep bleep bleep
* bleep bleep bloop
MAY I ASK WHAT YOU ARE DOING?
I'm practicing the PROFANITY OUT-TAKES for the next strip...
What is this world coming to?

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
La LA LA im so gay, lalalalalalala woopie!! woot! woot!
?
* sizzle
WHAT WAS THAT $@#!@# FOR??!!!
I don't know, I just wanted to see what you would say...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
KNOCK KNOCK
I give up, who's there?
Jews
Jews who?
I am the charred remains of a dozen dead jews...
WOA

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
Hrm....
LOOK! Elephant! it's a Jew!
WELL I'LL BE DAMNED...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
...And then he said " That's not coffee...That's my grandma!"
?
...And den I say, " WHo blew up my garden!?"
* laughter *
I still don't get it...

 

by ACKIE
8-08-03
Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow...
Are you guys okay?
Oink...Oink...

 

by ACKIE
8-09-03
Hrmm...
Sometimes I feel so useless...
...
And other times I feel so naked...
HA! NAKED ELEPHANT!!

 

by ACKIE
8-10-03
Tighty Whities, or breifs...
Whatcha thinking about, elephant?
I'm not sure what kind of underwear to choose anymore...
Maybe...
And just for the record, i'm not into panties...
There goes the idea of using my underwear...

 

by ACKIE
8-10-03
Hello...my name is...
EEEEEEEEEE!
...My name is....
EeEEEeeeEEEEE!
What is up with thi...
EEEEEeeeEEEEE!

 

by ACKIE
8-10-03
Hrmm...
WHAT THE @#!$! is THAT????

 

by ACKIE
8-10-03
..."the fate of the world is in you'r hands"...
TWO DAYS LATER...
...

 

by ACKIE
8-10-03
TOON IN NEXT TIME TO : THE STUPID AND THE RUTHLESS
"WILL BRAD EVER FIND THE TRUTH"
" WILL ANNA EVER FIND HER FLOSS CONTAINER"
" NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE..."
That was fukkin stupid as all hell...
........
.........

 

by ACKIE
8-11-03
FART!
C o n c e n t r a t e

 

by ACKIE
8-13-03
Hmmm....I never would have guessed that you could make penutbutter out of old socks and polish remover...
With this book, you will learn everything you need to know about life...
Hey...Wait a minute...
I'll give it to you for a fraction of the price...
Are you conning me?

 

by ACKIE
8-14-03
BYE MOM
Don't forget to pack clean undies...
I know mom...
Shut the hell up...

 

by ACKIE
8-14-03
I told you...
So you weren't kidding that a Jew would come to my birthday party...

 

by ACKIE
8-15-03
ACK! I thought It would be bigger!
I mean, I love it and all...but GOD! Why did I get the smallest of them all??!
what were YOU thinking?
THAT IS THE SMALLEST FLOWER I HAVE EVER GOTTEN!

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