All comics by AQuietPerson

 

Pants Optional by AQuietPerson 10-09-04
En la clase de espanol... Adam, can you look in your book and tell me what things you need for skiing? Ok. Las gafas, el gorro, los guantes de esqui, el anorak, los bastones, los esquis, and...las botas.	Dude, the word for "pants" isn't here.	C'mon Zach, you don't need pants for skiing.

 

Blase = Blah by AQuietPerson 10-09-04
In religion class... ...and then we do it so much that it's not enjoyable, like...blase. What's blase?	It means that you do something so much, you don't care about it anymore. You're indifferent. . . .	Oh, so it's like "blah"?

 

Phat, Not Fat by AQuietPerson 10-09-04
Hey Matthew, didn't you call Marissa fat last year? Yeah, he did.	Yes. ::pouts:: I meant phat, with a p-h. I meant you were cool.	We were insulting each other, you moron. . . .

 

Idol-a-tree by AQuietPerson 10-09-04
In religion class... Matthew, can you tell me the root word of 'idolatry'?		Uh. . .tree?

 

Let's Replace That With Something a Little Nicer by AQuietPerson 10-13-04
Damn! I forgot my literature notes! Oh f-- Are you gonna say what I think you're gonna say?! You should say 'funyun' or 'fun in the sun' instead.	Why? Well, that's what Billy said...	Yeah, well, tell Billy to funyun off and die.

 

Brain Talk by AQuietPerson 10-14-04
In religion class... Mrs. Holub, why the the legal adult ages and the drinking ages different?	Oh, I know! It's like...our like...brains haven't like, evolved enough and stuff and you can like, damage it and stuff, like...	...We're listening to Shannon about our brains...

 

Stock Market Geeks by AQuietPerson 10-15-04
Marissa walks into the computer lab... Hey guys, how's the stock market stuff coming along? MATTHEW, IT WENT DOWN AGAIN!	Three cents this time! Dude, NO WAY! Refresh!	Aw yeah, it went up again, baby! TWO CENTS! Refresh! ...NO, DUDE, IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN! Damn...REFRESH!...

 

Let's State the Obvious, Shall We? by AQuietPerson 10-20-04
During our vocabulary spelling test... Number eight, cower...	Hmm...	Hey, if you take off the -er, you get cow.

 

Word Mix-up by AQuietPerson 12-03-04
Hey, Alex, lemme see your Spanish biography. Okay	Dude, sweet! Shakira is lesbian!	No. . .wait. . .That's Lebonese. . .

 

Homophoney by AQuietPerson 3-23-05
In vocabulary class. . . Okay class, we will be making up sentences orally today.	Now, who will use the words 'vaunted,' 'waif,' 'haughty,' and 'attest' in a sentence? Ooh, pick me! Pick me! I've got a good sentence!	Okay, Connor. I vaunted a waif-er, but instead, Mrs. Holub, who is a haughty, gave me attest.

 

There's a Reason for the Blonde Stereotype. . . by AQuietPerson 5-15-05
In vocabulary class. . . Lisa, it's your turn to make up a sentence. U-uh. . .okay. . .	I want you to use the word "taint." Um. . .	The punch tasted like. . .taint.

 

A Disadvantage of a Normal BMI by AQuietPerson 4-23-06
Fat people rule the world!	Aw, Morgana, you're not fat. . . .	Do you see me ruling the world?

 

Only in Texas by AQuietPerson 5-29-06
Sometime in 2004. . . With the coming of the presidential elections, we will take the obligatory classroom poll to see which one you brats like best. Place your ballots here. . .	And now for the results. Bush obviously wins with 14 votes, Kerry gets pwned with 2, and. . . Huh? Nader was included? Damn straight.	He got 4 votes. Whoa. Nader beat Kerry.

 

Weird Words by AQuietPerson 5-29-06
Behold, the so-called "genius" class: Huh. Fooch-i-SEE-uh. . . What the heck is that? That's fuchsia, Zach.	Huh. Wally. What does that mean? That's wholly, Blake.	Hey, Marissa, did you know that Shakira's a lesbian? Somebody shoot me.

 

I Like Big Buts by AQuietPerson 5-29-06
During religion class. . . Can we prove God's existence through scientific methods? Ugh, this is so boring.	The answer is no, we can't. BUT, and this is a BIG but--- Whoa, my horny male senses are tingling. I wonder why. . .	Oh, I get it. You said big butt.

 

Lost in Translation by AQuietPerson 5-30-06
It's story time with the choir teacher! So there was one particular month when I had to do a ton of shopping, and I kept finding myself in a Sears with Mexicans asking me about item prices. Having no experience with Spanish, I asked my husband how to politely tell them that I couldn't help them. He told me to say, "No siesta."	Apparently I was saying that it wasn't nap time. Not learning my lesson, I turned to the Advanced Choir students for help. They told me to say, "El bano chango es en fuegoooo!" . . . Complete with hand motions.	Wait, so you were telling them--- Yes. "The bathroom monkey is on fire."

 

Oh, THAT. . . by AQuietPerson 8-14-07
Band kids get no love. . . So, like, what do you do? I'm in band.	You're in a band? That's so cool! Nonono, I'm IN band. Marching band.	. . . Oh.

 

You're NOT Gonna Get Anything Done in One Count by AQuietPerson 8-14-07
Colorguard is difficult. . . What count are we holding? FIVE!	. . .and apparently. . . What count are we NOT going on? FIVE!	. . .so is counting. DAMN that was a bad practice. What count DO we go on? FOUR! . . .No, wait, I mean, SIX!

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