All comics by A_Chicka

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by A_Chicka
3-05-02
It's getting close to voting time.
I know.
Who are you going to vote off?
Myself.
Yourself? Why?
I thought I was auditioning for TEMPTATION Island.

 

by A_Chicka
3-31-02
Hi, my name is Brad and I'm going to take you on a tour of Stripcreator.
First we have the Asian Girls...
And a beautifully sculpted china cabinet.

 

by A_Chicka
4-02-02
o/` The snack station's not just candy anymore o/`
o/` So grab the butt your friends adore o/`
In a world of roads to cross, one chicken dares to cross...
Jon, it's time I cross that road out there.
But why?
WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD, starring Jon as himself
Got 'em!

 

by A_Chicka
6-10-02
Maple syrup!

 

by A_Chicka
6-22-02
Coach always said that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself.
In how long of a time period?
What do you mean?
What if you went shake, shake.....................shake?

 

by A_Chicka
8-29-02
You win.
Win? Win what?
Me for a night.
That's the third time I've heard that pickup line.
Well anyone who can turn a karoke performance into a striptease deserves to win SOMETHING.
I see your point, but wouldn't I be better off with a cucumber?

 

by A_Chicka
1-12-04
I have produced the miracle that is tea.
Mom? You don't seem impressed.
AHA! It is me, Jesus!

 

by A_Chicka
1-12-04
Gia, no man will ever love you.
Thanks for the helpful advice, Dad.
Gia, you're a disgrace to this family.
Thanks for the support.
You know Nate's going to leave you as soon as that kid pops out, right?
Thanks, Dad.

 

by A_Chicka
1-12-04
You know what else is wrong with you? You're a-
Merry Christmas, Dad! Here's your gift.
What's this? "I Love You, Dad"? "A compilation of scripture and poems"?
Why are my eyes leaking?

 

by A_Chicka
4-28-04
I can't fight you. You're just a little girl.
Yes, but I'm strong of will.
I'm sorry, this is wrong. I forfeit.
Wuss.
Yeah, but what are ya gonna do?

 

by A_Chicka
6-13-07
If you don't pay up the $400 you owe me by monday, I'm going to call my family in. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
My family has more money than you can even imagine!
Then why are you hitting me up for money? Punch the prego bitch in the stomach time!
If you cause me to have a miscarriage, there WILL be hell to pay.
I don't want any dipshit dumbass spawn in my family.

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