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by Aderes
5-10-03
Adam was a 36year old Male with no social..Chat rooms are as close as he got to Females.
Lil_Bunny Sure does sound sweet, can't wait till I meet her.
Adam did meet his "Bunny" but something was wrong...
Ah...you Lil_Bunny?
No. um, hold on..your Adam right?, Hold on..my dad keeps talking about you
Adam did find his "love" at last.
You are Lil_Bunny?
Sweetie..we meet at last!

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
Adam talk's to Alex about his..love
Hey man, did you meet up with Lil_Bunny?
Yes I did.
Alex cut's the crap and get's to the "Good" Stuff
So is she good in bed?, tell me man!
Well it was a guy and yeah I guess he was alright...
Well that was strange
.....
...What?

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
Jimmy "Try's" to pimp
Yo Dwag, I got what you need
What..the..you can get me a Job?
Maynard's got no money, Lost his job..maybe a preview?
Better Fool, a hot female waiting for you
Really?, well I'm not in the mood...hey think I could get a preview first?
Dwag, cya on the up side
....bye?

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
Young John was geting "Busy"
Ahh Yeah...omg...yeah...your so hot
Meanwhile..his mother was calling for him..
Yeah oh..Damint!, Mum, Wait!..hey I'm back..yeah, keep typing!
John!...I need your help
you could say Disconnected?
Dear God, I love you so much...yeah...mmm damn you are good at this..yeah..ohh..mmm
...Son..what are you doing?

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
Look whatever man..
I came here to help you, can we stop this please?
No!, you listen, I had every right to run around naked and take the cops hat!
No you did not. Anyway the point is I'm Here to HELP you Damint..wait..I don't need this, Goodbye
Dude...Like I'm sorry

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
Yeah this Jackets makes me look sweet
Got the hair going and the sweet ass Shirt!..Sweet
Dude..you WILL score tonight!

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
Billy Just got out of Rehab..
booooorrrinng...
Anyone else have the problem of people looking at you like you are going to axe someone?
Billy has a short temper and a taste for blood
Loser...get off stage
People hear me talking to people who are not there but why get scared..WHAT THE **** FOR?!?!
Billy does not like getting pissed off...Chainsaw time!...
Insane freak!
Yes..you in the blue shirt..shall die a horrible death...can't wait..

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
John Chat's on AIM
Well I keep getting spyware even after I got "Killer Spyware 2000"
I mean the damn robot cost my mother 3 grand and I still get a spyware...I might send it back to Microsoft.
@#$%
Yeah Damn Microsoft...

 

by Aderes
5-10-03
....
.....*sigh*
It's much more fun being me...Honest.

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
What a geeky loser, I bet his gay
Damn...I want to @#$% her..boobies
I bet he has a small penis..
Damn I got hard on..just want to Bang her
So...Hi
I....love...you

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Smoke weed we do!
WEEEE...High as a Bitch!
We are running out of weed!
We have no more stock left Gong..whatever do we do!
The quest for weed has began....
We get weed Ass #$%^&%
No....La.a.aLa..Weed!

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
The quest for weed has begun...
Sex...I need my weed...ahh what the hell...
Anal..sex..now
Will Mr Gong #$@$ Mr Bunny?!?!
mmm...not bad

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
...Mr gong...yes...He did #$%^ Mr Bunny
Woah..that wa ahh..fun..now can you help me?, where might I find Weedstation?
I can tell you...you must first talk to..Red Fish.
Red Fish ay?, Right away..btw..heres my number
No..I just need the casual @#$%.
Mr Red Fish knows where Weedstation is!?!?..Stay tunned!
...BASTARD KANGAROO!

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Will Red Fish tell Mr gong where weed station is?!?!
I herd you know where Weedstation is...please tell me where
bubble...bubble.
$#@&ing tell me!
bubble...bubble.
Well that was a waste of ****ing time.
DIE BASTARD FISH!!!!
bubble...bubble.

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Weed...now..bastard...everyone..DiE..Bleed!
Mooooo
AHHHHH....MAN WHORE!
Boobies...BASTARD PRICK!

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
AHHH WE CAN'T Make it!! MR SEX!
BAHAHA...I AM SO ****ING OFF
hEY...GIVE ME a blow job!
Bah....Monkeys all over me..THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME!
DIE.....!!
JEBUS LOVE JOO!

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Hey Kids...MR Gong was just so High he thought he had no weed left!
But really he was just stonned all this time..Great!
So kids..remember..smoke weed and touch people you don't know.

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Well there we go...MR gong was indeed HIGH all this time..This has been brought to you by "Aderes"
It was really fun doing this sad comic..took me 5mins to come up with and I'm glad I did a 2sec job on it and know One last message From mr GONG!
Hey Kids...When you feel like doing some crazy shit, noting is more crazy then smoking weed and going around touching peoples sexual organs..one last thing..Think of me when you smoke weed..BASTARD.
Bubble...Bubble

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
...old...bitch
...dude..like
I'd Hit that ass
Word...

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
No FREEQZ I will not cyber with you...
No..I don't want your naked pics...BLOCKED!
...bastard..freak!

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Can I open my eyes now..eddie??
No...wait..this is a blind date, got it?
arggh..Hurry up...
Here She comes!
Oh..really Eddie..grow the @#$% up

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Yo Dwag..
Ah..Hi
Sup G..walking Da Streets ya?, Thug style!
Ahh..
....Dwag?
Fuck off

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Hey so we are going after right?
Yeah about...4?
Fuck me..
So...like I was saying...

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
So I was like Fuck me..and she gave me a strange look..
Bitch...I bet she is les..I mean who wouldn't want you..
...Yeah your right, think I should go back and try again?
Yeah man..you have a huge chance..I mean look at you..you got the looks and all
I know...Dumb bitch
....scasram IDIOT!

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Hey...so about the "Fuck" thing...look can we just do it please?
Hey..come on...Just..look I will pay you?
She want's me...bitch

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Yeah ok..Let's meet up...you name the place
My name is Eddie...yours?..Judith?, Cool.
Cya babe...can't wait till we meet
Should I tell him about..."Judith"?...Nah this is too fun

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Judith sure does sound hot
Wonder what she will think of me?
Ohh for fucks sake..
You are eddie...?

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Man Judith was the Les chick
LOL..fucking idiot
So what I do?
To tell you the Truth...
SHUT THE FUCK UP
you should really get a blow up doll or something...

 

by Aderes
5-11-03
Hey so you into Heavy metal right?, Linkin Park are heavy shit!
.....
I know, I love their stuff..so heavy and bad ass..true Hardcore Headbanging time
Dude....
Linkin Park's not Heavy Metal?
you a fucking jackass

 

by Aderes
5-12-03
I'm Amy and I'm 17
I'm John and I'm 12
I'm Omar and I'm 36
I'm Mark and I'm 14
I'm Judith and I'm 16
I'M FUCKING BLACK..GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT!?!

 

by Aderes
5-12-03
So...Like..Sex..heh...boobies
I agree...Sex..heh.
Heh....NARF
NARF...
HEH....NARF
.........NARF

 

by Aderes
5-12-03
Natalie... qu'aucun mot ne peut décrire.
votre si doux
L'étape après étape est une nouvelle voie de votre marque sur ce monde.
vous m'incitez à rougir
Aucun mot ne peut assortir mes sentiments pour vous
L'amour est tout que nous avons besoin

 

by Aderes
5-12-03
Normal is nothing more then a state of mind.
Dude likz you dun koe thatz!11!
my view on normal could differ from your view on normal, Hence normal is a state of mind
Likez! no wyz!1!
Do me favour..Kill yourself
omfg11!!1 BLEED!11!

 

by Aderes
5-12-03
I know...you want..how much..200?, 300 dollars?
....
You want the money don't you?...?
.....
....
Anal Sex..now

 

by Aderes
5-12-03
Yo Yo..here we go...I'm Black..I can rap..I talk Smack..why?, Cos I'm BLACK!
Yo Yo...Dwag..Do that shit..rap that shit.
Yeah Huh...Yeah...Yo..Yeah..I smell like crap..talk smack
Yeah Huh..Fo Shizzle...yeah..Do that shit Dwag
So here we go, hoe..you my Foe?, YO!
Yeah AH AH...Rap thats shit..do that shit dwag

 

by Aderes
5-13-03
......
I'm going to fuck her..

 

by Aderes
5-13-03
Mr Gong and Satan made love..but this was just the start of the "Weed Orgy"
Woah Satan...look pretty fine...
FUCK...SEX....NOW
Woah..
rrr....RAr....
I live..to give...blow jobs
I still got the ass
Angel Fucker!...I will stick this sword up you ass!

 

by Aderes
5-13-03
So like I was saying..Creed rock man, they touch my soul..
....ah
They sing about God, Heaven and all the things that make little birds sing..I am one with Creed
...ah...ok.
Now..that is one fucked up kid..See Christianity Is bad..you turn out like him. A pussy boy. NARF

 

by Aderes
5-13-03
The "You saw it comic" was a JOKE people ok?
His right. Our Maker "Aderes" Likes to make fun
NOTHING in his comics should be taken serious..Simple
That's right
Afterall It is a comic
Yeah so..relax people.

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