All comics by Ajil6

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
ONE DAY AT BAND CAMP.
So one day. I took a walk, right? And then there was this *blah blah blah*
God. I've picked him up three times this week...
Then at the cop station
So. They picked up that Ajil guy again? Jeez, whats the reason now?
We aren't even sure anymore. I think Bubba just got lonely.
So wow. Prison. This is peachy, I hope they have good food.
HELLO I AM BUBBA. The duck calls.

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Ajil and Bubba become friends!
So. whats prison like Bubba?
It's pretty cool, the doors to this place revolve. Every sunday we have parties. It's awesome. The foods terrible though.
Bad food? That sucks. Ah well. You guys got HBO and Showtime?
Yes. Yes we do. We are the American prison system, we even get those scary channels that come with funny lines!
Thank God the Democrats are in the whitehouse.
Indeed

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
So. Wow. Prison is the life man, I love it. It's not all soap dropping and violence.
I mean, I can leave anytime I want, and then come back, free of charge! Sure beats living at home. Plus, I have such a nice roommate.
Now if only he'd stop pecking me.
You have a worm inside you, and I WANT TO GET MY GRUB ON.

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Bubba, why are you dressed like a freaking chicken?
Well, why not?
Because it's... odd? Even for a prison?
Fine! I'll go change. Jerk...
You better not be putting on a fursuit either, otherwise I'm leaving.
Dang...

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Later, on an evening contstitutional.
Poik!
My evening constituional has been intterupted! Confound it, what could this droplet be here for? Is it a spirt of the past? Methinks I thinks not!
Poik! Poik!
Avast ye evil blobbie! We must fight to the death, for thou has intteruppted my constitutional!
Suddenly!
Poik?
Aww, I'm just kiddin', you're one cute little blobbie.

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Ajil and blobbie return home to Prison.
Now I will take you home with me, and maybe Bubba will go away
Poik poik!
I mean, maybe you can help him ~Get His Grub On~ or some crap. I dunno, from this day forward, you are my slave!
Poik poik?
Meanwhile, at Prison
I am a clown.

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
So mister blobbie... now we are friends... You will help me get my grub on!
Like crap I will.
WE ARE TOMMOROW'S CHILDREN.
Using that cleverly placed interlude, Blobbie escapes back intot he woods!
Poik!

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Caused by depression by lack of grub, Bubba commits suicide...
Man. This sucks, Bubba hung himself because he was grubless, so now I'm stuck in Prison Complex B alone. Well, That I can deal with, but this funeral sucks!
We are gathered here today to join this coffin, with these worms, so they may verily get the grub upon themselves...
I mean, how many people, can say the words ~Get your grub on~, and still... well. I don't know, have the intellegence to breathe?
And then the Lord said to Moses... in grubbin' thou dost please the Lord your homie...
I wonder what Bubba would say if he was here now...
I'm a clown-ghost! Booo~~

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Ajil is asked to deliver the eulogy at Bubba's funeral
Buh. I hate funerals.
What we see.
Blah blah blah DEATH blah blah blah HEAVEN blah blah blah blah WORMS blah blah ANGST blah.
What he sees.
OH GOD! THE BOMBS. WHY WON'T YOU STOP MAKING ME TALK! I AM SO AFRAID RIGHT NOW.

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Ajil's friend Noodle comes to visit him in prison.
So anyway. Yeah. They gave me this cell, its all private and stuff. The guards don't even come by. But then, this prison dosen't even have guards.
Thats pretty neat.
Yeah. It's great. See. This room is all hooked up to the cool channels, and that internet thing, and I even get my own bathroom and shower. It's pretty grand for a prison.
You sure this is a prison? I mean, since when do prisons have tennis courts, fencing lounges, and go carts?
Since we beat Jonny Reb out of the White house. Also, since this is now a Grade A Tropical Resort.
I'm not even going to ask..

 

by Ajil6
1-04-03
Meanwhile. Blobbie wanders to the American-Canadian border.
Poik Poik.
Poik Poik.
Those Yankees! Think they can keep us down.
The situation ends uneventfully

 

by Ajil6
1-05-03
Later, after all the other things ended.
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET. STEALING IDENTITY NOW...
Ah yes. The internet. It is such a fun place, currently I wish to speak with my pen pal, he is such a great person,
CREDIT CARD NUMBERS DISTRIBUTED. WAREZ PR0N MP3 GAMEZ DOWNLOAD COMMENCING. VIRUS DETECTED
The internet is the safest place alive. Nothing bad can happen here! I feel so safe, so loved, everyone wants to be my friend. What do you think sexy internet pen-pal?
I think you are an idiot.

 

by Ajil6
1-05-03
Y'know, I'm a writer, and sometimes my writer buddies come up to me and say, "Ajil, how can you write all that? When I've been sitting here mulling over this paragraph forever?"
"Well," I tell them, "You force yourself too much, and when somethings forced, you just can't get it out."
"It's like you're forcing a boulder down the gullet of a newt, and I'm just sitting here, wondering, how the hell you got down there in the first place."

 

by Ajil6
1-06-03
I feel something stupid coming on.
Yo Ajil.
Noodle. Do you know what time it is?!
No Ajil, I don't know what time it is.
A startling transformation!
It is gun to the head time!
I'm leaving.

 

by Ajil6
1-06-03
Ajil momentarily forgets that his prison home was turned into a tropical resort.
I should probably call someone, you know, since I was arrested I never got to use my phone call...
~RING~
Hooray! I may have just won five million dollars! It says I have to wait for a phonecall... OHMYGOSHTHATMUSTBEIT.
Hello, is this Ajil who is clearing house. Is this Noodle? No, ah well, bye.
My life is a lie.

 

by Ajil6
1-09-03
MEANWHILE. Outside of the Tropical Prison Resort.
Hmm. Today. I think I'll go for the Ozzy Osbourne look. That silly Ozzy Osbourne, he's so ca-ray-zee! What do you think next door cellmate?
I think you look like one of them Hippy Yankee boys!
Okay.

 

by Ajil6
1-11-03
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Shut up.

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