All comics by Alexd

 

Pink Donkeh discovers himself by Alexd 3-30-04
Our hero pink donkeh thing is enjoying the winter holidays making a snowman. Let's see whats happening. Oh wat a beuteeful snowmen I make. I am an arteeest!!!1	Theese a goin to bee teh bast Christday evah!	I ave da BEEEEEG pen...uh...di...schlon...uh...WANG!

 

The beginning of the END? by Alexd 3-30-04
*ahem* I know my last comic didn't make any sense because of two things: 1, it hasn't been Christmas for, I'd say about three months; and two, WTF am I doing making a comic strip about a pink donkeh.. dum de dum, I like pie.	...I mean for crying out loud the least I could do would be to make it interesting and have meaning but noo, I had to go down the stupid route and make something sooo dumb that not even I... huh, what, Christday is ovah?	...Could understand it and, umm, whoops I've distracted the reader from Pink Donkehs adventures. Ok, well, here's the deal. I'm going to remake the comic from the donkeh's origins. Seeya then. What you say? no my memory, all thee thinks I luv. LUE, monah, Cyber, all gone. Hope mi nu life es bettah.

 

Enter the donkeh. by Alexd 3-30-04
You are about to enter a zone, a zone of no return, these are the adventures of, PINK DONKEH AND THE OTHER PEOPLE!		If you can't tell he just came out of the house from which he was created. Wear em I? Wha es gong ahn? Heyh, mi WANG!

 

Now it's all starting to make sense...to me at least. by Alexd 3-30-04
Well, donkeh here decides to reenter the building and find out what's going on. THIS IS Dr. Zycome's laboratory. WOOOOOOOOAH!!! Theese plase er cool.	HELLO THAR DONKEY HOW ARE YOU TODAY YOU DO KNOW THAT YOUR MISSION IN LIFE IS TO BE STUPDI RIGHT!	Things are looking bad for our hero...OOO a donut! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! wang...that's a good one, HEY KID YOU WANT SOME ECSTACY, IT'S GOOD STUFF! u ahr mi eenvehntore?

 

FIFTH COMIC ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL PART 1 by Alexd 3-30-04
Well it's about time for the fifth anniversary special (comic-wise at least). You all are probably confused as to what's going on so I'll explain it here. And to think, I did 5 comics in a half hour..	FIRST! Dr. Zycome, a mad scientist bent on destroying the earth decides to create a superhuman weapon using the powers of instant pudding and George Bush! Just stand over there Bush. Now to make that delicious pudding, oh wait you've spontaneously combusted, vote Kerry for 04!	Uhh, I didn't just try to brainwash you, I mean after that horrible accident that killed the president and turned Zycome into an idiot, he decided to move to South Dakota and make a clone of himself.. ...ECSTASY IS GOOD!!!!! OH AND ALEXD DOES NOT CONDONE IT IN ANY WAY, STAY AWAY FROM IT KIDS!

 

Part 2- I don't wish the president was dead <_< >_> by Alexd 3-30-04
Ok, as Dr. Zycome was in his South Dakotan laboratory making a clone of himself to take over his job when he died, he realized that South Dakota sucked. South Dakota sux!	Anyway, a few months later his clone was completed and it turned out to be a pink donkeh who was ten times more idiotic than Zycome. You suck! ......................	So he kicked the donkey out and now we're all caught up so I'll continue the story tommorow, I'm tired right now. Deja woo!?

 

Yeah, my first day and I'm already startin a new comic. by Alexd 3-30-04
Sad news everyone...or at least for me. After testing my "Pink Donkeh" comic thoroughly through some smart peoples, they said it sucked.	Umm, so after thinking about it clearly I've decided to make a comic that is ten times better unless if some of you actually want me to continue PD.	Whoever you are if you're out there you are insane, but anyway, tell me before April 3rd cause that's when I'll begin my new daily comic called Half-Assed. Contact me then, k. Seeya April 3rd!

 

I'm Back by Alexd 4-17-04
Well this is the beginning of my new comic. My name is Alex and I provide the humor.		Please please, hold your laughter till I make the punchline.

 

When you love someone. by Alexd 4-17-04
Hey robot-friend, I have a problem. There's this girl I like, but I don't even think she notices me.	She's blonde, skinny, tall, and beautiful. I wish she'd even just look at me sometimes. It would be freakin awsome if we could spend a nice summer night together at the beach to a calm sunset.	But you are a robot without emotions, so you will never understand the way I fee... SHUTUP GODDAMNIT YOU'RE GIVING ME A FUCKING MIGRANE!

 

What a dumbass by Alexd 4-17-04
Umm...robot-friend, I was just wondering...Do you believe in ninjas?		I'm leaving you Alex. I'll send for all my stuff.

 

Oh my, but this is going to hurt. by Alexd 4-18-04
Look Dumbass, if you want to get that girl to like you you're going to have to talk to her yourself. Now get going! ok, I'll try Robot-Friend.		Geez, when are you going to grow those things out...

 

I Hate Penguins #2 by Alexd 4-19-04
Apparently penguins enjoy a good Coors every now and then. Hey maybe we should try and pick up some hot penguin chicks. Dude, you're married.		So? Good point.

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