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by Alias
6-04-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
"ring... ring... ring..."
...hello.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...i gotta go now. bye.

 

by Alias
6-04-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...hello?
"ring... ring... ring..."
...i do to care.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...now your just being mean.

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...hello again.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...yes, the thought has crossed my mind.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...I'm just worried you won't respect me afterwards?

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...hello.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...guess what?
...Continued
"ring... ring... ring..."
...chicken's butt.

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...know why?
"ring... ring... ring..."
...Continued
"ring... ring... ring..."
...cowpie.

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...guess where?
"ring... ring... ring..."
...in your hair.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...calm down, it's a joke. I know you don't have hair.

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...hello.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...I wrote you a poem.
...Continued
"ring... ring... ring..."
...it's about love.

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...ok, ready?
"ring... ring... ring..."
...chinese.
...Continued
"ring... ring... ring..."
...japanese.

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...dirty knees.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...Continued
"ring... ring... ring..."
...what are these?

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...Christmas trees.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...your right. I lied. I didn't write that.
"ring... ring... ring..."
...you hate me now, don't you?

 

by Alias
6-05-03
"ring... ring... ring..."
...
"ring... ring... ring..."
"ring... ring... ring..."
...don't try lying to me! I saw that *sob* You no good cheating piece of... *weep* I thought we had something *sob* real!

 

by Alias
6-06-03
...Hello everyone. It appears that there has been some confusion concerning this strip. Like why does this *damned* phone keep ringing?
"ring... ring... ring..."
Comments that it is annoying, or someone should be speaking from the other side. My answer to all this is... Congratulations! And thank you for getting it. That was exactly my point!
"ring... ring... ring..."
Phones are annoying. As a society we "love'em" just a little too much for it to be healthy? Though ya gotta admit, this red little devil - is one sexy beast!
"ring... ring... ring..."

 

by Alias
6-25-03
I just drink to be social.
I drink to forget.
Forget what?
...exactly.

 

by Alias
6-25-03
What's that?
Absinthe, it has wormwood in it. Really gets you messed up.
Don't you mean Absente, wormwood is illegal in the U.S. That has Southernwood in it, and does nothing for you except make you drunk.
What the hell are you talking about? With this stuff I'm invincible!
Yes, I'm sure. Now up against the car sir.
I'm in some real trouble, aren't I?

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