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The comics say everything you need. I'm royally messed up in the head and there's nothing I like doing better than proving it to strangers I will never even know read my stuff. All comics are made up on the spot. I'd appreciate some feedback; not that I want tips, but i just like knowing taht somebody is laughing at my inner turmoil.

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by Alienfingersboy
5-23-03


	Would you like something fixed?


	GRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MY PENIS!!! THERE IS A BURNING SENSATION IN IT WHEN I PEE!!! STOP THE AGONY!


	OK. This will take a second.


	PLEASE HURRY!!! THERE IS A PRICKER BUSH IN MY PANTS!!!

There is a background here.


	Oops. I seem to have missed your crotch. Silly me.


	OMGWTFSARSLOLBBQ!!! THIS SITE IS SO DAMN LIMITING!!!

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by Alienfingersboy
5-23-03

Welcome back. I bring to you my most favourite picture/character/NPC/Whatever the hell you want to call it.


	Poof.

...What the fuck am I thinking?


	HO HUM I HAF TU WERK!!!

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by Alienfingersboy
5-23-03

SCREAMING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK! THAT DOG IS SCREWED UP!!!


	Is my penis too long for this skirt?


	ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

And then everybody died because they hate you.

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by Alienfingersboy
5-23-03

Wow!!! It's a strange mixture of characters! Who knows what will happen now?


	Hello mister "I shit my pants while I mercilessly kill people!"


	Me? You leave black crap all over the ground, AND you kill more people than axe murderers annually!!!

A long drawn out argument ensues!!!


	(Insert point here)


	(Insert counter-point here)

And in the end, the Devil always wins.


	HAHA! 1 B337 j00!!! 1 4/\/\ 7\|-\|3 W1\|\\|\|\\|4R!!!!1

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03


	HOLY SHIT! WHERE DID MY COMPUTER GO?!!!


	IT TURNED INTO ME!!! THE VAMPIRE WITH ONLY PERIPHERAL VISION!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I WILL BITE YOU, even though there will be nothing showing that.

OH NO THE BACKGROUND IS GONE!!!


	Oh no! I can feel it happening!


	How's it feel to be a vampire?


	I miss my PC.

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03


	PST! What's your favourite band?


	Um... I dunno...


	Is it ALIEN ANT FARM? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


	HEY WAIT!!! NO IT ISN'T!!!

poof


	...

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03


	HAHA YUO CAMOTY HHEAR MEW BECSAUES I AM A LITTTLRLE HOARSE TODAY!!! aaaahahahaHAHAHAHAH!!!


	THAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL!!! We need to kill everyone who uses that joke on this site because it is godawful!!!


	hurrah


	ditto

END

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03


	I am wearing a necktie so you must listen to me!


	Bullshit!


	NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? WHERE IS MY TIE?!


	HAHA I WIN!!!


	NOOOOOOOOO


	HAHAHAHA

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03


	WOW IT IS MY BRUDDA!!!


	POOF


	FWOOM!!!

O...K...


	I AM POORLY DRAWN BUT I BEAT THAT HORRID MONSTROSITY FOR THE CHILDREN.

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03

We find some hero forced to choose a choice taht could alter his destiny indefinitely.


	HAHA I RING!!!


	Oh woe is me! Being ballasted to this mortal coil, I am trapped with this human instinct of picking up ringing objects.


	HAHA I STILL RING!!!


	Whatever shall I do? The situation seems beyond my abilities to choose right from wrong! And aside from that, wher'd my knife go?

HE ANSWERS IT!!!


	Hello, this is Bryan Freeman calling. I'd like to tell you about a great offer I am offering...


	Fucking bastard. Talks without me even answering... who does he think he is?

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by Alienfingersboy
5-24-03


	Hey... Haven't I seen you on the magic school bus?


	Why yes... yeah... yeah...


	Well then, you must know everything sciency, right?


	Why yes... yeah... yeah...


	Then you must know why I have nipples, if I'm an immortal entity that is not born by conventional mammalian means?


	?

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