All comics by Americafriendgood

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no no! Why is their vamypre in room for women.
I suck you blood to come!
Damn it all to fuck...where is Obama President black man when I need him.

 

i am the animal chicken.
i am too big snale.
i find you tasty...i eat you now maybe?
this is only date of our first meeting...too soon!

 

you are loose woman of small goodness?
i need bread for kid...give me an easy time of it man.
mr.bunnyblood feel no sorry for your time.
oh heeven help no.
oh yes hooker.
ok.right. but i get moneys for extra screams.

 

why do we fight on pretty day?
we must fight alcada to win for america.
lets stop fighting.
ok. please take your large penis from my anus.

 

i am from japan.
i am from mexico.
we are dress in green.
i am sexy.
we had sex with him.
too death.

 

i have christmas for you!
i like you package.
you to!

 

i do not have much talking to.
i am a cowman.
speak loudly with me.
why you not hear with out ears?

 

the door has feeling scared.
what could be inside?
i hope no anus rape happens to rip my cloth.

 

do not cry.
i am a tear from god.
why?
you kill with nighfe.
you are like woman.

 

which way?
my eyes can not like you have big teeth!
not nice to say. you have big eyes.you have a mom with big tit maybe. i like her.
i am from my dad testilce package...big to.
i walk that way. you are not ok.
lets have coffee?

 

i have so much papers! help!
i can not help. i like games.
all is lost.
yes. it is you trouble.
why are you an ass?
i have trouble at home.

 

christmas house doctor!
what does trouble with pain doctor?
you eat so many candy! america has to many candy!
yes! we have #1 candy is MAndM's.
now you have cantsir.
oh no! I should have eat snicker in stead!

 

i am white and like alien.
i am an alien.
we should have a date?
no...you are to fat from chrismas cookies.
shit.

 

i am good police. i have a gun. do not make trouble!
i have a tie.
their is nothing to say here.
paul blart is a mall cop. to many mean police here!
i will take you civil libertys sir!
oh look another starbuck!

 

i think it is the end of earth time like god says.
yes. we should be making so many babies.
but you are hooker?
yes. I have gonoria.
that is a good name for daughter.

 

why would america send up elk to blow up?
NASCAR we have a trouble!
where is obama when you need him?

 

 

i was just going.
what the fuck man? i am trying to urinate by myself.
this is bull shit.

 

i like this place.
do you come here a lot of the time?
i live in the kitchen.

 

peace sign!
ahhh! my brain is hurting from the trouble!
what it is trouble man?
i have to stab you since i hate your tshirt and you smelly ways with Marawana.
that sucks.
yes. the stabbing will be painful. but the world will be clean again.

 

i am a goats!
oh no! if i had legs i can run.
how did you die?
i worked at home depot!

 

i will kick the door.
i can see you panty.
you are sick fuck to make me puke
why do you have hand in pants?
i can not find my key my erect penis is in the way.

 

we are not have a house to live in.
i need food. i could eat you!
you are to homosexed.

 

how did you die?
i watched a woman in panty get naked and fell off tree.
ow!
how did you die sqirrel?
a fat prevert fell on me.

 

i am mrstinkybutt
good kids do not smoke.
but real men drink scotch and beer and have hairowin in them and play with guns while they have many women!

 

i think i am penguin woman hooker.
penguins live in north pole.
it takes extra moneys for north pole.

 

you have my baby from pouch! give it back!
your tail is stupid. you are stupid.
i have your real baby.
dad!

 

you were good in sex!
thanks. where are you going Tyler?
I need to heat my oven.

 

i am sorry Jesus.
i am more sorry.
by Americafriendgood, 1-12-11

 

Mom! there is bull in the kitchen....okay...i tell him.
She say she had good time in the night but my father is back at 3 and she has much cleaning to do.
mom!

 

dail time mail dilevery.
well this is akward. I have not seen you since time we...
yes. it is akward. wait here...i have something of yours.
shit.

 

hich hyke...i hich hyke...all in the USA!
need ride?
um...you do not have a car.
i have semi.

 
by Americafriendgood, 1-14-11

 

the giblet gravy is ready soon.
i think i not have mashed potato this year.
by Americafriendgood, 1-14-11

 

what happened to you?
i gave to my wife a bad christmas day present.
what did you give to her?
a sex movie.
is good to keep married spicy.
...of me and my sekraterry "working late".

 

let us do sex in bed!
i can give myself a reech around now!

 

i am filled of bad feeling. Beam me up scotty!
Scotty: "A please would be nice."
What?!
He said that a please would be nice--so, pretty please with sugar on top...prepare to be eaten.
manners make any meal taste better.

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