All comics by Asiangirl

 

i welcome myself with dignity. by Asiangirl 1-03-03
These will be the good stories about my life. I assure, they will please.	Forgive, my English is not honorable. I speak to try good, fail, but yes, sometimes. Like any good stereotype, we fan the flames of bigotry.	Anyhow, here is an excerpt from an upcoming adventure, just to give you a taste. Geh... Horny? I didnt' know you to be teh sex robot i thot he was red. alright.... then lets us begin. Metal Dong To Rape Ass (mine) Please!

 

my early years at sea were profitable. by Asiangirl 1-04-03
Oh, the sailor's life, that is teh life for me. You're not a sailor. You're a cabin-girl.	Wahteevr. Sailor, cabin-girl, it's all the same in my book. Yah, but a sailor doesn't have to give bj's for shelter.	Yes, you are correct in your asessment. May I service you now? Sure. You can start with my laundry.

 

shore leave, time of opportunity. by Asiangirl 1-05-03
Some older gentleman in a raincoat came up to me and asked for... 'asstricks'? Oh, lord. I think he was wanted to pay you to let him forve water in through your anus with a hose.	Pay me? Well, that just sweetens the deal! How much should I charge? Uhm... (Crikey)... The going price nowadays is like, ten bucks per ass trick. Fifteen if he wants you to fart the water back into his mouth.	Amelican dream, here I is come! I wish I didn't rust... I want asstricks too.

 

the business of mine is good fortune going. by Asiangirl 1-05-03
Oh, big strong man. I will do for you the asstricks, special-special! Aye, liddle lassie, a bit of toilet tricks should tickle the old tiddler.	Hey, You're a priest, right? For ten extra, I can make myself look like an altar boy. Let's get at it then, babby!	Shortly... I couldn't find the costume. A'ight, then. Just lemme get on me knees, and you can let go with a few wet ones, then. It'll be good craic, my little lack.

 

i decide to expand my business along with my orifices by Asiangirl 1-17-03
This buziness is getting for the too hard. I need not be by myself doing it. I think what you want is a pimp.	Pimp, ehh? Will U be my pimp? Sorry. I'm a Worker Droid. I haven't been programmed with the proper business skills to be an effective pimp.	But then who will beat the shit out of me and help me get addicted to crack? Now crack addiction I can do! I'll be right back with my pipe!

 

I am teh funny! by Asiangirl 1-18-03
My craving for crack is satisfied...now, my craving for pimp ahh yes...the pimp issue. I think I have just the person...	Hey baybay! How bout you climb in my caddie and we roll for Johns. Then I will take your money and smack your bitchass up.	Fanning flame of bigotry AND stereotype! Me so horny!

 

i ply my trade with a skill that satisfies my customers by Asiangirl 1-28-03
Is you wanting the blowsex? Me want de blow? Of course, my little biscuit!	You likey? De sexslobber, she is great!	Nice, nice. Twenty Dollar! Oh. Ahhsssure... Lemme go to car, I be right back with money.

 

my story unfolds in a most plaintively arduous way. by Asiangirl 2-04-03
I don't think that guy is coming back with my money. I'll have to send my pimp-daddy after him..	Wass amatter, boo? You need me ta' beat a john with my shoe? Yah. Bring your fat-ass size twelve boot and follow me.	__________________________________________________ Up dere, baby? In Saul Of Tarsus' pad? I think it was his horse. Make him bleed, Poppa.

 

a brief interlude between my pimp and a biblical figure. by Asiangirl 3-02-03
Saul of Tarsus? Doo-hoo, yes?	Yo, where my money be at, foo'? I gots to get PAY-izz-ADD! I don't know anything about any money that any people owe any pimps. I'm sorry.	You got any rollin' papers, man? You smoke weed? I can git ya some weed! Being sold drugs... Man, Saul of Tarsus, things just got INTERESTING!

 

my plea is to enjoy the fruits of labour instantly. by Asiangirl 9-10-05
We going to see the beauty of wrold! Many thankful occassions lay in our frontsides! I'm sure we haven't the cash flow to do any travelling, little lady.	I'm going to BIG TIME be around New York, Chicago, Losh Wegas... Let's worry about rent for now. We can save and maybe go on a trip in... oh... How does 17 years sound?	Don't look to them for help!

 

Running Out On His Woman - OF NEAR DANGER!

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Come back here were you going? My ass isn't too flat, you know this. You think "too flat" and you run. Thas fuck up! If only she knew- I'm doing this because ZOMBIE WARLORD© is making me!

by Asiangirl, 12-14-05

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