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by Auntie
5-18-01
knock knock.
who's there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting cow wh...
MOOOOOO.
... fag.

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
IN THE BUSINESS OF CROTCH RUBBING
RUBBING MY CROTCH ON THIS AND THAT
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT
UNNNNGH UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF HOOOORK
NO.
IS IT ALL THAT WRONG TO SPOOGE ON A BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS MAGAZINE, BECAUSE REALLY
DUDE WAS THAT A HAIKU

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
IS THIS THE WAY TO AVOID A TICKET?!?!?!
MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A DONG
OR SIMPLY FOREPLAY
KISS ME LONG AND DEEP, LENNY
FUCK
BOINOINOINOINOINGGGGG

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
I REALLY DIG IT WHEN YOU FONDLE MY ASS JUST SO
I REFUSE
GASP
I AM LEAVING YOU ARMUNDO
AND BY "REFUSE" I MEAN HEY BRING THAT SWEET POON BACK HERE AND LET ME GET MY PROVERBIAL GROOVE ON

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
OMFG WHAT A HOTTIE
HEY THERE GORGEOUS
HOTT
LET US GROW OLD TOGETHER AND WATCH QUEER AS FOLK RERUNS AND STICK IT TO EACH OTHER'S POOPERHOLES
I'M DOWN

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
IN THESE PARTS WE DO AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE
DOO DEE DOO
HIYA HIYA HIYA
BONKITY BONK
HAULAUGHALHG
IT MEANS "WE LIKE TO LICK PRICK"
SHAKE IT CLETUS
UNF

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
ARE WE SICK OF BONER JOKES?!?!
FAT FAT FATTY FATCAKES OMG FAT FUCK EATER
LONELY
ARE WE REALLY?!?!?
(I AM STARING AT CROTCH)
THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS WHERE I COME FROM
F U
VAVOOM
ALSO THAT TOTALLY GAVE ME THE HORN

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
GIRLS
I LIKE NATURE BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE PONIES LIVE
DUMB
BOYS
YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK
OH GOD WHERE DID I GO WRONG AS A PARENT
GOD ONLY KNOWS
I LIKE TO DO IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON
SICK DUDE. SICK

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
D00D I BE MAKIN MAD SCRILLA. I GOTS DA BLING BLING YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
JIGGA WHAT
YOU KNOW, CHEDDA
I, UH
CIZZASH
SLASHING THROAT AND BALLS AND FACE AND EYES AND KICKFUCKING THE WOUNDS CREATED THEREOF

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
I DANCE THE DANCE OF MASTURBATION
I FEEL AS THOUGH I AM INTERRUPTING SOMETHING SPECIAL
WE STARE IN DISBELIEF. FUCK
COULD YOU GIVE A BRUTHA SOME SPACE
MY BAD, CARRY ON PLZ

 

by Auntie
9-30-02
THAT IS ONE HELL OF A DEATH GRIP YOU HAVE ON MY BONER
...
(BONE)
BUT I AM HOLDING A SKILLET NOT YOUR BONER
SHE IS DISGUSTED
THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY
I AM DISGUSTED

 

by Auntie
10-02-02
IN A WHITE CASTLE RESTAURANT
I AM GOING TO GET A SODA
(BONERS)
A HELPFUL SUGGESTION
TRY THE BIG RED I HEAR IT IS TASTY
WE HATE
AUGH IT IS LIKE BEING FUCKED IN THE MOUTH BY A CIRCUS MIDGET
(BONERS)

 

by Auntie
10-02-02
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO DAT IS
TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES
I WANT TO PUT MY UNMENTIONABLES IN YOUR POONTANGLE
!
UP AGAINST THE WALL AND SPREAD EM
DONE AND DONE

 

by Auntie
10-15-02
SO JME I MADE A COMIC FOR YOU BECAUSE I MISS YOU
OMG WOW
GAYS
LETS SING THE BONERS SONG IN THIS COMIC OKY
BUT ANTE THIS COMIC IS NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO SING THE BONERS SONG
(CRY)
SHE IS A FAILURE

 

by Auntie
3-10-03
BITCH BITCH BITCH
YOU SEE THIS GIANT MOUND OF DESERT TURD IN THE BACKGROUND IS A METAPHOR REFLECTING THE STATE OF MY LIFE
SHUT UP
FUCK A TRUCKLOAD OF YOU
AND NOW THE TURD IS ON FIRE ARE YOU GETTING THE SYMBOLISM HERE PEOPLE

 

by Auntie
3-28-03
IN WHICH WE ARE MARKETING JUICE
OKAY CHINESE KID IT IS YOUR LINE
MMM WELCH'S GRAPE JUICE IS SO NONG BONG FONG CHING CHONG

 

by Auntie
4-14-03
...
...
OMG STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA THAT IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL

 

by Auntie
4-15-03
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LIE ON MY BACK IN A FIELD AND WATCH THE CLOUDS
IT IS A PEACEFUL AND SERENE AFFIRMATION OF THE SIMPLE JOYS TO BE HAD IN LIFE
UNTIL THEY TAKE THE SHAPE OF ALL THOSE WHORES I STABBED IN THE FACE

 

by Auntie
4-15-03
A CONVERSATION
BLAH BLAH BLARGITY BLARGITY BLOO
DICKS
SO ANYWAY I WAS ALL LIKE OMG AND DID I MENTION THAT I FEEL REALLY AT EASE TALKING TO YOU IT IS TOTALLY LIKE I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOREVER
PRICKS
SHARING A MOMENT
HEY WHAT THE GET THAT AWAY FROM MY EYE

 

by Auntie
4-21-03
ASS 2 ASS!
OMFG :(
HELO
:(
LATER
SNORT TWITCH LOL

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