Drunken comic by AvsJoe11-27-02 By: AvsJoe Archibald Didn't I tell you she was going to break up with you? I don't know what we are going to do. I am so hung over... That's the last time I drink Mike's Hard Lemonade! And this time, I mean it!
Real-world Presidential Dispute by AvsJoe11-28-02 By: Daniel Archibald If elected president, I will lower taxes, put more money into education, and kick colonel Sander's pampered ass! By: Daniel Archibald What does my opponent say about that? By: Daniel Archibald I'd say the rebuttle was exceptional...
3 Hilarious Comics by AvsJoe11-28-02 The bluebird of happiness long absent from his life, Stick is visited by the chicken of depression. Birds that repeat do not survive around Viktor. Hey boid... shaddup! Hey boid... shaddup! By: AvsJoe Archibald So then, when Old MacDonald turned his back, I took a whack whack here and a whack whack there, I finished him off.
Whoops by AvsJoe11-29-02 By: AvsJoe Archibald I say some of the most polite things at the worst times. Last week, I helped bury my friend's uncle... Thank you for helping out. My pleasure. Whoops.
You're a dick by AvsJoe11-29-02 By: AvsJoe Archibald You're a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick. Wanna beer?
Spellcaster1 by AvsJoe11-30-02 By: Bad Boy Bill What to do in this situation... It's hot out! Curdled milk that has expired, melt this snowdude with my fire! I'm melting! It was worth a shot... Yo.
Spellcaster 2 by AvsJoe12-19-02 By: Bad Boy Bill Now What? Cat and dog and bug are fighting, send me to a place exciting! What did that do?
Spellcaster 3 by AvsJoe12-26-02 By: Bad Boy Bill It'd be funny if I had a spell that changed cute squirrels into evil, axe-wielding maniacs. You're a dick. By: Bad Boy Bill Agricultural snow plow, make this squirrel evil now! ZAP! By: Bad Boy Bill Getting better. Wanna beer?
Spellcaster 4 by AvsJoe5-26-03 By: AvsJoe Archibald I need a vacation. Something's wrong, this isn't fun. Let me enjoy the tanning sun! HOT!!!! HOT!!!! OWW!!!! I didn't mean it literally!
Spellcaster 5 by AvsJoe5-26-03 By: Billy Deans I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. I wish something would happen. I'm begging you, I'm on my knees. Eradicate my boredom, please. Oops. I know as much about this as you do.