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by Azorlo
4-28-08
Mr. Smith I am here to give your boss an average on how his employees feel, your attitude will be reflected in my report would you mind answering a quick question
Sure ask away .
Well ok, on a Scale of 1 to 2 giraffes, 1 being 1 griaffe, and 2 being 2 giraffes, how do you feel ?
Excuse me ? I don't really understand the question but I guess I feel like 2 giraffes.
Alright now since you participated in this little activity you must print "I feel like two giraffes today" on all your belongings
I don't really understand what you guys are getting out of this

 

by Azorlo
4-28-08
Your late buddy !
Your a security guard not the Tardy Patrol what do you care
Actually if you look, closly my badge says Tardy Patrol Officer, I'm going to have to give you a sad face sticker
Well this just ruins my day... I'll never get that Moderate Face Sticker, Wait there is always tommarrow

 

by Azorlo
4-28-08
Mr. Smith at the Lounge
Oh hey, I'm kind of new here mind if I ask you a few questions
Sir, you are in Molkar's lair I am Molkar this is my Lair I demand you leave
I should have guessed, is there anything I can do to get some advice from you
You dare bribe Molkar the Infertile, I mean TERRIBLE. You dare bribe Molkar the Terrible
What is wrong with you, you can't just claim the Lounge as your "Lair"
How dare you talk to me in such a manner This Is my lair, I'll feed you to the Jackles

 

by Azorlo
4-28-08
Mr.Smith becomes depressed
Hey Buddy you look down what's the matter
ehh, My new job is kind of hell, it's like everyone at my job is completly retarded
WHAT !?!?!
Well atleast you don't have a mutant three headed penis.
What ?
Well that was a terrible ending
I'm just saying, it's really weird ya wanna see it.
Uhh yeah no I don't really want to see that.

 

by Azorlo
4-28-08
Hey young man I am here to see Larry Jonson he is my kid
Larry Larry Larry, nope doesn't ring a bell
He was the security guard here he has been for 20 years
Ohhh Larry I think he stepped out for a smoke or something
Soo Larry how are you liking the Aquarium, Pretty neat with the Fishes. Soon the rest of my employees will be dead muhahahahaha

 

by Azorlo
5-02-08
Hey Ben thanks for coming down to my office I really need you to teach our little noobie Richard Smith the works around here
Didn't you guys tell him what he would be doing ?
Well he knows he works in sales but you see I myself have no idea what it is we actually sell
We sell small bathtub stuff, like rubber duckies, shampoos, and even bathtub friendly toasters
That's some mighty fine memory you got there son, How about I give you a nice coupon for milk
Well sir I can tell you that sounds mighty fine but what I'd really like is my color back.

 

by Azorlo
5-02-08
Hey I'm Garry the Basement manager I manage the basement
That's not a real job you know
It is so a real job managing basements is a very important job it takes skill and dedication
No a basement is a room it never moves and it doesn't talk and it doesn't think. Sir you can't manage an empty piece of space
Ted I kind of have a complaint about garry
Oh Garry, troublesome fellow I'll tell the CEO about this outburst he'll take care of it Dick Smith

 

by Azorlo
5-02-08
Well not enough been calling our charity network and giving us money so know with every minute we don't get a call we are going to kill a poor orphan child and sell their organs for money
See Rich that's effective, that's how you sell start threatning the customer
I'll be sure to keep that in mind
Sorry but I'm not interested in shampoo that smells like "sexy"
Look if you don't buy this shampoo I will find you and I will F'ing kill you

 

by Azorlo
5-03-08
It was said that when garry was young he made a deal with a powerful demon
Gary grew up in a cave with his friend paul who on more than one occasion particpated in sexual relations with animals
Eventually garry over came his inanity and got a job at an office, also his entire appeance changed

 

by Azorlo
5-03-08
Hey, umm Molkar what's up why aren't you inside
Well I got a new Hog, it's really cool
oh you got a motercyle
yeah and when I drive it, It's all like BABoOSH ! BabOoSh Baboosh
Funny my room mate Chad used to make that sound when he had anal sex with his friend Fred
sonovabitch you got me

 

by Azorlo
5-04-08
And that's why I think that Crabs have the perfect society
Yeah but can't use no sand to pay yo bills or to go to da store
Sand ain't no form of currency it everywhere, you need gold in real society
but...
I AIN'T NO DANM FIDDLER CRAB

 

by Azorlo
5-04-08
If you are what you eat does that mean when you poo, your technically giving birth to anti-you.
Can a Hyponotist Hyponotize, if his pocket watch tells the wrong time
Candles are to help people relax, or get rid of terrible smell. Wouldn't it be amazing if there was a shop with candles made to terrorize you and smell bad

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