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by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
how do you feel about beastiality?
how dare you disrespect NINJA MAN!
...Soooo do you have a condom?

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
how do you feel about bestiality?
how dare you disrespect NINJA MAN!
...Soooo do you have a condom?

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
How come everything has to be about sex with you?
sex makes the world go around.
NO! Samurai warriors make world go round!!!
Ooooo, your so sexy when your mad.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
Hey ninja boy.
IT'S NINJA MAN! Not ninja BOY!
Anyway, I need your samurai wisdom.
what is it my furry pupil?
Does my ass look fat?
$#*!

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
Why is there piss all over my dojo?
You kept burning that stanky samurai incense so I had to balance out the smell.
CLEAN IT UP NOW!
Listen ninja kid, I pay half the rent so I have the right to pee on the walls.
Thats it! I'm getting another roommate.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
Have you ever got burned?
Yes, one time I left my sword out in the sun for like 3 hours then I touched it.
No, have-you-ever-got-BURNED?
s-sexually?
Yeah.
....i'm a virgin...

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
I Think I got herpes...
WHAT?
I said I think I need a slurpy.
Oh...gasp...I thought you said something else.
That damn samurai incense got you trippin again.
Yeah, I burn so much of it i'm strarting to get dizzy.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
How can you be a ninja and still be a virgin?
For your information i'm saving my self for that special someone on myspace.
Did you just say MYSPACE?
SHIT!
You are a disgrace to all ninjas.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
No more sleeping in the nude. Do you understand?
no.
There is only one bed and you need to be considerate.
Considerate MY ASS! Every damn night you sleep with that stupid sword and it pokes me!
I could call the cops right now for animal abuse. So shut up and get in the bed!

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
Where are you going all dressed up?
This chick from myspace wants to hook up. She could be the one!
Thank you, JESUS for blessing me with the internet. Finally I shall no longer be a virgin.
I'm looking for Becky.
I'm her.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
There must be some kind of mistake....y-you can't be Becky.
I know I look a little different but those pictures I posted were before my botox surgeries.
For CHRIST-SAKE Where are your clothes!
I thought you guys like it when a chick wears revealing clothes?
Yes, we do but you have the chest of a 12yr old boy.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
I'm sorry Becky but I don't think this is going to work.
Is it because i'm 14 teen?
YOUR 14 TEEN!? On your page you said your 25!
oops.
Ok, you are trying to get me locked up and ruin my hopes of finding true love. I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN! GO HOME!

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
so how did your dream date go?
Come to find out she was underage. I feel like a nasty old man with a bad nose-job.
So in other words you feel like Michael Jackson.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
So you have a thang for younger girls, huh?
No sir! I'm a ninja and I have standards!
No, you have a problem, son. I could take you to hell right now for what you did.
I didn't do anything! Once I found out her age I ran back to my dojo. I put that on JESUS!
JESUS! Oh, you wanna get him involved, huh? FINE, if he tells me your lying I'm gonna burn yo ass.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
I got bad news, buddy... I gotta leave america tonight. Everybody thinks I'm a pervert.
where are you gonna go?
To a place where I can rebuild my image and nobody will ever find me.
oh, you mean the island of Zwan.
I read it in your journal.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-09-06
Oh boy, I finally get to meet the girl of my dreams...God bless internet chat rooms.
I hope she has big titties and can cook chicken...
UUUMMM...I'm looking for Becky?

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-10-06
so if I wasn't a squirrel you would wear my ass out?
I was just joking about the condom.
yeah right. I see how you be looking at me when I lick my fur.
ENOUGH!

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-10-06
It's funny, we always come to church but when we get here we always talk about sex and never pay attention to the message.
That is why I need a new church buddy. You suck.
Don't blame me you spawn of satan.
Ever since you've became my roommate my chi-force has been really low.
Well, you can use some of my Viagra when we get home.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-10-06
The pastor said if we don't invite somebody new to church tomorrow we are gonna go to hell.
Do you have anyone in mind?
I was thinking about bringing that stripper we met last night.
The one you tea-bagged?
Yeah, that one.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-10-06
Yo, ninja boy! I found this female rodent that is into ninjas.
I told you I'm NOT into having sexual relations with animals.
She said she only dates ninjas and she won't date other squirrels. She also said ninjas have BIG swords.
Sh-she said that?

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-10-06
Hey, do you wanna come to my church?
I wanna get high.
Look, if I don't invite somebody to my church tonight my pastor said I'm gonna go to hell.
Damn, what kind of church do you go too?
...Good question...

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-10-06
So how is your quest for true love coming along?
Horrible.
When my love life is in the gutter I just grab a porno tape and a bottle of strawberry lotion.
You used up all the lotion and the VCR is broken.
That sucks for you.

 

by BLESSTHACHILD
8-14-06
What happen to my chocolate cream pie I brought?
That was yours?
YES! My grandma sent it from china!
And it was goooood. Tell her thanks.
Damn your lucky were at church.

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