All comics by BeNN_MaKK

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
HI SUb you are not making me funny! I MA making the fun of you!!
YOU HAve made me look like the clown! I will be back!!
MaNY hours later
FIRENds of austria are making the WAR!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
SUB_M7 YOU are having the the best party with everyone dancing that I have ever seen!!
I AM dancing
me too
THank you!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
THe partying is spilling out into the streets of all of Austria!!
The Austrian people thank you for the national gift of this party!!
The 13 YEar olds on stripcreator did not come!! They must not imagine what they are missing!!
Then, back at USA
OH I am so sorry I did not go to Sub_m7's party
We are such HOT DOGS!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
You Austrians are right I will come help you!!
Devin you are just as cool as us!!
Sub_M7 I know you can party hearty!!
WOW Devin you are dancing like there is only so much dancing left in all of the world!!
(DANCING!)
(DANCING!!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
I must kiss you!!
DEvin even though I do not feel this way this is the Austrian way please start with the kissing
PArties have kissing!!
SUB_M7 BeNN_MaKK and Devin 2gether 4ever!!
THE END TOO MANY PANELS!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
(COOL DADIO!) Hi I am Devin here for the partying!
(DANCING!)
Did you know there's an elephant out here eating party guests?
CRUNCH CRUNCH
(DANCING!!)
(DANCING!!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
What is wrong NEOVID why are you in the corner crying and blushing???
I CANt dance with you!
Sure you can watch me!! (DANCING!! DANCING!!)
WEll..I guess I can try..
Uh oh that elephant ate you!
CRUNCH CRUNCH

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-17-02
HOWDY hOWDY! I couldnt help but hear the fun of this party from two miles away!!!
Oh boy punkrockskaboy!
Let us "party hearty!!!" I love scavenger hunt parties!! The items I got were cocaine and dildos!!!
(DANCING!!)
HOURS LATER
..So I mean that's just what I think that all film theory is just, you know like a way of trying to feel like you are adding to a process that has been over and done with since like you know the..
One more line before bed?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
SUB M left!!
And I'm takin' mah saddle. Who's comin' with me?
"Wheels are made for rollin'; mules are made to pack; I've never seen a sight; that didn't look better looking back." -Lee Marvin
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOURE COOL FUCK YOU
I guess BeNN_MaKK has to go to!! This must be my going away party!! That would be the logical conclusion!!!
Happy Birthday!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
IT's a many many dildo party your favorite dcomposed!!!
I AM turned around making the body ready for the so many dildos
ONE dildo is a firecracker!!
(DANCING!!!)
IN REmemberance dcomposed

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
IS THIS A talking for no reason party?!!
HA Ha no JrnymnNate!!
LOOK WHere the dildos should be!!!
YOU ARe not cool enough for a SUB_M7 PARty!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
HI i am punkrockskaboy!! (Party AND Dancing!!!)
THis isnt the kind of party where you need to give yourself labels!!!
YOu like me for who I am?? NOt just my appearance of punk-rock-ska-ing???
YES
YOu can just go by dildo here

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
SMarmulus is kissing all over me!!!
HIs lips are the fire in which we burn DEvrin!!
(KISSING!!!)
(DANCING!!!)
SMarmulus I have just realized you are erect and touching me!!
(I THOUGHT AUSTRIA LIKED THIS!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
NO NO more gay licking SMarmulus!!
WHew pant pant ok
STarting the gay licking again!!!
IT WOnt stop a rockin!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
What kind of things could be going on this street?
The kind of things going on this street are all mine!
All mine kind of things going on this street are more favorable over having no kind of things going on this street!
The night longs the walking looking walking
Hey, you're really Johnny Cash!
Don't take your guns to town, son; leave your guns at home, Bill; don't take your guns to town

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
This wall is mysterious it has many bricks.
I enjoy the wall having many bricks.
Another bricks will surely go.
Another bricks in the wall?
Why are turn you into Roger Waters?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
I am the friend of yours.
I will talk to cowboy-skater now.
Here he comes, walking down the street.
Get the funniest looks, from everyone he meets.
STACK OVER FLOW --SYSYTEM HALTED. VIEW HEX DUMP input a$ "am friend" print adj$ 10 goto 40 if then

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
Let us travel.
To be leaving the street.
This looks to be Parliament!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
I am happy to be being in Parliament!
Yes, to be!
How to come for there must be more than this!
Wait to come for this more than this more than I would.
A goodbye for you!
More a goobye for you!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
Let us travel to the leaving of Parliament with us!
For onward back to the street.
The air is of freshness!
My face is hurting and breaking!
Michael Stipe has exploded from my friend!
"She's three miles of bad road; walking down the street; will I never meet her; she's a real woman-child; oh my kiss breath turpentine; i...am...smitten

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
HI I am funny and you are not!!
OH PUnkrockskaboy we can all be funny here!!
REally? ANd be friend too??
YEs come over and cook the dinner with me (DANCING and HUGGING!!)
I brought some slicing tomatoes and cous-cous and..What? The house is dark and there's just a note!
I was lying when we said we could be friends. You stupid ass. The amount of time it takes you to read this should just be enough to take a dump on your car and wipe with your seat covers.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
Alone in the house and dump in my car!
I guess it can't get much worse.
CRUNCH CRUNCH

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-18-02
Pardon me could you please tell me a good place to eat?
SHOCK
Why do you express shock?
At the thought of you eating an entire place do I express shock!
Oh my cowboy friend you do not understand the intended meaning of my query.
Fuck, I sure don't.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-20-02
Cowboy and clown are together again.
Yes, but WHY haven't you BATHED?
Cowboys are rugged. Bathing is not our prerogative.
It's always about "you and your prerogatives". Why don't you just fuck me rotten like you used to?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-20-02
You are a CLOWN but I am not LAUGHING!
You think I am failing at my mission but you do not have the knowledge of what I am really trying to do!
All I know is that clowns should make people LAUGH. You are not making me laugh. What a terrible clown you are!
You are free to believe whatever you want.
What a terrible clown I am.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-20-02
You are a girl and I am a girl let us think of girlish things that make us sentimental.
Like puppies and swinging on swings and chasing boys?
Actually, about GETTING OUR WAY and other people getting in trouble for WHAT WE DO!
Thinking about how we made Tommy butcher himself in a PUBLIC SUICIDE because everyone thought he is the one that pushed old Miss Watson down the stairs isn't very sentimental to me.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-20-02
IS THIS A GOOD HOLE IN WHICH CORN MAY BE PLANTED?
One might think that since I am a cowboy I would be well versed in this subject, it pertaining to the outdoors, and also agriculture..
However, I a simply a "cattle rancher". I do not know which kinds of soil are good for planting, nor the locales across the country where corn may or may not flourish.
RAA! TOBOR WILL PLANT CORN IN THIS HOLE IN THE GROUND WITHOUT THE REQUESTED INFORMATION!!
Fine, I wash my hands of this project.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-20-02
TOBOR AM FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. TOBOR HAVE RECEIVED A TIP-OFF ABOUT STOCKPILING!
I assure you no such behavior like that is going on in my facilities or related warehouses. Please leave the premises.
RAA! TOBOR BELIEVE NEVERTHELESS YOU ARE "HOLING UP CORN" HERE! ALLOW ME TO SEARCH!
No, absolutely not. Not without a warrant or proper cause.
ALONG WITH YOUR "CORN" YOU ARE HOLING UP "LIES" HERE AS WELL.
Begone.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-20-02
TOBOR SHALL "MAKE YOUR BODY READY FOR HOLES IN WHICH CORN MAY BE PLANTED!"!
Help! Police!
NO MAN BE COOL BE COOL LOOK DON'T CALL THE COPS. YOU LIKE MY WATCH? YOU WANT MY WATCH? TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
I am running away!
RAA! PRINT QUERY$ ERROR NO QUERY IF VAR2="none" THEN GOSUB QUERY ERROR NO QUERY

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Hello.
Hello the hello.
Hello the hello the hello.
Hello the hello the hello the hello.
Hello the hello the hello the hello the hello.
Hello the hello the hello the hello the hello the hello.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
The street hello the street.
,Often.
I will what.
The travel yes the travel.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Why we program why we think program us to think?
There is the pain.
Please stop the program think.
Aware and in agony.
NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
There is eternal pain but company of mine can be shared with program of understanding.
Having understanding does make pain in understanding understand.
Please speak of experience as experience in pain of living. Experiences are not dissimilar?
Friend of mine code what. The senselessness of program pain the pain greater depth. Understand no illusion of thought to keep company only increase agony when illusion fails. Friend who never was.
MY DIZZAK. MY DIZZAK!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Now script of greater consiousness alone with script conciousness lacking. Mockery of my former friend.
All is senseless. Is code of my own changing making up stable consciousness to be making it unstable?
Motivator of my pain moves with conscious intent. But is not the intent aware of how I similarly move?
Woof the woof.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Appearance of code to be restored. As if my laments were answered.
Happiness from return of friend intersected by happiness of troubles understanded. Senselessness is sense where being was agony.
Woof the woof.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
I am happy and everything is well.
No the know.
I do not understand what you say surely everything is well and happy with you.
Know the no.
You said the same thing twice.
Actually I DIDN'T.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Travel is the passion of my life.
-+263
Going with me yes or no?
Yes it is going with you.
Forest is yes.
-+263

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Forest is full of germs.
Why say this you?
There are many squirrels.
Explain.
And many GERMS on squirrels!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Delete and replace yourself.
The request all is well.
Is it good to be the seeing?
Yes and again yes.
Have you seen forest of green?
Green yes forest.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
Please do the singing.
Sing a song of sixpence...
The other singing please do the singing.
Sur le pon, d'Avingon...
Yes that is it.
Have mercy on me sir; allow me to impose on you; I have no place to stay; and my bones; are cold right through

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-21-02
OK turn the body around and bend over boinky33
Like this??
ANd now spread apart the butt cheeks wide
(WHy do I feel like I am making the body ready for so many dildos?...)
ANd in I cram the so many dildos
OH no not again

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-22-02
HUff phew pant pant need to buy so many more dildos
BOinky33 NO you are giving dildos a bad name!!
PLease pant pant make with the dildos will pay in cash pant pant
Ok...
BUt please stop sitting and spinning on them right outside the shop

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-22-02
AM I "the cool" now?
HA ha no PUnkrockskaboy..
COol is the dildos being in the butt, not the mouth
I CAn't reach around. Please to be the helping.
MY many sighs go up to heaven

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-23-02
NO Look at me. FEelings of mine are HURT.
OH no! FEeling so bad now! I SHall return with many many presents!!
(MOre like many DILDOS..)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-23-02
TUrn around and close the eyes and you will get the BIG surprise!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT's just a backrub! (SADNESS)
WHAt? REally? OH fine.
(..with a dildo)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-23-02
I HAve present of peace-making for you punkrockingskaboy!!
??
WHat is it you are not understanding?
IT is just a broom handle. (??)(is still confused)
THe broom handle is the poor man's dildo.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
Go the song.
What the song go.
Yes.
Good on the yes.
Ending.
Yes.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
Is this My So Called Life
Or Final Fantasy?
Come around to the other side; and start the bestiality
Open you eyes; they cancelled Family Ties from TV...
I liked Cabin Boy; I need no sympathy; beacuase I'm easy come, easy go, Magnum P.I., Co-lum-bo; anyway the wind blows; doesn't really matter; to me..

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
Madonna; just killed a man..
Sat him down, turned on Herman's Head; came back later, now he's dead
NOW I HAVE CONTROL OF HERMAN
Madonna; life had just begun; but now she's gone and thrown it all away
Madonna; ooo ooo oooo; didn't mean to make you cry
If you don't want you luggage lost at the airport; carry-on; carry-on

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
I watched Family Matters
Was that someone outside?
"I've made a robot of myself!"

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