Presidential Debates by Bean_10-09-04 I think there should be a cage-match between the candidates. Okay-- we're getting word that the Presidential Cage-match is starting. We take you live to Washington DC, the site of this years Cage-match. A cage-match to the death. I think that would be cool.
Future Campaign Commercials by Bean_10-17-04 Pretty soon, commercials for campaigners will be like this. Greg Baines says that he'll cut taxes. He says that he'll improve education. But do we really want an Italian in office? Oh god make it stop! This message is brought to you by the If You Vote Baines We Will Track You Down and Kill You Committe.
