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by Bengaley
7-08-01
Sammy gets a TV
This TV is pretty nice.
Today, in the world, there was a....
And now we go to our commercial break!
Okay, now how do I turn it off?
Hi, I'm Barbera Streisand, and I'm selling my new compliation album! Forty five songs sung by me on 5 cds!

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
Sammy and the TV
I really ought to go outside. Frolic in the woods with the other woodland creatures.
Blah blah blah blah blah

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
Sammy and the TV
I really ought to go outside. Frolic in the woods with the other woodland creatures.
Blah blah blah blah blah...
!
And now we go to our documentary on the reproduction of squirls on the Discovery Channel
Hey baby, we're all mammals! So lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel!
Watch as the female considers which of the males....

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
Sammy and the TV
I wonder where that squirl went...
I liked him. He was nice. He left me on while he left so I can entertain myself!
"And now we are proud to present: The Backstreet Boys and N'Sync in concert together!"
Oh dear lord NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
Sammy and the IRC chat
So, Finaly got away from the TV....
Never knew what I really saw in it.....HELLO! Whats this?
Why, its a computer!
"Yo! Sammy! You there?"

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
Sammy and the computer
Hmm.....funny, I never could read before, but since I got the TV, I know what the text on the computer is saying!
Sammy! Are you okay? Type yes if you are okay!
*typing* I'm fine. But I found this computer out in the middle of no-where, in my forest, and I do not know who it belongs too!
...
An hour later....
(^_^) Yup.
So, you are a squirl who'se name is Sammy, and that this computer is in the middle of a feild in a forest, and that the person I've been talking too is nowhere around?

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
Hmm.....funny, I never could read before, but since I got the TV, I know what the text on the computer is saying!
Sammy! Are you okay? Type yes if you are okay!
*typing* I'm fine. But I found this computer out in the middle of no-where, in my forest, and I do not know who it belongs too!
...
An hour later....
(^_^) Yup.
So, you are a squirl who'se name is Sammy, and that this computer is in the middle of a feild in a forest, and that the person I've been talking too is nowhere around?

 

by Bengaley
7-08-01
The forest clearing...
So, you are a squirl, in the forrest. What do you do all day?
In some poor Sci-Fi fans' room made up like a spaceship...
Well, I run around, look cute, gather nuts, look cute, beg for food, look cute, look cute.....did I mention I look cute?
(^_^)
Nope.

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
*typing* So, whats your life like?
Oh, off the computer, not much, I flip burgers for a living, and I live in the big city. Offline, I'm a webmaster, I play a bunch of online game, I look at gallaries of furry art, and stuff.
*typing* Oh. Uh,,,,ever watch the discovery channel! Its very fun!!
....you ARE an animal...

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
The start of the story
Hi, I'm ChRiS!
And I'm Boba!
We are here to entertain you people from EmpireQuest!
Wait a second....something is wrong here...
EEK! We are both girls!
Damn. I promised my girlfriend I'd do that kinky thing with her tonight, too.

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
My god...what happened to us?
Wait a second....I've seen something like this before! *looks about* WE ARE IN A COMIC STRIP BY BENGALEY!
OH Bleep......RUN!! HE's COMMING!
Who? Who is comming?
Enter Zippo
Hey there little girl...
****, its Zippo.

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
Hi, I'm Bengaley. Well, the computer isn't but the guy at the other end is. I'd like to talk to you about my 2 comic strips, Sammy Squirly and Friends, and EmpireQuest Chronicles.
Sammy Squirly and Friends is about a squirrel and his friends. He lives in a forest, but has TV which gets the Discovery Channel (Free Animal Porn) and a computer. He's an innocnet mind, however...
Hi, I'm Bengaley. Well, the computer isn't but the guy at the other end is. I'd like to talk to you about my 2 comic strips, Sammy Squirly and Friends, and EmpireQuest Chronicles.

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
Hi, I'm Bengaley. Well, the computer isn't but the guy at the other end is. I'd like to talk to you about my 2 comic strips, Sammy Squirly and Friends, and EmpireQuest Chronicles.
...he gets into...situations.
Sammy Squirly and Friends is about a squirrel and his friends. He lives in a forest, but has TV which gets the Discovery Channel (Free Animal Porn) and a computer. He's an innocnet mind, however...
...the rating on EQC isn't very.........low. Not good for little kids.
My other comic is called EmpireQuest Chronicles, which most people wouldn't get unless they get on icrealeam.irc.net and talk for a bit....

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
Hi, I'm Bengaley. Well, the computer isn't but the guy at the other end is. I'd like to talk to you about my 2 comic strips, Sammy Squirly and Friends, and EmpireQuest Chronicles.
...he gets into...situations.
Sammy Squirly and Friends is about a squirrel and his friends. He lives in a forest, but has TV which gets the Discovery Channel (Free Animal Porn) and a computer. He's an innocnet mind, however...
...the rating on EQC isn't very.........low. Not good for little kids.
My other comic is called EmpireQuest Chronicles, which most people wouldn't get unless they get on icrealeam.irc.net and talk for a bit....

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
Blue is Federal, Grey is Confederate.
Die you Confederate Scum!
I'll see you in hell, Federalist!
Wait a sec...
Wait a sec...
How about I just buy a round at the bar?
You're on!

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
Helpless little newbie...
ACK! PLEASE DUN RAPE ME!
I am URoP MAN! I can do what ever I want! Mwhahahahaha!
Enter our hero...
Oh no, its Super-Praxian!
Not so fast, URoP Man!! Leave that poor newbie's Mines and Probes alone!
And so, the cowardly URoP Man was beaten down for his crime. Thanks too.....SUPER PRAXIAN!
YAY SUPER PRAXIAN!
OW! NO!! DUN HURT ME! CAN I JOIN YOUR SIDE????????

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
wonder if there are any URoP left

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
The command ship of the Praxian Battlefleet, in orbit around the URoP stronghold of Khal 4, outermost and weakest planet in the Khal system....
Sir, we are in orbit around Khal 4. Shall we attack?
Yup. Fire away!
In the main city of Khal 4, two inteligent URoPers await the end...
fs.
Pld.
After the detonation...
*from orbit* I think we got them sir...
*from orbit* THINK???

 

by Bengaley
7-09-01
Uhoh...
NO! Stay away Zippo!
Com'ere! I wanna hug!
I have a a frying pan, and I know how to use it!
nb kick ChRiS you are my bitch and this is to show it!
...That doesn't work here. Idiot.
ACHK! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

by Bengaley
7-13-01
Hola!
Como estas?
Why are we speaking spanish?
I don't know.....maybe we need a punchline or something...

 

by Bengaley
7-13-01
The Computer
*typing* Well, I hafta go now...
Really? Why?
Well, I'm late with my scampering and nut-getting.
Oh....okay....Bye!

 

by Bengaley
7-13-01
The Computer
*typing* Well, I hafta go now...
Really? Why?
Well, I'm late with my scampering and nut-getting.
Oh....okay....Bye!
I've been talking to a squirrel. Am I sane? Or was that just Bengaley on his squirrel kick again?

 

by Bengaley
7-13-01
Introducing Sara
Hi.
Hi.
((Hee-hee))
!
Hi!
You're a girl!

 

by Bengaley
7-13-01
Introducing Sara
Hee-hee!
Okay, Sammy...calm down...just say "How are ya?" to her....
Uh......um.....er.........ah......
Hee-hee
Miffed again, Sammy!

 

by Bengaley
7-13-01
In the Praxian Flagship.
Sir, we are now in orbit around Khal 3. Shall we commence bombardment?
Nope. Not quite yet. Open a channel to the surface!
In the Capital of the planet Khal 3...
FS, Sir, we are getting a transmission!
Put it through!
Dun speak it such long words! I don't understand you!
Surrender now! Or we will be forced to obliterate your colony!

 

by Bengaley
7-14-01
Well, are you going to say something?
I thought you were!

 

by Bengaley
7-14-01
This is getting boring.
I wonder whats on TV...

 

by Bengaley
7-14-01
Staring contest!
Why do we have to be the defaults?

 

by Bengaley
7-14-01
Woah! You spontaniously combusted!
Is she just gonna stand there, or is she gonna put me out?

 

by Bengaley
7-14-01
Is something differenat?
I dunno...
Well, at least we aint the defaults anymore....
Damn, spoke too soon!
I was a goat. I was a goat. Why did I have to be the goat?

 

by Bengaley
7-17-01
I wonder when Ben'll get around to doing something with us?
As long as its not in the bedroom! This strip is rated PG-13!!!

 

by Bengaley
7-17-01
Sara
Yes. You are cute!
So....you new around here?
Mu...du....gu.......mu....du....gu......

 

by Bengaley
7-17-01
Sara
Yes. You are cute!
So....you new around here?
Silence in the forest. Even the crickets are stunned.
Hee-hee!
Mu...du....gu....... mu....du....gu......

 

by Bengaley
7-17-01
Hi, I'm Kerensky.
And I'm Bengaley.
Basicly, we are here to hammer nails into our heads to amuse you.
Yuppers.
I'll go first.
Sure!

 

by Bengaley
7-17-01
The Nails
Bengaley, are you ever going to hammer yourself in the head?
Well...um....I mean...
I like fruit. I like communism. Therefore, communism is like fruit!
What excuse can I give so that this very inteligent man can be tricked into killing himself? Kerensky is not a Planetarioner....
Okay!
I'll go when you are done.

 

by Bengaley
7-17-01
After Kerensky drives a nail in his head, killing him, Bengaley puts the body in a trashcan.
Ah, poor Kerensky. Tricked into killing himself by a Lanquassian....or so he thought!
With a deft movment, 'Bengaley' tore off his costume!
HAHA! It is I, Despiser! I shall be the supreme evil guy, and take over Noradia!
Far, far away in the world, two Bari children talk.
So, what do you think? Can the Duchy survive the economic onslaught?
I really don't know. I just keep wishing that the Lanquassian didn't die......

 

by Bengaley
7-20-01
Elsewhere in the world, Ferret plans the domination of the world under the FEDERATION OF NEVAH!
And so, we will conquer the rest of these Shattered Empires(tm)!!!!
Arn't you supposed to be a Ferret?
Despiser starts his speach to the Noradian People....
Testing...this thing on? Okay, since Kerensky died, I'm taking over!
Long Live Despiser! Can we go home now?
Somewhere in the remains of asia, two little girls just stand and stare.
How'd we end up here?
MOMMY!

 

by Bengaley
7-20-01
Now the background matches our cloathing!
Lovely.

 

by Bengaley
7-24-01
The Emperor of the Odverki wanders a feild...
Where the heck am I?
The Duke of Bari looks at his collection of war machines...
Coolies! Now I just wish the Odvarki wouldn't charge so much!
And those two asian girls? Still there.

 

by Bengaley
9-17-01
Sara
I like you! You are cute!
What to do...what to do......achk!
As Sara leaves Sammy, she leans in and gives him a big kiss, then scampers off.
I hafta go now! Bye!
Buh...buh....uh...
Sammy, stunned, just repeated sounds.
Buh....nuh.....guh......buh....nuh.......guh...

 

by Bengaley
2-01-03
Bob goes to Asia!
Asian girl! Must kill!
Hello, I'm a cute homless asian girl!
DAMNIT!
Please don't kill me

 

by Bengaley
2-01-03
A long time later, Sammy recovers..
Woah! A girl kissed me!
And said I was cute!
Spoke too soon.
She said I wa...mu, du, gu...mu, du, gu...

 

by Bengaley
2-01-03
I thought we were through with this!
I guess not.
Hey, whatever happened when you spontainously combusted?
When I what?
That! Did that!
Is she going to put me out...eventually?

 

by Bengaley
2-01-03
In a hidden laboratory, under the ruins of a great city...
Boop!
Beep!
A great evil emerges...
You have been in stasis for 600 years..
Well, damn, I think I overslept

 

by Bengaley
2-01-03
Elsewhere in the world...
All was dead...
..or was it?
Hey, no'ones here! I guess they all left!
I'm over here, Atla!

 

by Bengaley
2-01-03
Hello
EEK! A TERRORIST!
That is racist stereotyping little girl! Not all Arabs are terrorists!
Really?
...ALLRIGHT, FINE, SO I AM A TERRORIST! BUT ITS STILL STEREOTYPING!
AHA!

 

by Bengaley
10-23-03
Hi there, Bengaley here!
Just to let you know that I'm still here and intending to continue Sammy and Friends as well as Oy vay!
FOOOM!
I need to get that spontanious combustion thing fixed.

 

by Bengaley
10-23-03
We're back again, arn't we?
Yup. Poor default girls to be abused by the author.
FOOOM!
Well, at least this time...
...its both of us.

 

by Bengaley
5-15-06
We're back
From outerspace
We just walked back here
with these old looks on our face
I shoulda changed that stupid lock
I shoulda killed the damned cartoonist

 

by Bengaley
5-15-06
As we last left our hero, Sammy the Squirrel, he was recovering from being kissed and called cute.
Mu...du...fu....gu....nu...mu...du...uu...gu...
This might be awhile...
fu...da...uh...mu...ta...
mu...du...uu...gu...
Damnit Sammy, pull yourself together!

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