All comics by BigMe68

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by BigMe68
5-12-01
Hey look! A girl in a catholic school uniform!
Hi.
Because I am completely unoriginal, just like every other cartoonist on this stupid site, you know what that means....
Crap. Not again.
It's time for a lame sexual joke!! woo hoo!
eh, let me change real quick and try a racist one on for size.

 

by BigMe68
5-12-01
What are you doing?
I read one too many strips at that stupid site... www.stripcreator.com? I must end it all before I come to a full understanding of just how stupid most people are.
Jerk... I mean, the least you could do is pound me in the back of the head a few times first...
woah, dude... careful with your wording or this will sound like another sexual joke.
woah... sorry man.

 

by BigMe68
5-12-01
Hey, man, what's up?
Nada, homes, jes kickin it wit ma homies, chillin in ma crib, G. Don't be trippin or I'll whip my glock and bust one, foo.
Well good luck with all that...

 

by BigMe68
5-13-01
huh... huh... huh... weiner....
heh heh heh... heh... chicken....
huh huh.... huh.... weiner....
heh heh... balls....
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the creative genius behind www.stripcreator.com...
huh... he nailed his own hole....
heh heh... ass...

 

by BigMe68
5-13-01
Ya know, I bet you wouldn't be so keen about cutting us down and using us as paper and firewood if we could run and jump and yell and play like everyone else...
I sure don't know about THAT, Mr. Tree... You see, that family could sure run, jump, yell and play, but I was still pretty keen about burning their house down.
I hate you.
They were pretty good at the running and yelling, too.

 

by BigMe68
5-13-01
Hey kids. How are we doing today? Ya know, BigMe68 (that's the author, of course) has complained a lot about the low mentality of most of the writers at this site...
But you know what? BigMe68 isn't really any good at this gig either. Someone needs to let him know!
Since the rating system is screwed up on www.stripcreator.com, obviously giving him low ratings won't help any. Send him a message on AOL IM , same name, telling him how bad he sucks. Thanks, Folks!

 

by BigMe68
5-13-01
All your base are belong to us!!!
Dude...
Somebody set up us the bomb!!!
Stop... you're hurting me....
What you say??? ...Dang it... It was funny when Zero Wing said it... What'd I do?
I admit, I caught myself laughing the first 300 times too.

 

by BigMe68
5-13-01
Dude, www.stripcreator.com sucks...
That would explain why I've wasted the last three and a half hours here....
Shoot me now, please...

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
Morty, I've been doing some research in the field... I think today's America is too cynical for Beetle Bailey and Hi and Lois.
Those characters are all I know how to do! But if you think it's time for a change, I can drop them.
I wasn't thinking so much as DROP these characters, Morty. I was thinking maybe we could just, uh, revamp the strips a bit. Give them a new attitude.
I see. What exactly did you have in mind?
Oh... I see... Beetle goes to war...
No no no... I was hoping this is what we could do with Hi.

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
Hi. I'm Mort Walker's publicity assistant. I appeared in a previous comic by BigMe68. On behalf of BigMe68, I'd like to make a public apology for the last strip which was posted.
I'd just like to say that BigMe68 apologizes for any reference to the death of Hi that may or may not have occured in this strip. We understand that many of you are probably fans of Hi and Lois.
on the other hand, the thought of Hi crumpled and bleeding with his intestines spewn all over the floor of a blown out war bunker still fills me with more than just a little happiness.

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
Hey, Hovercraft! BigMe68 wants to put you in one of his strips!
no!
...why not? you should consider this an honor... Besides, he needs to get some running themes and characters to provide the strip with validity!
I refuse! ...I'm camera shy.
... That's really dumb... There ARE no cameras, only graphical representations.
Well, I'm graphic representation shy too.

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
Ok, hover. If we're gonna get you on this strip, we're gonna have to pick out a "graphic representation" for you...
Fine then. Pick one that's Athletic... Handsome... Muscular... something sexy... something...
Gah... Don't think so... it's too... YOU.
Hey, watch it buddy... I have close ties to Milkman Dan.

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
The choosing of Hover's Graphic Representation...
No...
No...
Hell No...
Aw... come on... please?

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
these three panels have been kidnapped and taken to another location. the conclusion to the Hover series is now located at http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=16340
So leave all ready.

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
I thought I asked you to leave.

 

by BigMe68
5-14-01
Hi, I'm the exterminator. I hear you have an insect infestation?
Just one insect, actually... over here. He stole our backgrounds, too.
Right. I'll get right to it. Leave us.
um... ok...
All right, the jig is up. Who do you work for?
I'll never tell.. but it starts with an "H" ends with a "t" and has a big overcraf in the middle.

 

by BigMe68
5-15-01
Hello, again, everybody. It seems that disaster has been narrowly averted. Through much plea bargaining, guerilla warfare and flat out begging....
Hovercraft has finally decided to give us our backgrounds back and call off his pet mutant bug. Thanks, guys.
Hey, no problem, Mort's assistant. Mutant Bug sends his regards.
Heh, that was the graphical representation that Hover settled on. OH, by the way, I've ditched Morty, his comics are hopeless. I see a much brighter future with BigMe68.
Tune in next episode, folks! We've got backgrounds again!

 

by BigMe68
5-15-01
All right guys, this isn't funny anymore...

 

by BigMe68
5-15-01
Hey, folks. This is BigMe68's publicity assistant. I'd just like to clear up any sacrilige problems by openly stating that the man in the last comic was not really Jesus.
What?? they cloned him, didn't they???
Heh... What I mean to say is... The romans hung many people on these "crosses" and this graphic was not a depiction of Jesus, rather, someone else.
I knew it! Conspiracy! The Disciples stole the real Jesus!!
If only the media could channel the stupidity, they could rule the nation... Oh wait, they have... and they do.
Burn down the churches!!! It's all a myth!!! it wasn't Jesus!!!

 

by BigMe68
5-15-01
All right, BigMe68's crew has been looking over some of the other Author's at this site....
It seems that a hasty judement was made in regards to the authors. While some of the people here really suck, others are actually quite humorous. However...
If you have ever seriously commented in your strip about this poor creature looking like a weiner of any sort, I will personally rip your lung out through your mouth myself.
I don't know whether to feel flattered or dirty and used...

 

by BigMe68
5-16-01
Hey, man. What've you been up to lately?
a whole lot of reading and making comics. I do believe that I'm addicted. However, that doesn't make any sense... Think about it. The first step to beating addiction is admitting there's a problem.
So if I admit addiction, I can't really be addicted, can I? cause I'm not in denial. What I have here is a paradox. I'm simultaneously defintely addicted and not possibly addicted... incredible!
You're pathetic.
Ya know, maybe I can find a way to work this into a comic somehow...

 

by BigMe68
5-17-01
I think I mixed the scripts up...
nonexistant, die and burn with me scum!
A passion burning deep within, not unlike heartburn.
uncomprehensable to my robot form...
Unconditional; that is why I died for you up here.
Free to every tenth customer!

 

by BigMe68
5-18-01
So, I've seen you in the strip a few times... But you've never really given us a name.
I have no name, so death cannot find me.
Wow. That was... impressively dark and thought provoking... Let me guess, you're an artist?
Starving, to be exact.
Oh really, so you're not doing very well? ...Which means your art sucks too?
No, I just turn down offers. How could I be a true artist if I was making any money?

 

by BigMe68
6-02-01
You can't fool me. I know you'd never be that cruel!
What makes you think that, Mr Tree?
You're a great guy who takes care of the neighborhood kids. I saw you handing out chocolate and playing hide and seek with them yesterday!
As a matter of fact, Mr Tree, that wasn't chocolate. as far as hide and seek goes, let's just say the "game" is more fun when they have a sporting chance to get away.
I hate you.
They were pretty good at the running and yelling, too.

 

by BigMe68
4-01-02
I'm sick of everyone's bull crap. For once, I mean FOR ONCE I'd like people to just be totally REAL with eachother, I mean totally honest.
I have pudding in my pants!
Even so, there's only so much honesty one can take.
Would you like to know what's NOT in my pants?

 

by BigMe68
2-12-03
Not only would I like people to be real, but I'd love it if people would really listen to eachother- here what your'e saying- instead of just hearing what they want to hear.
you... um... spelled Eachother wrong.
it's two words. Each. Other.

 

by BigMe68
2-12-03
ok yeah.
jsut thought you should know.

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