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by Blackwolf
10-24-02
Bow down, for I am the mighty demon Yxfloppgarth
U Suxx0rz
Oh yeah?
Lol, what r u gonna do 2 me. Im Ãœber l33t
.....

 

by Blackwolf
10-24-02
Hey bud.
Hey there, how's it hanging?
Not much going on. Just chillin on the cross you know.
So, you wanna come down to the toga party?
Nah, I think I'll just stick around here for a bit longer, perhaps I'll be famous or something.
Idiot.

 

by Blackwolf
10-24-02
Behold, my terrible and deadly doomsday robot. I shall now activate it. Doomsday Robot, Activate!
Bzzzz... Activating... Scanning... Target Aquired... Running Module "Kill Everything".
Its alive! Its alive!!!!
Activate Destruction sequence. Destruction in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1...
Bummer.

 

by Blackwolf
10-25-02
Hubwars Part 1
Private message from POwER.BOT: Hello UberL3chErl33t. Welcome to POwER.SWE#01 [LegaCy]
STFU u st0pid fucker
[POwER.OP]Raven is kicking UberL3chErl33t because: Damn leecher
Eek
Kan nån låna mig 100 spänn, jag behöver öl.
...

 

by Blackwolf
10-25-02
THE CORAX SYNDROME
Jag vill ha färger, massa färger.... och kritor
Undrar om pingvinerna har kritor
Dom har nog inga kritor, isåfall dåliga. Bara svarta och vita kritor
Kritor?
aa, kritor. Med färger.. hundratals.. tusentals.. miljoner
Alla färger, och sen samla dom på papper.. vilka färger det skulle bli, och former

 

by Blackwolf
10-25-02
THE CORAX SYNDROME
Corax, du är lika galen som en banan
Bananer, vad vet dom. Dom kanske tycker du är galen
Bananer som inspekterar
Ska nog sluta skriva banan.
Unban an
Kan jag få en slot?

 

by Blackwolf
10-25-02
Man skulle kunna samla alla idioter på ett ställe.
Grrrrr
Mu
Hehe
Det gjorde vi också.

 

by Blackwolf
10-27-02
Jays Hem
Huben
Usama Bin Laden: Muhahahaha!
Hehe

 

by Blackwolf
10-27-02
Lite senare
Jay: Ahhh!!!
Samtidigt någon annanstans
*** Connecting to the hub... *** Connection refused by target machine
Ahhh!!!
Och dessutom
Nej dö inte!!!

 

by Blackwolf
10-27-02
Huben är nere, något måste göras, och Jay vet precis vad!
Ok, så här gör vi.....
Ok
Come out come out wherever you are!
Usamas hemliga Bunker
Eep!

 

by Blackwolf
10-27-02
Äntligen
Die!!
Achalla Balla Bob Soffa Molla
Och så..
Brattabrattabrattabratta!
Argh!
Senare..
?
Den klarar sig

 

by Blackwolf
10-27-02
Hello HubTomten(Blackwolf). Welcome to POwER.SWE#01 [LegaCy
Jaaaa!
Bäääää!
Hello WeirdGoatPerson. Welcome to POwER.SWE#01 [LegaCy
THE SLUT

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
It was a cold december night, and everything was calm. There was however something very sinister going on.
In a spaceship in orbit around the earth two Ass-faced Polish hackers were plotting a really evil plan.
Ass-faced Polish hacker 1: Lets do something bad today
Ass-faced Polish hacker 2: Yeah, ha ha!
*** Disconnected
What in the name of green gay monkeys is going on????

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
An emergency meeting was called for.
Jay: What the fuck!?? What the hell is going on with my hub?
Grizzly: It must be those Ass-faced Polish Hackers again! Damn them to hell. I think we need to call for help.
And so help was called for, in the form of really mean and wicked killer squirrels!.
I need weapons, lots of weapons!
Ya got it!
An attack was launched on the spaceship of the Ass-faced Polish hackers spaceship

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
Charge!!!!!!!
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Oh, no! Not really mean and wicked killer squirrels!
To the ass-pod! Quickly!
Damn! Those ass-faced polish hackers escaped! Better plant a bomb and blow this place up!

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
And so, the really evil plan of the ass-faced ones was at an end.
Jay: Well, we did not manage to kill them this time, but at least the hub is safe for now.
Blackwolf: Yeah, but dont worry, we'll get them next time.
Finally, everything was back to normal... well, as normal as it would ever get at least..... THE END!
Holy Green Gay Monkeys! I do love happy endings! Ho Ho!
Yah, now c'mon here and give me a hug.

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
One beautiful day, my buddy and I were out walking
Hey Nigga! I is gonna beat you up!
Not if I can help it! Blackwolf, come over here.
What ya think yer going to do, nigger lover?
Well, I could start by beating you up. Yeah, I think I'll do that. I dont like racists, and besides, you threatened to beat up my friend.
Then I'll kill you quickly, so I can get home just in time to fuck my grandma in the ass.
Wow, what a sense of humour. Beating me up? Hang on.

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
Now you are getting it, you racist bastard!
Aargh!
Thanks alot Blackwolf, you saved my life!
Anytime bro, anytime!
The moral of the story: Racist are bad, really bad. They cant see further than the ass they got instead attatched to their neck(some might call it head, but I think not).

 

by Blackwolf
12-12-02
Somewhere, in a secret bunker, two really ugly gay people are planning something very evil.
Bush: Mwahaha! We fooled them all, didnt we, my sweet love!
Usama: Yes, indeed. Soon the world will be plunged into chaos.
Bush: Now, I'll just need some excuses so nuke some places and the plan will almost be complete.
Usama: Enough with the talking. Lets go have hot gay sex instead.
'nuf said.
Bush: Ok. Sounds good. I love hot gay sex!
Usama: Yes! Yes! Quickly, take me in the ass you perverted american president!

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
The other day at the hub
Private message from Hacker: Blackwolf ur being hacked !!!
What the hell?
Private message from Hacker: Nice C:\ Drive You Have !
???
Who indeed is this mysterious Hacker. We will soon find out.
Private message from Hacker: Iam here again !!!
This guy is really annoying. I wonder who he is.

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
You of course.
Hey, Wut r u loking at?
Oh Wut r u d8ng dat for?
Well, someone wondered what you looked like. So we thought we'd show them.
I r0xx0rz
All ur base are belong to us beatch
Aint there something else you want to reveal to us?
Uh, yah, im a gay bastard hacker bitch who sits at home jerking off while hacking random people, and I suxx0rz.
Dont forget me, hackerboy, your goat lover. Lets go have hot gay sex.

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
Iam the hacker, but it is not a polish hacker today :D
So you mean you were just kidding with me?
Yeah, haha. Look at this.
Private message from Hacker: Iam a swedish Hacker calld GRiZZLY !! muhahaha
Cool.
Yeah, haha.
Private message from Hacker: I see the truth !
But then... who was that rabbit?
I honestly dont know, lets have another look.

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
It seems like we came at the wrong time.
wHO's ur daddeeey? I is gonna hump u so hard!
Baaaaaaaaa...
Oops, sorry about that. We'll just go away again....
Grrr!
Man, cant we get some privacy around here?
You are still gay, a bastard, a bitch and a hacker though. 'nuf said. Goodbye.
Sad but true.
Dont forget the bestiality part.

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
Suddenly, it was fun to bitch back.
uncle_nasty_TOUCH is a troll. Don't feed him
Hrm?
*COOOOOKIEEEEE!!!
Wanna cookie, uncle_nasty_TOUCH?
Mraaaagh!*
*Mmmm.. more cookie!!!
Dork!
Bwawabwahaha!*

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
Trolls are very bad...
Most people think that trolls arent very articulate. I am now going to prove all of them wrong.
Cocksucking donkeyraping goat
but boinky33 thinks otherwise.
Can I have your autograph uncle_nasty_TOUCH? Im your biggest fan!
Sure, if you tell me why there are red spots on your pants?
He got one thing right though. Trolls like cookies.
I stabbed myself in the legs several times.
Oh, well... Shut up and give me more cookies.

 

by Blackwolf
12-16-02
So I did bother to read weedleweedle's comix.
So have you read my comix?
Yes, they suck ass.
They are horrible.
Hrm, thats no good.
They really suck ass.
They are so bad.. I think I'll be sick.
Hey, how did I end up in here?
I dont know, but your comix really really suck ass.

 

by Blackwolf
12-17-02
Dear santa, I want...
you to...
Huh?
Too late!

 

by Blackwolf
12-17-02
Everyone, give a warm welcome to my true love, Bob. Bob is a chair, but thats pretty obvious.
Hello.
Troll, there is something you need to know. Im in love with someone else.
What? No!
C'mon Bob, lets go.
The sooner the better.

 

by Blackwolf
12-20-02
O my god! Its finally coming! They did it!
What are you talking about?
It took them four years.. but now its finally here!
You mean.....
No, I was just joking.
Bastard.

 

by Blackwolf
12-20-02
After more than 2000 years of being really really dead, I am ready to go back into the world!
Yaaay!
All shall behold me and evil shall perish!
Go get 'em!
Damn! Well, at least I tried...
Wrong planet dude.

 

by Blackwolf
12-23-02
We'll. I'll tell you why I have no problems with children and erections.
Oh, yeah, why is that?
Im not really a man.
That certainly explains alot.
My sister is the bearded lady.
Like I couldnt figure that out myself.

 

by Blackwolf
12-23-02
Damn, I guess we didnt win this time either.... perhaps its because I love disco.
You.... love...... disco... eep... must kill!
Guess blackwolf didnt read the rules closely enough. But I would never have gone along with that, I love disco even if he hates it.
Must kill!
Im not dead! Come back here so I can bite your legs off!
One disco lover less! Mwahaha! Now, on to the next competition!

 

by Blackwolf
12-30-02
Aha!
AHA! AhA! AHA!
What? Why is he going like Aha all the time?
AHA!
Ah. I get it! You are a big fan of the band A-ha!
No, I said Aha because I thought up a new and interesting way of killing you!
AHA!

 

by Blackwolf
12-30-02
Michael goes to hell!
Im bad aint I?
Yes, indeed!
Im Black and white too aint I?
Well, Doh!
Im fucked, totally fucked! This is hell aint it?
Ayup!

 

by Blackwolf
12-30-02
Im gonna jump! I cant take it anymore! Or wait..
Suddenly someone walks by.
Jump! Aaaaaa!
That does it!

 

by Blackwolf
1-02-03
Hello, I am Hans Karlsson and I will be your chemistry teacher.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Today we will do a very very dangerous experiment.
We are going to see how an atomic bomb reacts to being blown up.
Hey, where did everyone go?

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