All comics by Bobzilla

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by Bobzilla
2-16-03
You're under arrest.
What? Why?
Because you killed 12 people.
Oh.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
God loves everyone? Even hampsters?
Yes.
And he loves me?
Yes.
Would he love me if I shoved a hampster up my ass?

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
I can speak in over 100 languages and type out programs in 5 seconds flat.
Yeah? Well, I can play the clarinet through my butt-hole.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Axe wielding maniac.
Axe wielding maniac who?
Just let me in.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
What smells like cheese?
I don't know.
What smells like cheese?
I don't know.
What smells like cheese?
I don't know.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
Then he ate the sandwich after it has been on the dirty ground for 10 minutes.
That's sick!
Yeah, I know.
Pass the shit, dear.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
Hi! I'm Fred! What's your name? I have a cat! Do you have a cat? My cat's name is Snowbell! She's so soft and cute! I love to pet her soft, fluffy fur! I'm more of a dog person though! Are you?
Man, I hate it when mimes take a day off.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
One day, absolutely nothing happened to somebody.
*cough*

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
How was your date?
Well, the girl I was with was loud, annoying and likes Soul Decision. Seriously, I think she was put here on this planet just to make my life a living Hell!
So, you gonna fuck her?
Yeah, probably.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Uh, no.
You almost hit a little girl back there.
Well, she shouldn't of been in the middle of the street.
She was in her house.

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
I saw a real bad car crash today.
Oh, that's bad.
Can I put a saddle on you and ride you around like a horse?

 

by Bobzilla
2-16-03
I made an amature porno last night.
You should be ashamed.
The goat didn't seem to mind.

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