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by CC444
4-16-05
Do you want food?
YES!!!
NO FOOD!!!
I will kill you and your race.
Moral of the story is:KILL ALL SQUIRELS BEFORE THEY KILL YOU----HELP!!!!!
OUCH!!
ASHES ASHES YOU FALL DOWN!!!

 

by CC444
4-18-05
The heat is on
I hate smoking!
Then you will die!
Tension rises
Why must we fight?
because...
This isn't going anywhere
If batman died would the joker be happy?
Quit making me think!

 

by CC444
4-18-05
Uh-oh
What is the meaning of life?
TOO MUCH THINKING!!!
GULP
I'm leaving.
ROAR
Cover your ears!
I'M GEETIN' HOT!!!

 

by CC444
4-18-05
He's gonna blow!
BLAHURGEN SHINGING
BOOOOOMMMM!!
OUCH!!!
Remember kids.Only puppets can prevent smoking!

 

by CC444
4-18-05
So, whad did you think?
Totally predictable.
How many stars you give it?
Well -- it was just your basic tearjerker. I give it a two.
The fact that people were actually crying should earn it three, three-and-a-half, easily.
Yeah, but in your prime, you could clear the entire theatre with one of your farts.

 

by CC444
4-19-05
So we meet again...
You may 'ave beat last time word paperclip but this time i'll kill ya'.
But i have an advantage...
How so?
WE ARE ON HELL!!!! MY HOME TURF!!!
Uh-oh...

 

by CC444
4-19-05
And now i will show you my true form!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
WAHAHAHAHA.
I've transformed!
Uh-oh...

 

by CC444
4-19-05
WHAT!!!
It's Jesus!!
No it can't be!
Yes.I've come to save you cowboy man.
Let's fight.
I will beat you...

 

by CC444
4-19-05
I won't die...
Time to banish you lower than heck.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thanks jesus.
Don't thank me.It's what i do.

 

by CC444
4-19-05
*bleep* Hi i'm the annoying paperclip.
I HATE THE STUPID PAPERCLIP!!!
You hate me eh...
YES WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!
Then I will kill you.
Huh?

 

by CC444
4-19-05
Uh-oh...
WAHAHAHA!!!
D'oh!
I CURSE YOU TO HECK!!!!

 

by CC444
4-19-05
I'm falling!!!
And he stayed there until one faithful day.Read "paper clip hell 1" to find out what happens.
I'm in HECK!!!

 

by CC444
4-19-05
and in the end jesus went back to being a comedian in his local church.
So the chicken says...
The paperclip went to the bottom floor of heck and went insane...
EWGETGRGTRGg
and cowboy bought himself a new macintosh computer.
*Beep* No paperclips found.
I love you.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Hmmm.......Hot chocalate+indian girl=?
Whatcha doin'?
Math.
I hate math and your 65 what are you doing here?
Trying to get smart but it isn't working...ah well back to suicide.
Ummmm...ok...

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Hey jada.
Yah?
Where's Steve?
Oh him.....
He hired someone to kill him.
Now look buddy you asked me to kill you and i did.So don't cry and bleed like that.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Now class Nick is going to show us his report.
No i'm not homework sucks i'm killin myself.
Wait what?
No Nick don't jump out the window.NICK YOU IDIOT DON-great he's dead.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Well the other kids killed themselves.
You and me are the last ones.
Wait...the teacher killed herself.
If you don-
This sucks.
I know.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Umm...we're probably gonna die.
I know.
You kn- WHAT THE HECK!!
OWWWWW!!!
I'm gonna die.
I know.Because i'm gonna kill you.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Screw this i'm nuking the school.
What???
There this is kind of better...

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Well I better rebuild the city.
I'm glad i'm a cartoon character if I wasn't this would take a long time.
Later...
There i'm done.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
I hope this school isn't as bad.
Yo wanna smoke.
Great it's worse.
Come on take a whiff!

 

by CC444
4-22-05
What are you...
I'm Pablo.
Your also dead.
Huh?
This is weird.
OWWWW!!!!

 

by CC444
4-22-05
I'm gonna go escape fiction if you don't mind.
Why?
No time to talk
Why?
Because i'm already leaving.
Excuse me but I farted.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Wow real life.Physics,
Pain
and hot chicks!

 

by CC444
4-22-05
Hey dude,wanna hit.
Define hit.
I smack you in the head with ths hammer like so.
Um... no.
Oh well,your loss.
Whatever.

 

by CC444
4-22-05
What's this?
Attention maniac still at large.
He was spotted last night hammering a nail into his face.
Hmmm...interesting.

 

by CC444
4-25-05
Hmmmm... I wonder where that stupid stick guy is...
I was just looking for you.
Why?
To attack and bag you!

 

by CC444
4-25-05
Yep I caught him.
Let me have em.
Ok.
Great i'm off to jail.
Yep.

 

by CC444
4-25-05
Well i'm tired of reality.I'm leaving.
Time to go!
Wheeeeeee!!!

 

by CC444
4-25-05
Well i'm back.
Mr.28?
I understand.Ah one ah two ah three four five!I WILL NOT MAKE ANYMORE HUMORLESS COMICS!
And do it 50 times!

 

by CC444
4-26-05
Wow...I'm gonna graduate highschool soon.
...and as the end of the school year approachs...
NO PUNCHLINE THIS TIME!!!
NO PUNCHLINE THIS TIME!!!

 

by CC444
4-26-05
Man school is going by fast.
I need a job.
Hmmmm...

 

by CC444
4-26-05
Hey kaddar I need a job,have any ideas?
Well one...
Let me hear it!
...
May I take your order?*mumble*god i hate it here.*mumble*
Yah.I'll have the big Freaking huge meal with some fatty fries.

 

by CC444
4-26-05
What would you like to order?
I'll have the ninja meal
We don't have that.
THEN DIE!!!
May I go home now?
Sure,I suppose.

 

by CC444
5-04-05
I'll do it tommorow.
We need to evacuate! The ship is sinkin'!

 

by CC444
5-04-05
Cool! An action movie trailer.
...and now back to ...
...
hhnnghh... seizure...

 

by CC444
5-29-05
Hmmm.... an ad for procrastination camp?
Get your form from the library...
but wait till the last second to turn it in!

 

by CC444
5-29-05
The bus for procrastination camp should be here in 5 minutes.
Actually i'll just wait for about ten more days.
10 days later.
cool...
Wow what timing we just got here.

 

by CC444
6-16-05
Welcome to procrastination camp!I'm george your...
Ummm...excuse me but where are the bathrooms.
They're over there.
ummm...
Yes well we're very lazy.
All I see is a hole in the ground.

 

by CC444
6-16-05
Have you convinced the campers.
Well this bunch is incredibly lazy.
What do you mean?
Well... they're so lazy they won't spend time being convinced
I see...
and two they won't stop beating up the amish guy for some reason.

 

by CC444
7-17-05

 

by CC444
7-17-05
Hmmmmm......
This place is very movie like...
Almost as if something is gonna get me.

 

by CC444
7-17-05
How'd I know this would happen
Brains...
AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
You make him stop!
No way dude.

 

by CC444
10-29-05
You make him stop you lousy author!
Your not going to make me stop him if you talk that way to me.
Ok. Will you please help me Mr.Author man.
Much better
Anytime please!
Just wait...

 

by CC444
10-29-05
Help!!!
Ughhhhh
Huh?
Eternal damnation!!!
Thanks Mr. Author man.
Author-1 Zombies zilch!

 

by CC444
11-05-05
How did you do that?
Well, i'm kind of like god around here.
That's cool...but why am I in this cemetery?
Because I wanted you to be here.
So I have no free will?
Pretty much.

 

Do YOU know what happens?
Captain we have to evacuate the ship. We're being attacked!
Let's wait an hour and see what happens.
by CC444, 11-05-05

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