All comics by CalifornyaRIP

 

MGS4 Nerds by CalifornyaRIP 5-29-08
Did you hear that Metal Gear Solid 4 will have cut scenes 90 minutes long?		I came.

 

Awkward by CalifornyaRIP 5-30-08
Why were you neglected and thrown away? Are you a hopeless reject too? Do you want to die just like me?	Did the one who said they'd love you forever rip out your heart and crush it? Do you want to just end it all?! Make the pain STOP?!	Actually, I got swept up by the janitor but, uhhh, good luck with that.

 

Cheap Laughs

You're poorly drawn. You're a jew.

by CalifornyaRIP, 6-04-08

 

I Say by CalifornyaRIP 6-05-08
I say, Hemmingway... Of course you say Hemmingway. That's my name! How would you talk to me if you didn't ever say my name?	No, Hemmingway! It's a British expression to say that before saying anything. Oh right, we're British. Very well, Farnsworth. Continue.	Fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say. I say...

 

Le Chickens on Politics by CalifornyaRIP 6-07-08
*The cheese. Ze sun shines bright on zis vonderful day. Le fromage.*	I zay I'm glad Hillary Clinton is resigned from ze election. Why?	*Ahh, but I love pussy! We zertainly can't trust le woman, she vould spend more time menstrating than running ze country. Ahh, but mois j'adore le pussy.*

 

Fail by CalifornyaRIP 6-08-08
I hate my job, I hate my wife, I hate my kids, I HATE MY LIFE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE		Fail.

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