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by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
Everyone's first strip is weak.
It's a fact of life. You know, like the birds and bee's and shit.
Moo

 

by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
Everyone's first strip is weak.
It's a fact of life. You know, like the birds and bee's and shit.
Moo

 

by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
Everyone's first strip is weak.
Moo
It's a fact of life. You know, like the birds and bees.
Moo, Moo.
You're not even really a cow, are you?.
Moo

 

by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
What do you think would happen if I tried to milk you?
Moo.
1 and a half comics in and ALREADY this joke has gotten old.
Sometimes when I'm with another donkey, I....
Dear Hector, I want you pressed up against my pink skin, miking me 'til indeed, 'the cows come'. Home.
Moo.

 

by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
Stuart didn't read the part about entering the name last.
Moo.
I thought he was doing 'ok', for a start.
Moo.
So, about that letter...
Make me yours.

 

by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
The pinkness of your skin...
Moo.
The high-pitched-ness-y of your voice...
Moo.
IT'S FUCKING GEORGE!
Moo-Moo?

 

by CampbellSTP
12-17-01
You were fucking shite anyway. Who remembers a Gay hippo?
You. Your mom. And probably her mom too.
To be honest you'd lost me as a fan until...
BOBBY DAVRO!
"Tsst! I've just pissed myself." What a line!!!

 

by CampbellSTP
12-18-01
I don't think many people 'got' the whole Bobby Davro joke...
Moo
And you can drop the whole 'moo' thing, you aren't a cow!
THAT WAS MY MOST LOVEABLE TRAIT, FOOL!!!!

 

by CampbellSTP
12-18-01
Clango use cousin as friend. He 'surf the net', with loads of beautiful fem-bots to see...
Double talking-jive, I'm Windows 95
Loading femarsebot.jpg, fembotfuck,jpg, botonbot.jpg....Wait, maybe no load so many?
What? Of course it will. You forget your talking to - "Lay that fish on a plate, cause baby, I'm Windows 98!" Now if I just get this bit of virtual memory going...

 

by CampbellSTP
12-24-01
At a party...
So that Lord Of The Rings movie really ruled. Uh, and this champagne is really great, huh?
Don't you know that it's only called champagne if it's from the Champagne region of France?
Look mate, I was only describing the drink as it's best known. Just because you are a geek, doesn't mean you have to attempt to get people's respect in such a poor way.
Ok, I'm sorry.
CONGRATULATION'S
Fuck sake...

 

by CampbellSTP
12-27-01
'Rex' gets his big chance with Miramax to discuss his plans for a new motion picture.
The basic plot would be: I crash-land unto a seemingly new planet, where Apes rule over Humans.
I call it...'Titanic'.
I'm fired, aren't I?
Hell Yes!

 

by CampbellSTP
12-27-01
The next day....
So the basic plot is, I, erm, crash-land unto a seemingly new...erm, *island* where, erm, I only have a football to talk to!
You're fir-
Tom Hanks has expressed an interest in playing me.
CHA-CHING!

 

by CampbellSTP
2-12-02
Pete on the pull...
Hey baby, I'm Pistol Pete. So...how you doing?
Pete inconspicuously strokes his Pistol while continuing the conversation
Perhaps you'd like to run your fingers through my manky hair, or crease up my shirt just a little more. I know you like it, baby!
He shoots...he scores!
Or perhaps you wouldn't mind getting down to some *ShareWare* with me and my big Pistol. I would love to shoot 6 bullets all over y-....
I'm sickened, but strangely turned on. Those wrinkles do it for me alright. He's kinda like a mature Fonz...

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