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by Cereal_Killer
5-27-04
A new patient arrives...
Ok, we got an IC1 female with HIV and an AAV, a low MAB count and ABO incompatibility. I suggest we do an IABP with thought to her O(4)-methylthymine-DNA methyltransferase production rate.
...
Come on, let's go go go! We got a life to save!
Uhh.. Can I get to use to the electricy 'boom boom' things yet? Hehe..
Jesus wept. Seven long years of training... for this.

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-27-04
If you've heard this song, you'll probably still be wondering what the real lyrics are after you've read this.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii..... loooooooooooonnnnnng... fffooooooooooooorrrrrrr..... Dolmiooooooo
And if you haven't heard this song, you'll probably still be wondering what the real lyrics are after you've read this.
You can button your hair! And take your feet off the crowd! 'Til the day gets tired! 'Til the cherry drops out!
So, everyone wins.
Feel me pour it again! I pour it into her towel! If it works, we're drinking 'taters with Mario!
Wow. That was deep.

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-28-04
Ok, I'll meet you at the station in 5 minutes, ok? Don't be late.
Alrighty.
20 minutes later.
Hmm...
6 hours later.
Fuck.

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-28-04
Hey Mikey, I'll give you five bucks if you go and pick a fight with that homeless guy.
Uhh.. ok.
<== Why you little... *SMACK*
Man, my head hurts.. what about that five bu.... ah shit.

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-28-04
Hey yo homie sup, whatcho finka my low rider? Just gots me dat tight spoiler, yo.
Dont you realise that our lord sent his only son to die for OUR SINS, so that WE could have the freedom to put spoilers on our low riders! When was the last time you died for something you believe in!

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-28-04
Look at that. Bloody 'Pic-Nicks Cafe' with their double entendres. What if I don't want to pick Nick's cafe. I want to pick Frank's fucking cafe! Eh, what then?
Frank's fucking cafe?
There's a cafe that exists solely for the purpose of fucking and you didn't tell me?

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-28-04
You're looking at my lazy eye again ain'tcha? I thought I told you to stop that.

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-28-04
..so by the time she got home, I'd already sold her car. As you can imagine, she wasn't exactly pleased.
Haha, I guess you're just a born antagonist.
What the hell? I never once mentioned my religious beliefs.

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-29-04
Hi there, I'm here on behalf of the Jehovah's witnesses, I wondered if you'd like to let the wonders of this religion into your life?
How many wives do I get?
Well, err, just the one...
..but that's just the official figure, I could double check that if you like?

 

by Cereal_Killer
5-29-04
Hi there, I'm here to ask you if you'd like to be enlightened by the Jewish faith?
Isn't that the one where they chop off your pee-pee?
Well, sort of, they just trim off the foreskin...
...it's not as bad as it sounds you know.

 

by Cereal_Killer
6-01-04
Hi lads, I'm back with more booze!
Wahay! But, erm... were you still dressed like that when you went?
Err... yeah...
One swift look in the mirror later.
Ah..... That'll be why they were so helpful at the off license...
I'd say that's probably why they didn't charge you either...

 

by Cereal_Killer
6-01-04
Dear lord... I must admit that I am having a crisis of faith. If you really exist, please, make yourself known to me.
*Poof*
Fear not, good christian, here I am.
Lord! My word... forgive me for asking but, why are you just a head?
Well, I found that generally I only seem to appear in apparitions, or answering people's prayers. I simply had no need for arms or legs.
Wow. Practical as well as omnipotent. Consider my faith fully restored.

 

by Cereal_Killer
6-11-04
In a pub.. somewhere.
Hi.. I'll have a ploughman's lunch please.
Ok sir, I'll be right back with that.
Thank you young man.
Meanwhile, on a farm... somewhere.
Goddamnit, some bastard's nicked me lunch again. Father always told me ploughing was a mug's game.

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