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by Cerviche
12-21-01
At the hospital...
Excuse me doctor my dog is ill!!!
...
So you better fix it!
...
Well?
I think you're looking for a vet., I'm a plastic surgeon.

 

by Cerviche
12-21-01
*Giggle* *Giggle* I know something you don't know!
Whats that Mr Happy?
I'm afraid I cant tell you, ITS A SECRET *Chortle*
Awww come on Mr Happy!
To be continued..
*Giggle* *Guffaw* You've got the cancer!
Isnt that something to do with horoscopes Mr Happy?

 

by Cerviche
12-21-01
Commercial Break
Gonna get me some LEGUMES!
No Results Found For Legumes: Try An Advanced Search?
www.legumesearch.ins
Curses! Time to initialise ADVANCED LEGUME DISCOVERY MODE
Connecting to Insectnet... 3836 Legumes Discovered.
Legumabulous!
Oh when I need legumes, I know just where to go! Its tasty chewy leguminous fun, and all for the cost of a local phone call! WWW.LEGUMESEARCH.INS on Insectnet.
Please note that this rhymes when translated to insect.

 

by Cerviche
12-21-01
Now back to our main feature...
Go and ask your parents to explain.
Okey dokey Mr Happy!
At home...
Hey ma! Mr Happy said I got cancer!
Ohh, that swine! It was going to be your christmas present!
Anticlimax.
Gee ma you gave me cancer! I dont know what it is, but I know i'm going to love it!
That's the spirit son. Thats just what your father said before he went on that really long holiday.

 

by Cerviche
12-21-01
*snore* *snore*
Boo!
AAAH!
I really hate it when he does that.

 

by Cerviche
12-22-01
A girl is lost in Lapland..
Hello little.. innocent... tender... little girl!
Hmm?
You look like a good girl! Would you like ... a present?
Hi Santa I = GOOD GIRL!
Just put your head down here!
Like I did with daddy? He said I was a good girl too!

 

by Cerviche
1-02-02
The conversion of Altered Beast to a modern era has not gone well...
Yo wassup!
WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE!!!!!!
Ethnic minority representation, cute animals and subtle jokes that only adults will understand are now a must...
Yo bitch I'm gonna sa ve yo!
Raaar I am famous actor who has done the motion capture for the zombies. *Roar* *Drool* *Bite*
30 Minutes of FMV later...
Now I am a big robot due to turning in to animals being so passe! Roar lets have an RPG battle! People liked FF games so if we put them in here we are sure of success!
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOOM!!! (see how we include stuff from the old game to satusfy the expectations of the previous audience)

 

by Cerviche
1-02-02
I got kicked out of the supermarket yesterday....
Seems like the meat counter don't buy as well as sell....
....said something about "not selling human flesh"...
I guess its still a niche market.

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