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by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
Hey honey. Want to have some sweet hot cocoa.
ummmm... sure.
This I'll be the greatest thing you'll ever have!
Yay!
Do you like it?
It's delish!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
So It says here that you killed fifteen men and then damned them to a life in hell.
Yeah... well... I can explain!
You do realize that what you did Is a federal offence. Plus one of the guys you damned to hell was the president!
Yeah... but... I...
You realize that you're going to jail.
Yeah I know.

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
Back off and no one gets hurt!
Okay... just calm down.
No! I Will kill you!
Noooooo!!!
Crap! I'm out of ammo!
Muhahahaha!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
I am the ghost of your future!
What! How do I die!
You now that waitress you fucked?
Yes...
Well she has, WERE-WOLF AIDS!
Noooooo!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
So then I shot at him and it bounced off him and impaled my shiny metal ass.
Cool. You got to hell in a much cooler way then I did!
How did you get sent down here?
Well...
Ten minutes earlier!
Ow my ass!
Ow! I've been shot!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
Honey get back in bed! Please...
See this why I'm leaving! You're so demanding!
Please...can I have one more hot sex moment?
Well okay...Get in bed you stud!
Why are you so demanding!
Wait...what!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
I wish I knew what he was thinking about.
I wonder what he's thinking about.
Maybe he's thinking of pickles.
I bet he's thinking of pickles.
I wonder how big his dick is.
I'm sure he's got a huge penis...

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
Hey...can I... have some money for pot, I mean food.
Why would I take pot? You look like a smart young man. Can you tell me why I would take drugs? I don't take drugs I swear! Do you think I take drugs?
Take your time...

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
Hey...can I... have some money for pot, I mean food.
Why would I take pot? You look like a smart young man. Can you tell me why I would take drugs? I don't take drugs I swear! Do you think I take drugs?
Take your time...

 

by ChaosMaster
6-05-06
You're serious...?
Damn straight. I'm not gonna hang around here and get turned into a damned nugget.
Nugget? I thought we were here to test cosmetics.
No McFreakin' way, dude. You're nugget fodder. Unless you run away with me.
I don't wanna become a dang hobo, though.
Sure beats becoming part of some guy's turd. Your call.

 

by ChaosMaster
6-06-06
What's that?
Captains log: Stardate 2 05 6.
I'm about to engage in some serious bacon eating!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-07-06
Save the whales!
Haha... you're one of those hippies right?
We prefer to be called "enviormentalists".
Yeah whatever. You know what! I can talk to whales and they wanted me to tell you something!

 

by ChaosMaster
9-10-06
Hello, you must be my blind date.
Zounds! It's intelligent!
What did you just say?!
I'm going to monitor it's movement and then classify it's race.
I CALL UPON THE DARK LORD TO TURN YOUR FLESH TO SAND!
Mmmm.... Fiesty, I like em' like that!

 

by ChaosMaster
6-27-07
So, you're Kevin? You're the person I've been talking with on Myspace the whole time?
Yeah, so, tell me about yourself!
Well, I'm 13, I got to Reno middle school, and I love Myspace. Now you!
I like underage girls.
...
So, are we gunna fuck or what?

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