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by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
" He Hides in the darkness to stop them from knowing"
"Knowing the lies. Knowing the truth.Knowing the secrets."
And knowing his mum.
Arr Mum you ruined the moment.

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
I try and tell them. The Lies I Told were to protect them.
Just that momentum gets me.
Everything ive ever done in there lives were save them.
Save them from mistakes that they were about to make.
So i made them something to tell them how i feel.
Read The Sign!

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
So Andy what do you think about this years Bash.
Well theres one thing i can say. It was better than last years.
I Know. Its been 4 hours and you havent shagged an animal.
Anywayz howz life?
Man that Dalmations a hotty. Hey wait up Babe...

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Hey welcome to the Family Reunion. Let me guess your my Uncle.
Nope.
Cousin?
Nope.
Great Uncle?
Nope. Hey ill be happy to tell you ive just shaved.

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Brother?
Nope
Dad?
Nope
Who Are you then.
Hey this isnt the WolfGrub Pub is it?

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Nope. Why?
Please tell me your names ChoadKnight is it?
Yes
Oh Shit.
What?
Im Your Stripper.

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Is it just me or is this Pint getting cold.
Hey Its your Round.
Do you even know who i am.
Bob Geldof?
Do i look like a fucking Charity Auction.

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
What the Fuck. A Emo.
I Am No Emo i am a ray of darkness sweeping from house to house.
Oh Fuck its beginin.
What dark ray is beginning.
The Vodka is actually starting to get to me.

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
If Mum finds us on this, she'll kill us.
She wont kill us.
Oh yer so were watchin porn with with word we've never heard of before.
We just wont repeat them.
I Wonder were mum went. Hey isnt that..
MUM!

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
What you again. Look Bob ive told you to get the 2nd round in..
Look im not Bob Geldof...
Oh right
Yes i am the son of god..
Your Ralph Harris!
Man i need to change my local...

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Hey after watchin the last Doctor Who of the 2nd series. Were Rose is lost in another dimension. And i thought i would use a litle rememberance...
What the... Didnt i just see you on telly a minute ago.
Im The Doctor.
WHAT!
I Want you to be my next companion...
Really...Tuff im on a date 2nite.
This is the reason why i choose women for my companionship..oh and that factor of watchin them get undressed!

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Man is this boring or what...
Hey did you see that green thing at the bar.. Go see!
What the...
Exterdinatate!!!
Yer thats an odd one...
You should see the russian in the corner....

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Ha! That comics a classic. Hey my Computer just went blank?
What the....
Cybermen?
Oh its another Spam Email...

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
What the hell are you...
I AM A CYBERMAN!
What from Doctor Who?
THE DOCTOR WHERE WHERE WHERE!!!
Up your ass you heap of Junk
CYBERMAN DONT HAVE SHITS! APART FROM CYBERDOGS. THEY HAVE DIGESTION..

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Look "cyberman" just get of our planet and get stuck in the vortex..
My Fellow cybermen are there...Sob
Hey wheres all the CYBERMAN RULE THE WORLD Shit?
Unlike the others i am an emotionel cyberman..
Arrr.....Anyway GET OFF MY FUCKING PLANET.
Oooh you speak like you think were Portugese......

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Wait a second when you appeared you took the place of my Computer. Where'd dat go...
Well you see..I Missed placed it..AHH Dont come like that..
This is for destroying a load of shit and breaking my computer...
OWWW...CYBERMAN FUCKING HURTING..
*The End*
Ahh my computer...
I Knew i shouldnt of take place of a computer...

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
This Bar is getting seriously freaky.
Same. Yesterday some guy actually asked me to pee on him.
Theres only one thing that could cause so much freakiness in one bar.
What?
It was...The StarTrek Fans!
Nooooo! My Eyes Are Stingin!

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Theres Onli one thing to do.
What could be strong enought to destroy them...
My Secret weapon...
Quick The Geeks are getting closer my Geeky Sense is tingeling...
The Geekbusters!!!
You mean your Dad and you Uncle?

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-08-06
Hey...Havent i seen you before...
Yes i was on the politic channel last night...
Oh Yer..
Im suprised a young guy like you would watch it?
Oh i wasnt it was just the last one..Me and ma mates were celabrating.
Haha..So was I!

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-13-06
Hey its Ralph Harris again...
Oh No not you...
Dont worry I Know your Jesus...
Seriously.
Yer i realised that cos you were half naked you were like in the bible. So then i thought it was either Jesus or Mary and i can see ur cock so i figured...

 

by ChubbyKnight
7-13-06
hubby Darling Daddy wants you...
Its pIMP Daddy Biatch...
Im sorry Hubby but you need chubby...
Remind me why i married you..
cos it was either that or prison...
Get my bags im going to the old bill

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