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Tara and Ryan think that they are funny. Mostly. Well, usually it "sounds" funny, but then the next day, we look at it again and think "Hmmm, i don't know if i think that's funny anymore. Maybe you should do an unfunny comic and that will take a little bit of the pressure off you." Actually, none of this profile speaks for Ryan, so leave him out of this. If you think one of these is funny, it was probably his idea.
Love, Tara

Z to da izzO

by Cmonyouloveus
7-26-04


	How many zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


	Yeah, me neither.


	Is there a doctor in da hizzy?

Untitled

by Cmonyouloveus
7-26-04


	aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


	Hey, baby, vant to takt a ride on my looooove machine?


	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


	AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


	She totally digs me

Dr. Defacto

by Cmonyouloveus
7-26-04


	aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


	Hey, baby, vant to takt a ride on my looooove machine?


	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


	AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


	She totally digs me

Chicken Maconaughey Goes To Disney

by Cmonyouloveus
8-03-04


	I guess I've deciced on either scathing or bitter or scathingly bitter for the current theme since funny doesn't seem to be on the mental menu..


	I wonder how many suicides result from realizing that there is no meaning of life.


	Running all your life as fast as you can towards it and then you finally notice that the point on the horizon neither gets bigger nor comes into better focus.


	And unless you believe in god, you're like....totally screwed.


	But then again, why bother with suicide if you just die and your energy just disseminates into the air around your dead body? Why die when it just completely erases you?


	*To end the pain of knowing that this* is all there is.**

Monkeyman and The Chimp, in Space. In 3-D.

by Cmonyouloveus
8-30-04

We join our intrepid interstellar travelers somewhere in our Solar System...


	Hot!


	Well, it's a DRYYY heat.

Hand In Hand

by Cmonyouloveus
8-31-04


	I'm a cute little Indian girl


	No, I am. Tee hee.


	Listen, bitch. I'm the cute little Indian girl. Look at my fucking braids. You on the other hand, are a stupid little Asian girl, so shut it.


	Actually, Asians are typically smarter than other races and Indians, and what you mean when you say "Indian," I believe is correctly referred to as "Native American;" are typically alcoholics.


	Got any vodka?


	No, sorry. But, anyway, if you look below at the comic strip creator menu, you would see that we are both called Asian girls. That is if you could fucking read. Fucker.

Homeland Security, v 0.4

by Cmonyouloveus
9-04-04

Later...


	I'm so sick of waking up and seeing you. Why do wear that stupid towel? Why are you so righteous?


	I hate your face. Why are you so ignorant and apathetic?


	So, do you think if Bush loses the election, they'll let us out?


	How can he possibly get reelected? I mean..c'mon, there's no way.


	He's so ignorant.


	And so righteous.

John vs. Paul

by Cmonyouloveus
9-04-04


	I win again.


	But, dude, you're an angel. Don't you have, like, special powers?


	Aside from flying, invisibility, ulitmate judegement, no. Oh wait, i can appear in peoples dreams. But that's it. No, wait; actually, i can see through walls and stuff. I think that's it. Yeah.


	Fair and square.

Knife Fight

by Cmonyouloveus
10-03-04


	Why don't boys like me?


	Becuase you are a square, two-dimensional cartoon television.

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