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by Cocotones
3-29-10
Lenny Wewann is going to be in jail for a LONG time. Let's check how he's doing on his first day.
Crap, I'm gonna be in jail for 50 days, that's not fair! What's your name by the way?
My name is Unnamed, but you can call me Therapist.
WTF? What are you in here for anyway, Therapist?
Aw crap.
I'm a rapist.

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
Don't worry, I know where I'm going.
Where are we going Justin?
Hey what are you doing with that hammer?
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing, just gotta handle some business.
Later that day...
What the hell happened to you??
Long story shot: he grab the hammer and put a nail on my forehead.

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
Where are you going at this time?
What makes you think that I'm going somewhere?
My Chuck Finder signals that you are moving to the door.
That piece of crap doesn't know crap.
Hey! This was a gift from your grandma! This does know "crap" because this machine helps me find wherever you are in the world, so i know that you aren't doing anything "crazy."
I stand corrected.

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
...so the problem is, your students are stupid.
What?? My students are 98% super smart and wise.
22.
Mister, what is 2+2?
I stand corrected.

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
Late at night, an alien has captured Justin to experiment him on a test. (Just wait until the alien finds out about Justin's personality.)
Hmm.... You look familiar.
I am an alien, you stupid idiot!
Man you look ugly!
Did I say ugly? I meant sexy! More handsomer than Marilyn Manson!
Get the hell out of here!

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
The story about what happened when an alien met an alien.
Holy caca! An alien!
I come in peace. Word on the street is that you're an alien too.
Yeah, an immigrant.
IMPOSTER!!
To be continued....
Where do you think you're going??

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
In the last episode, The Immigrant screamed like a little baby running from the Alien. Now let's see what happens.
WTF? There are no aliens: they don't exist.
Officer, there's an alien that's stalking me!
Officer!!!!!
To be continued (again...)
Crap, not again.

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
Meet the lastest family, the Robos.
Mom! Guess what? Me and Tyler and getting married!
Aww sweetie.
And I'm pregnant!
You're dad is gonna kill you!!
To be continued....
Uh oh.
Honey I'm home!

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
I'm the agent. What happened?
May I help you?
Dang that's a lot of money!
Some idiot shot a man and took $2.5 M with him.
To be continued...
Don't worry Officer, I'll catch this "idiot" and make sure to bring the $2.5 M back.
Yeah yeah whatever now get the hell outta get already!

 

by Cocotones
3-29-10
Cocotones presents: Charlie the dog starring Charlie (the Dog.)
Come on boy! Sit! Sit! Come on boy!
Uh.... woof?
Come on you stupid lazy ass dog!
What the hell did you just called me?
Here you go Charlie! A bone for you!
You are so random but thanks!

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
So if you want to live, you must complete these following steps....
Guess what I'm gay!
What the hell are you doing?
And I'm made out of plastic!
You gotta stop reading chain letters.

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
&$@#!!!! If I don't get that report done by tomorrow, I'm gonna flunk the school year!
I suggest you start working now.
You're right Dave! Right now its the perfect time to do it!
Later...
Shut the Chuck up already!!
Dang! Did you see that headshot?!

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
So uh, I was thinking uh, do you want to uh, g-g-g-go to eat diner o-or something like t-t-that?
Are you asking me out?
Y-y-y-yeah! A date!
Uh... okay.
......
Please leave...

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
*Sigh* I'll never be a good cook like my grandfather.
How the hell did you get in here?! We changed the lock again!
That doesn't really matter, what matters is that you just gotta keep on trying!
Nah, I think I'm just gonna, uh, work at McDonalds when I grow up.
Really? Cool! Maybe we will both work at the same McDonalds!

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
I need to go somewhere that would make me happy. Any suggestions?
I know where the nearest Chuckie Cheese's is.
Get out of the car.

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
Hey wanna hear a JBJ (Jonas Brothers Joke?)
Hell yeah
What's the coolest thing you can find at a Jonas Brother's concert? The off switch!
We shouldn't make fun of them, they are still virgins!
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
Hello Justin!
Uhh, privacy?
Sorry, I wanna ask you: wanna go to the movies tonight?
No, I'm busy.
Oh, okay then, well, maybe some other day?
Can you please go?

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
I gotta fix the freaking bed, oh w-
AAAHHHHHH!!!!
What the hell was that???

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
Let me just make one phone call.
Look, I tried calling you, I texted you, I even mail you! We made a deal: I give you $10 Billion, I kill you at age 20, now it's time to die.
Later that day...
I just got a phone call saying there's a killer in this house. Have you seen the killer?
Is that a man?
WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE?!

 

by Cocotones
3-30-10
Man I really hate my job!
Then quit.
I can't. I'm getting paid $250 an hour!
Well, the way I see it: you got two choices. Quit, or stay.
No search results for: wanted male strippers.
Dang! Where am I gonna get a new job?

 

by Cocotones
3-31-10
Man I need a beer.
Let me guess: the business meeting was bad.
Yep! Boss acted like a huge jerk! And the employees were kissing his butt. I think I am going to quit!
Allow me to recrap...
And the contract?

 

by Cocotones
4-01-10
Hey guess what? I got nominated for employee of the month!
Hey me too! Looks like I've been doing really good, so I'm gonna win!
Ah, yeah right! I've been doing WAY better than you, so I'm gonna win!
There's only one way to settle this...

 

by Cocotones
4-02-10
Hmm.. okay!
How about we watch "Man-woman?"
Later...
Hey how come we're the only ones here?
A few minutes later..
Oh baby are you getting lonely? Come get a little closer....

 

by Cocotones
4-04-10
Hey Leia, do you know why Mister is always happy?
He has a wonderful life! He is a teacher, he has a girlfriend, he has a house, and everything he wants!
Man these kids are a pain in the ass! I hate being a teacher, my girlfriend's so annoying, and I can't pay the house bills! My life stinks!
Your girlfriend isn't annoying!
Principal, she's a fan of Justin Bieber!
Get rid of her.

 

by Cocotones
4-05-10
So what did you think of the chicken?
Uhh it was terrible! It tastes like crap! I liked the meat better.
What? It was a FABULOUS meal! It was the meat that was not delicious.
This means war.

 

by Cocotones
5-31-10
HE WAS THE GRIM REAPER, YOU FAT ASS IDIOT!!!
...so let me get this straight: this man that looks like the grim reaper wanted to kill you?
Cause he wants my soul.
Why did he wanted to kill you?
...
Are you interested in having sex with me?

 

by Cocotones
8-03-10
Justin Also Known As Episode 15
Crap! I forgot.
What time is the film "Jacksons" again?
Forget what?
You're an idiot man, how can you forget?
We're gonna watch a film?? Sweet! Let's watch "Jacksons!" It's going to start at 7:00!
Wow, now what film are we gonna watch?

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