All comics by ComedyCentral

 

by ComedyCentral
6-12-06
Hey Gene what do you find written behind Micheal Jacksons ear?
...
I Dunno what do you find written behind Micheal Jacksons ear?
"Made In China"

 

by ComedyCentral
6-12-06
Whats Micheal Jackson got in common with a Playstation 2?
I Dunno what does he have in common?
"He made of Plastic and Kids turn him on"

 

by ComedyCentral
6-12-06
Why cant Micheal Jackson play Chess?
Dunno why?
Cos he cant decide if he's Black or white.

 

What a handsome devil!
Shut up u know ur never gonna get a girlfriend...Stop dreaming!
by ComedyCentral, 6-14-06

 

Oh god i cant wait for tonight. Helen is gonna make babys with me!
Hey mate know she wont cos ur'll be shuvin this axe down her neck.
by ComedyCentral, 6-14-06

 

Man these Yellow Pants are really suiting me...
Yer if you were in the middle of the desert....or an alien from outer space! Arr thatll explain it...
by ComedyCentral, 6-14-06

 

by ComedyCentral
6-14-06
Hey what you in here for?
Trying to chop someone whos already dead. You?
I Killed someone who got chopped up....wait a sec...
No way this cant be....we killed the same Women...
Please say you get this...
Women i thought it was a man...
Nope definitly a women *wink*.

 

by ComedyCentral
6-14-06
Hey where you going?
I Dont know they said it was sumsort of test.
Man that doesnt sound good!
AHHHH,HELP...IT HURTS!
Whart happened...
They made me take a shower.....Oh they want to see you!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-14-06
Oh man now we have no weapons and we dont smell like blood...
Yer this sucks...
I kno lets make a promise...From now we dont go unless both of us can go!
Sure...
Voiceover: Doctor you are now free to leave..
Laterz...

 

Looks like they finally made a 4th Scream!
by ComedyCentral, 6-14-06

 

This is what you get when you pay for porn on Ebay...
by ComedyCentral, 6-14-06

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
Okay Peter. I have brought u back to life with the body of another....
Jesus Christ! What am i doing here...
Hey you now i get a electric every time you use my name in vain...
Really Jesus Christ!
Ah O Dear Lord...OH SHIT!!!
Ha ha wonder what happens when...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
Flowers..For me..How sweet!
Sorry But these are for my Girlfriend...
I Thought you got dumped?
There Poison Ivy!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
What you got in the box Paul?
Nothing...Anyway your Jesus you would already no!
Nope were in heaven i cant see anything up here...
Really!
Yer....
You should of gone to Specsavers!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
Hey can we talk about this!
Oh i think you have said enough...
Come on im Jesus you can kill me...
Really...
The End...
Jesus Christ!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
So How was your day at work?
Shit i got beat by a lawyer, Slapped by a lawyer and shot by a lawyer.
Woah thats rough!
I No what about you?
Mine was great i beat a lawyer, slapped a lawyer and Shot a lawyer...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
Hey..So hows the dating going?
Great ive bedded 3 girls already!
Really its onli bin....3 years!
Nope 2 years and 307 days!
So how'd you get em...
Paid them!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-15-06
Hey i like the Hair!
Back at you brother!
Like the Briefcase!
Back at you brother!
What did you do to your face its...AMAZING!
Cant say the same for you it looks like a Cows Ass!

 

Why you just never marry a robot....
by ComedyCentral, 6-15-06

 

by ComedyCentral
6-17-06
Hey I thought i would make a series of Comics about me and ma life. And im gonna call it ComedyCentral Experience...
Wait a bleedin minute im in the middle of my speech...
What do you mean this is Scream 4 Studios isnt it ...
Nope thats next week...wait a seck you dont even look like scream...
Who said i was Scream im the girl who just doesnt Die!!!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-17-06
And then he went over the fence and...
OHH!!!
And you are?
ComedyCentral who the fuck are you...
The Boss...
Oh well carry on!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-17-06
Hey Let me tell you about the time i met jesus..It felt like yesterday...
Yesterday...
Hey Jesus Im Confused i dont know if i want to go to the cinemas with my girlfriend or sit home watchin the Adult Channel.
Follow Your Heart Child...
Adult Channel it is...
I Recommend PlayBoy!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-17-06
The Time i went to the Fastfood Counter...
Ill Have 2 Fries a Double Cheeseburger and 2 Large Pepsi's
Anything else...
Some Ketchup and a Big Mac....
Wait a sec were Not Macdonalds...
Your Not then what are you....
Beat Your Fat or Just Get Fatter!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-17-06
I want you to send all you got this war is gonna be big....
Wait for Jesus to send all the Angels down to get us and when they burn in hell we win....

 

by ComedyCentral
6-18-06
So we start My Story by telling you the characters. Pete: A Wannabe Leader with no talent wat so ever. Russle: A Bit Like Jesus though he drinks, swears and believes in Sex before marriage.
Hey Russle you watch the game last night It was great..Ghana Actually scored a goal in the world Cup....
No i was to busy pleasing my apostles if you no wat i mean hehe...
DragonX (X for short): A Man with a great ambition. To Get Laid. Brad: A Dumbass motherfucker who doesnt give a damn what hes doin. Main Point to this particular story.
Hey Brad were you off. Not come to get hitched...
No unlike you i have been laid before and im gonna do something meanwhile and sleep Or even watch the adult channel. Either does it good for me..
Brad Gets home and smells the coffee. No seriously he lives next door to a drug addict tryin to give up...
What the..Didnt i turn my computer off? Hey an Email...
Email Recieved 23 Minutes ago at precisly 10 past 10. " Hey Brad its an old friend here. Please come visit my Crib in The Abandoned Bowling Alley

 

by ComedyCentral
6-18-06
The Old Abandoned Bowling Alley. Now thats just a few blocks away.
Hey Nieghbor why arent you at home?
I Ran Out Of Coffee...
Here we are the Bowling Alley. Holy Shit its...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-18-06
Back At The Bar....
Ha and then she spanked him...Man was she Nice..
You Know in 2 weeks i reckon we'll have this exact same Conversation...
2 weeks later..
Man she was nice...
Man im good...Hey have you seen Pete or Brad...
Petes been in the loo for an hour. He eat the work Food. Oooowww...Brad I Aint seen him since 2 weeks ago?
Yer i reckon we should check his place out...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-19-06
Hey Brad Open Up[ Its Pete...He wont anser Russle ur gonna have to open the backdoor...
Hum...Im In Already. Oh a Computer! Hey an open email. Blah blah and oh shit..We gotta find him...I Best go!
Wait A Minute is that Porn i see before me!!!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-19-06
...yer so hes probobli stuck at the abandoned bowling Alley...
Cool so we going to find him....
Well we have a slight problem...
Whats that then?
Man Is this shit good...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-19-06
Its a good job we left Russle at home...
Tell me about it....
So first were going to were?
An old friend may help us here...
K so i can get you 4 water balloons and a egg shell...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-19-06
That Helped...
Shut up..I Know that he did us shit so i have a better plan....
You can go first...
I suppose so im the strong, courages,handsome...
What i thought u sed i was goin first...
Well as soon as you sed ugly i slapped myself and thought if ur infront ill see your face more often...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-19-06
Now were back to the past when Brad first entered the Abandoned Alley...
Oh Shit...Hey is any1 there?
Hey Brad Long time no see...
What the..Were is that coming from?
Tell me brad do you reckonise my voice...
Wait a second werent you on Trisha the other day

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
OKay so i understand that your an old friend right...
Thats Right Brad. But im not too old you see not onli do yu no me but so do your friends.
Wait a sec is this Mrs Morris from down the street.
What..That old Bitch! No im someone much more important!
Are you Mr Henderson are Deputy Head from School..
No he died. He had a fight with a black guy and he got Shot!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Okay so your sum1 i know and so do my mates?
Uh Huh...
Your Very Important Right?
Right...
Look im freezin ma butt of can we go sumwhere i bit lighter and warm.
Sure thing follow me and ill show you my true identity...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Back to the Future...
Here we are the Abandoned Bowling Alley...
Well theres no sign off him here...
Whats this.....A Wallet!Oh Man its empty...Better hand it in..
Wait a sec is that i blue, double crossed stitch, grey plate and yellow emerald Wallet?
How the...
Hey I once youst to Scav off Brad for Once!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Were Could he be though?
I Dunno..Maybe Someone shot him!
Nah hes got so much chest hair he wouldnt notice
Good Point!
Ooohh Help!!!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Hey Look a door?
Isnt that wierd here we are Looking for an answer for were are friend is and POOF A Door!
Hey thats Comedy For You!!!
Alryt for that you get...
To go in first and i would watch out...Were in the Part of Town were MAFIA Still Exist
Oh (BEEP) (BEEEEEEP) Mother (BEEEP) You Son Of A (BEEP).

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Man we have been Trecking for Hours...
10 Minutes Pete..10 Stinkin Minutes with you Complaining all the Fucking Time...
Alright Carm it Dude!
Look I say we head Back this is getting us no were all i can see, feel, hear and Smell is You!
What The...BRAD!!!
Stay Back!! I've been infected!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Infected? Infected With What?
It was Horrible...It was Like a Huge Needle shooting through my Leg!
Yer but you dont look like theres anything wrong...
Yes But man do i feel it....Get Pete hes trained in medics right...
Pete....Oh Man Brad....We have a Problem!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Hey X...Brad... Anybody. .Where you all gone off too....
Ermm..Hello Pete!
What The..Brad is that you?
Oh No But I No Brad hes a good.....Pal of mine.
How'd you mean a good pal...
We've been to alot of concerts 2gether....

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Hey X...Brad... Anybody. .Where you all gone off too....
Ermm..Hello Pete!
What The..Brad is that you?
Oh No But I No Brad hes a good.....Pal of mine.
How'd you mean a good pal...
We've been to alot of concerts 2gether....

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Sorry About the Last Comic i made a minor Mistake...
Okay so what have you dun with Brad?
Nutin your friend X Found him...
That impossible X Is Behind...OH SHIT YOU MEAN...
Yes Pete Your Lost...
GOSH isnt this exciting...
Tell me about it i have been waiting for a bit off exciting since i got here

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Look Why Dont you show yourself you Pussy.
Look You I Dont really care what you call me cos i can easily over power you...
Back To X and Brad...
Look Brad what are you syptoms...
Man i feel really Cold...
Okay Just Chill....what the heck. I Didnt Mean it literally.

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Shit Man i gota a Frozen Brad and im losing a Soldier. Man I Hte lyf. I Need Help?
What Russle? Has the Porn Ended...
UNfortunarte I Know. I Had a feeling you needed sum help
Man r u ryt i ned you to find Pete...
Sure thing but u do know that Brad is freezin his But off!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-23-06
Okay so you can "overpower me" but can you stand me...
FUCKYO BITCH!
Oh Shit please dont hurt me...
Thats it ryt..Its time to show u my identity...
Oh My God...

 

by ComedyCentral
6-24-06
Your a Girl? A Hidden person with a manly voice and your a girl?
Yer whats wrong with that?
What do you want from us?
Well as you know im very important and you all know me...
What the..Wait a sec your on telly aint ya?
Thats me. Billie Piper also known as Rose Tyler!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-24-06
Rose Tyler? Off Doctor Who? Why the Hell do you want...Wait a sec u sound nothing like Billie Piper?
Cough cough ermm Yes I Do Proper Lady Like Int it...
Ha Got you show yourself...
NEVER!
You cant fool me take your Cloak Off...
NEVER!

 

by ComedyCentral
6-24-06
So we have Pete and our Mysterious Criminal fighting against The Identity of One Alone.
We Have Russle and X trying to figure out a way to get them all out of there...
And then there is Brad. All alone with a fuming disease freezing his bollocks off. What will happen? Find Out In The Next Installment of Real Stories!

 

Do you reckon we'll get away with it this time...
I Dunno have you got any excuse for when a guy in a bunnyrabbit outfit and an alien with his hands on his dik walk out a hummer together. Cos me ive onli got 1!
by ComedyCentral, 6-24-06

 

by ComedyCentral
7-07-06
Hey Pete. How was it on the jolly Roger.
Dont ask we took another crew man on yesterday.
Well whats wrong with him.
We thought he was a crew mate?
You mean...
Yep another one of those Transexuals. Jeez why cant they at least pretend there gay. Oh sorry cos that would be to manly.

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