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by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Come on Dude, give it up.
Give up what?
You know, the magazine of sin, the pictures of the devil, the photo's of doom.
Oh, them.
Yes them, what else could I of meant!?
I dunno. Maybe the Porno's you keep under your bed.

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Dear Lord, after finishing the Bible for a 5th time, I have come to believe that World will end very soon.
So, as a result I am asking for your guidance in the journey I need to take to escape death. Amen
Oh, and By the way. Please don't let Brother John know about me and his sister. It hurt the first time, no doubt it'll hurt the second.

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Okay then Freddie, what did you learn from today's lesson.
Duck!
Close enough, I'll see you tomorrow then.
Duck!
Fucking Retard!
Duck!

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Hey Ted, still sleeping in the corridor I see.
Yer Mike, couldn't spare me a few Bob could you?
A few Bob? Every fucking day I lend you just a 'Few Bob'. For fuck sake Ted, get yourself a fucking job and sort your shitty life out before I shove my foot up your ass!
Understood?
Im Cold...

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Hello? Brother Mike Speaking, who may I ask is speaking?
Your Momma.
Pardon me?
I said your Momma!
Who the Fuck is this?
Take A Guess

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
What do mean we owe money to you? You give us that money for free, it ain't no loan.
It didn't say that on the contract.
Fuck the Contract, you're supposed to give to charity.
Aww, you swore.
And?
Im telling my mummy...

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
You called Toby, been having Poltergiest problems again?
No Mike, its these Damn Zombies.
Zombies? What Zombies? I don't see No Zombies?
You're telling me that those green hands reaching through the gaps in my windows and the groans coming from behind my door arent Zombies?
There not Zombies. Jesus Toby, how many times do I have to tell you. Ghosts and Zombies aren't real. Now who's to blame for this Toby?
Mexicans. Those Damn Mexicans!

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Grim. My sworn enemy. The hood behind the rack, the evil next to the knievel...
Yer, the point was made Mike.
So Grim, what are you doing here in the real world.
Im here to pick Lilly Flowers and make Daisy Chains to give to the old people I love to read too everyday!
Really?
What do you think Retard?

 

by ComicCreator
5-05-07
Officer, it was this House here. The abusive language and additional groans have echoed around the whole street.
Okay Mike, I'll go check it out.
Well?
Mike, just cos you don't get it don't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.

 

by ComicCreator
5-06-07
So, is this the place?
Sure is Mike, The villagers are really looking forward to your mass.
Great. Sri Lanka didn't exactly go as planned.
Mike, you came in swearing and naked.
I told you, I was interacting in Sri Lankan and the heat was realy getting to me.
Mike. You are such a Fucking Retard.

 

by ComicCreator
5-07-07
Abe, what brings you to the church this monday morning?
I have a confession Brother, you wouldn't mind If I took a little of your time would you?
No Problem Abe, go ahead.
Its about your wife Brother.
I dont have a wife.
Exactly.

 

by ComicCreator
5-07-07
John, It is I.
Huh?
Jesus, the saviour of all Mankind.
Oh, you've been gone a while.
I know my son, but Now I have returned.
Great. Thats just Fucking great.

 

by ComicCreator
5-11-07
You Blinked. I win.
Ahh Shit.

 

by ComicCreator
5-11-07
Its your turn to get the Donuts.
No, it's your turn.
What's that look for?

 

by ComicCreator
5-11-07
You know we could be probobly doing something much more exciting than this.
I know, and it would probobly pay better.
Definitly.
So you up for it?
Up for what?
Huh?

 

That Guys looks so Familiar, his outstanding looks, handsome smile and smashing dress sense.
What the Fuck's up with that guys face.
by ComicCreator, 5-11-07

 

by ComicCreator
5-12-07
Look Babe, I just can't see this working out.
Your breaking up with me?
Yeah, Im sorry.
Oh, thats okay.
Sorry, it sucks, but come on. The power of resistance totally overwhelmed the whole funny option!
We cool?
We cool.

 

by ComicCreator
5-12-07
This is Tom Rogers, reporting outside the White House.
Earlier today, The President of the United States declared that he will take his troops out of Iraq Tomorrow as a new danger now lurk there.
Far Away, In place we know as Iraq.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
What the...

 

by ComicCreator
5-14-07
Okay Son, Operation 690 is in process, I got everyone by the Gates, just wating for your word.
Well...
Your having second thoughts aren't you son?
This whole new revolution thing just doesn't look like it's going to work.
Why's that?
Well were up here, in a bunch of clouds. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?

 

by ComicCreator
5-17-07
I've been locked here for hours now. The satisfaction of telling people they're sliding towards fatal death is something I heavily miss.
The look on thier faces, the horror deep in thier eyes. Man, its so fucking good!
Well, apart from knocking on disabled toilets shouting ' FUCKING RUN, THIERS A BOMB UNDER THE TOILET!

 

by ComicCreator
5-20-07
Sorry about Spelling...
What do you mean we can't accept anyone else into Hell. Thats Propostorous!
Its not my fault, its your brother and his son. They've opened up the gates of heaven.
Yeah, I got his Memo. But he promised me all the sinners and Drug Dealers.
Drug Dealers are sinners sir.
God doesnt say so.
I knew them clouds were made of something...

 

by ComicCreator
5-20-07
I've just got word from your brother father, He's on his way.
Whats the problem now?
Something about Hell and it incapability to introduce new members.
*sigh* I thought we'd sorted this...
You had, but one night me and Judas thought we'd creep down to earth and steal some wine, and one thing led to another...
For Fuck Sake Jesus! FOR FUCK SAKE!

 

by ComicCreator
5-20-07
Right, so it was all Jesus's fault?
Exactly, Ill sort it out Immediatly.
You better had, or I'll be calling Mum and telling her you're bullying me again.
You wouldnt, don't you remember last time?!
Previously...
Now bend over!
Aww Mum, not infront of the guests!

 

by ComicCreator
5-27-07
Lemme see whats on Stripcreator today?
WTF? This isn't Stripcreator, this is some lame ass dating site???
What? Theres even a Pop up *Delete Pop Up*
Doesn't look so bad...
Maybe I should try it sometime?
Wait a fucking minute? That Pop Up was Fucking Porn!

 

by ComicCreator
5-29-07
Okay Jesus, everything is set upstairs, people are flooding in for auditions.
Ahh yes, this new record business should bring in quite a bundle for the man upstairs.
The Man upstairs? Is that God?
No my Child.
Who then?
Chuck Norris.

 

by ComicCreator
5-29-07
Should I bring the first one in sir?
Yes, I can't wait.
My names Gary, and Im going to sing 'I believe I can Fly'.
A few minutes later...
How'd it go?
Crucify me, Crucify me now!

 

by ComicCreator
5-29-07
Sir, before we carry on with the auditions, you couldn't answer me a question?
Sure.
Why is this Catholic Records, shouldn't it be Christian records?
Oh, well that wasn't my fault.
Who's fault was it?
Man upstairs.

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