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by Countess
10-26-05
Prissy in pink
Don't look at me like that. I know pink isn't my color. I can't help it if my Mom hasn't washed clothes in a week. This was the last thing left in my closet.
Your house is yellow and orange, and now a pink shirt. What is next? Are you going to coming to school looking like a Flamingo?
Let Pink die..
Is this shirt really that bad?
Girl pink is for Paris and you are no Paris Hilton!
Friendly advice
What should I do then?
You better start learning to wash your own clothes or you are going to be going to school looking like a flamingo or a bum in ditry rags.

 

by Countess
10-31-05
First Contact
She has no idea what I really am! ha ha ha ha
This Lunar bat looks a lot like the bats on earh except this one is bigger! I wonder what it is doing here on the moon?
Tried & True hypnotizing eyes trick
Good Evening Sister of Darkness. Look into deep into my eyes.
Cut the act. I know there's no such thing as vamires. Those who say they are, drink from donors & not really suck blood from people.
When nothing else works....attack
That is what you think! Well I'll teach you to doubt a Lunar Vampire!
What the hell did you do to me? I thought I was supposed to look young & beautiful! I'm a hag & look dead! I'm gonna eat your brains!

 

by Countess
12-04-05
A party gone wrong
But you said you wanted an Extra special party!
Well, I did say that, but I meant for my daughter and her friends. Not for me!
Unusual customer
Um....Hello. How may I help you today?
My name is Dinigo Mantoyo. You killed my Father (and ate him). Prepare to die!
What is missing?
What kind of place is this? It serves the food on a table and you have to eat standing up!!
I was wondering why you would bring me to such a place! Couldn't you have found out about this place, before you made the reservations?

 

by Countess
12-04-05
Malfunctions of the deadly sort
Sorry Boss!
You fool you just killed my cousin X23js! You were only supposed to install his power drive, not sever his head!
Moron in control
Helmsman why are we heading right towards that planet at top speed? At this speed we will burn up in the atmosphere!
Sorry Captian. I meant to tell you yesterday that the speed control is broken. Oooops.
Mad Scientist on the loose
Sir I'm turning invisible! What went wrong?
Sorry Bekman, I have no idea what that machine did. That is not what I made it to do. I like the results, so I hope I can duplicate it. I could win a Nobel Prize for this!

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