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by CrazedChipmunk
2-28-04
It's a street, are you fucking blind?
Yo, I be pimpin' hoes up in this hizzle, fa shizzle dizzle.
What the fuck did you just say?
Chill, I be doin' my thang like a chicken wing.
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Sir, I am completly sorry for my outburst of improper language... bling bling, dawg.
Alright, where's my ass whuppin' jacket?

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-28-04
There is icky stuff happening
My preciousssssss
Hold on padre, my winky is off-limits
We must have the preciouses
We?
Me and Cardinal Law
Oh snap, political satire, bitches

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-28-04
I must be high
Aren't I adorable?
But do you have a multimillion dollar movie about you?
That's not saying much, Keanu Reeves stars in multimillion dollar movies
But it's done by Mel Gibson, Mad fuckin' Max
Need I remind you about What Women Want?
Damn, you got me there. But I'm the messiah so I win. You back talkin' Chinese food

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-28-04
If you can't tell, someone is watching TV, dumbass
Fox News now joins President Bush's speech on marriage... cuz he rulez!1!1!1!1!
I believe in the scared skankity of marriage...
that's why I am putting in twelveteen kajillion gazillion dollars in promoting it.

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-29-04
It's love. Cuz love is battlefield
Are you the backup they sent?
Yes, and are you Private Johnson? *snicker*
So, are you some kind of superhero.
Yes, I'm ADMIRAL AMERICA(TM). That makes me like better than Capt. America
So, are gonna use your powers?
In a minute, but first, does my bulge look good?

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-29-04
Hippies vs. Beatniks
Calm down, man
Chill, daddio
Acoustic guitar
No, bongos are the superior instrument
We can't fight. Peace, man, I'm gonna go drop some acid
I'm so writing a poem about this

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-29-04
A drunk tries to bone a woman
yer such a purdy wimman bloaarnsgjjsk anal sex
Um... I think you've had one too many whatever your having
too many fuzzy navels... ljaasoifaj nice rack
Fuzzy navels? Growing a vagina would make you less of a woman
amjfvahuofjfd... midget porn and tabasco sauce
I gotta go I um... forget to flush

 

by CrazedChipmunk
2-29-04
Welcome to Mcdonald's
Let me AX you something
I wasn't going to kill you, but that ax thing pisses me off
My final words: This fuckin' sucks
Alright, boss I got more Big Mac meat. Acne-ridden rat bastard

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