All comics by Crossing_Dynasty

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by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Hi, im a kid from new york!
I download lots and lots of illegal music!
Don't let this be you, fat cops arent cool!
I regret downloading MP3s!
RIAA'D!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Im a crip!
Im a blood!
I HATE YOU!
I HATE YOU!
I wish i was a blood!
I wish i was a crip!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Im dead.
WOW, its Jesus dying on the cross!
I wonder what jesus is like in bed.
Im alive again! Lets go somewhere dark and secluded!
Jesus has a lasso cause hes all man!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Adventures of gay satan
Its your time.
I dont wanna die!
There is one way you can live.
How then?
Do you know what the word "sodomy" means?
Kill me now.

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Hi. My names Nicole, Im a Cheerleader!
Yo, lets do it baby!
OMG yeah! I need semen to do my cheerleader flips, its the only form of food i dont puke up!
The kid aint mane, BIOTCH! Wait, we havent done it yet.
Err....i dont think thats a penis?

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Would you do a fat chick for a mil?
HELL YEAH!
Would you do a guy for a mil?
Uhh....yeah, for a million.
Moral: dont do drugs
Would you smoke a cigarette for a million bucks?
Eww, thats sick! NO WAY!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Missles keep fallin on my head, but that dosnt mean my soul will soon be dead!
PRAISE ALLAH!
PWNed!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Disgruntled bush haters
Im an Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
Im gothic, so i must be a terrorist.
more disgruntleds bush haters
Im a robot, i must be a terrorist
I like x-box, and think gamecube suxxors. I must be a terrorist.
All of america loves me!
Of course they do george!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
ALL YA BASE, BASE, BASE!
ALL YA BASE, R BLONG TA US!
I bring doom to y'all!
OH NO, NOT DOOM!
I am so high.....
I cast a funkadelic spell

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
HAHAHA what a geek! Hangin out in the computer room liek a nerd while im cool, bein popular, just barely passin school, and playin sports good!
Yeah, i really wish i was an aspiring garbage man
You act so smart, i could be as smart as you.
Good for you, its nice to have a dream.

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Hi, im Punkyfish
This comic is all mine, i get to do whatever i want!
erm...so....whats in the news today?
Urge to kill rising.......

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Everyone, Punkyfish had landed
Look, an alien!
Im not an alien, and this isnt the moon.
Hah, hah, hah, funny aliens, always with their cruel, sick jokes

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Angsty torture covers my life, like cheese whiz on my fries,
angry dogs yank at my soul, sucking on its teet for substance,
death will make me cool!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Now, poetry corner presents- Ode to x-box
How i love thee, x-box, the star of my wet dreams
You make me get erections, sexual release all over may pants
PS2 cant compare, amecube cant even get close
Gamecube isa so kiiddie, why did they even try, id only use a gamecube, and an egaculate target, while im getting it off to x-box, x-box is so......
CAPPED
Bitch....

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
I wish i could be in final fantasy
Me too!
warp, warp, warp..
Huh?
The hell?!
HORRAY!
Im happy!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
WHats that noise?
I dont know.
YAAR! this is our turf!
FIRAGA, BIOTCH!
OWW! IT SINGES!
We got PWNed

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Oh no! A downed warrior, as a white mage, i will take him to town and heal him!
At the inn....
Where am I? Wheres my friend?!
I healed you, and bought you here, your friend has returned to the real world. You can't until you kill those guys, i will help you.
I Can't see! Wasnt i a ninja?
Hmm, i thought something was different....

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
So, they traveled to the desert together
There they are!
So i see.
You can fight, right?
Im screwed!
Oh heavens no! i only heal!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Look, its the wussy!
And he bought some slutty white mage fairy with him!
WHY YOU! ULTIMA MAGIC!
OWW!
IT HURTS WORSE THAN A HEMOROID!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Cant fight eh?
Shutup, were going through the portal
Well, that was weird!
BTW< that was ounkyfish in those comics.
Im not gonna ask......
What just happened?

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Hello, Punkyfish at the compy, answering the fan mail!
Lets check it out!
Dear Punkyfish, when you were in that final fantasy thing, it didnt make sence!
Uhh....erm....STFU BITCH!!!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
I bet you dont get it :P

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Im a Penguin.
Im an elf.
Im a baby.
Im a sexy neko!
Im a chessboard.
macs are for everyone!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-24-03
Im here to review the n-gage. Its shin, but is that really everything?
Apparently not, the n-gage may be a phone, and a CD player, but you could buy both of those cheaper seperately. What most people wanted it for was the games. Lemme tell ya, theyre all stolen.
Not to mencion crapily remade!
N-gage rating -10/5
Basically, what im saying is, the N-gage is a 300 dollar taco.
But, i like tacos!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-25-03
can you say apple? Mommy? Daddy? Taco? Algebra?
Oh, well, i guess not, afetr all, your just a baby.
I am appaled at her simple minded alegories of ageism!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-25-03
Hi all, this is my firend Raider!
Sup?
Why dont you tell the audience something about yourself.
I LIKE HENTAI MAGNA COMICS! DAMN STRAIGHT!
TAKE ME NOW!!! SQUEE!!!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-25-03
Why are you staring?
w()()t! Panties!
I WANT UR SEXY TOTTIES!
Pervert
Ow!

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-25-03
BOO!
OHa NO! ITSa A BOO!
BOO!
Isa thata all youa do?
Pretty much, yeah

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-25-03
WHAT are you being for halloween?
Archer
Astronaut
angsty tiki dude!
A robot
costume?

 

by Crossing_Dynasty
10-25-03
Yo Kobe lets do it!
I dunno, it would b e very disrespectful to my wife, who i love dearly
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! IM SEMEN HUNGRY!
ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS YOU SHUT UP AND STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Afterwards
OMG, im suing you for rape.
Thats not my semen on your panties.....

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