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by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Reagan is dead!
I know.
Oh. How?
I killed him.
I have sex with children.
I know.

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
wut ru wearing rite now
a red shirt + cargo pants
omg thats so hott, i want u bad
yea i wish i was fucking u baby
k i need to go call mom, brb k
k ask her if dad is working late plz

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Hi DarkManMaximus
Hi Juan
Last night was fun
It sure was
My butt is still sore
;)

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
You got me pregnant last night
WHAT?!
My stomach hurt this morning and then he was born... He is brown and smells bad, just like me
What do we do now?
I named him Maxico, after you and my homeland
I love you!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
I'm drunk
Oh yeah? Wanna have sex?
I'm not THAT drunk
Oh... Want some more to drink?
*hic*

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Ahoy! Permission to come aboard!
Permission granted, sailor!
Yarrr.... *squawk* Sorry
Ouch! Watch it with that hook! Get that bird out of here!
3 minutes later
Hey! I don't take doubloons!
Yaaarrr, then ye'll walk the plank, matey!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Hey baby, a/s/l??
43/M/TX
Dad??
Yeah?
You're supposed to make up a fake a/s/l, you're ruining the illusion!
Sorry

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
...So then after we got back from saving the seals at the North Pole, this nice fella asked me if I wanted to go into space. Seein' as how I'd never been there, I said I would...
Do you expect me to believe that YOU are Forest Gump? You're waiting for a bus!
...and then when we got into space we were abducted by some very nice green men, and they brought us all over and it was a lot of fun seeing space...
Well young man, you certainly have a good imagination.
He's a fantastic lover, too!
...But the Hive Mother ate Bubba accidentally, which is why I'm here in San Francisco. To fufill his dying wish I built the gay nightclub Bubba's Backdoor. ...Lord I miss that big black cock.

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Too much varnish.
I reckon so.

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Please
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
kill
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
me
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
Owned!!
Owned again, man you suck!!!
AHHH!!!!!
Owned! Asshole

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
I'm sorry, young man. There is nothing I can do for you.
I wish I could say otherwise, but there is nothing I can do for you, my child.
Oh thank you, THANK YOU, Jesus!
If you really want to thank me, bend those healed knees and put that pretty little mouth to use.

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
A new age is upon us. Computers have changed our lives as we know it.
Yes, and for the better, I'd say!
...Want to have cybersex?
No!
Interpretty e-please?
I take it back. I'm returning this and dusting off the ol' typewriter.

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
You've got mail!
Oh goody!
New: Increase your penis size today!
Only 19.99, order today!
How did it know?!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-05-04
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by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
My cat's name is Mr Fluffy Widdle Kittikers the Third of Cuddleville
Meow

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
A-Yup
Yep
So... I just found out my wife is cheating on me.
Wow. Man, that's rough
He ended up killing them both, and hanged himself in his jail cell two weeks later.
For the sake of our friendship, you have five seconds to run before I cut your dick off.

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
All Hail the King
Good Day to you, America. Today marks the official inauguration and crowning of our new King, George W. Bush Jr.
This history making day is a great one for our Great Nation, marking the end of Democracy and the liberal slime it spawns
His Word is Law
In related news, King Bush's On-A-Bridge Dictionary has been released, outlining the official American language. And up next, we'll discuss His Majesty's new Edjamacation Plans. Lisa?
But first, a few more nations have been added to the King's Axis of Evil. Included are many of the former Soviet nations, as He has pronounced them unsayable and... Oh, this is ridiculous!! I.. erk!
All Dissenters Will Be Punished
The prison Aboo Gaa-Rabbi has been officially closed today, while Guantanamo Bay is overflowing with those that would question the King's Word. Maybe next week we can get an inside scoop from Lisa!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
And what's the deal with WEBcomics? They're not comics in a WEB!
I don't see any spiders hanging around them! Who ARE these people that come up with names like that?
And what about SURFING the web? What kind of spi-
Boo! You suck! Get off the stage! Hiss! I'd rather go back to watching those shitty movies!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
The meeting
'Sup
Yo
The exchange
You got da shit?
If you got da cash
The fueling of an addiction
Finally! A Mewtwo card! I've almost caught them all, and then I will be the Pokemaster!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
Oh I can't wait for tonight, I'm going to have ssso much hot ssex with all the guyss at the club
WAIT! STOP, MY CHILD! I CANNOT LET YOU CONTINUE! YOU'RE WALKING A PERILOUS PATH, ONE FULL OF SIN! GOD WILL PUNISH YOU, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!
IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU. IF YOU TURN BACK, YOU MAY STILL BE SAVED! I CAN HEL-... What? Do you really think so? I work on them every day... but... you're the first to notice!
Oh honey you've got great arms! And that chesst. Oh, ssso manly!
Oh yess, you're a hottie! Look, I'm going to this sssuper exclusive club tonight. How about you come with? ---Oh goody. Boy, I'm going to pop your little backdoor cherry tonight!
Really? You're inviting me? Well... I have some work to do, but I guess I could spare some time! ---I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like fun!

 

by Cuddlywuddly
6-06-04
You've got mail!
Sex with farm animals! Click now! FARMFUX.COM!
Who the hell would want to look at that?!
...When they could have the real thing!
moo

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