All comics by DMMcphee

 

by DMMcphee
11-29-05
J'ai eu un lettre du Premier Ministre! Sa dit...
Est-ce que tu est dans la poubelle?
Peut-etre...

 

by DMMcphee
11-29-05
J'ai eu une lettre du premier ministre! Ca dit...
Pourquoi est-ce que tu es dans la poubelle?
J'ai perdu mon dîner.
Encore?

 

Où est-ce que tu vas?
Au Stampede de Calgary.
by DMMcphee, 12-05-05

 

by DMMcphee
12-05-05
J'aime le café!
J'ai bu 200 tasses de café aujourd'hui

 

Est-ce que tu savais que tu es mort?
Oui.
by DMMcphee, 12-07-05

 

BOO!
AAAAAHHHHHH!
by DMMcphee, 12-07-05

 

by DMMcphee
12-07-05
Bonjour Frank le Robo!
Bonjour! Joyeuse Noel!
JE VAIS TE MANGER!

 

by DMMcphee
12-07-05
I'm Inuit.
I'm Native.
I'm Heterosexual.
I'm Homosexual.
GOTCHA!

 

by DMMcphee
12-07-05
I'm Inuit.
I'm Native.
I'm Heterosexual.
I'm Homosexual.
GOTCHA!

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
...
...
...
*cough*
What?
I didn't say anything

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
Time for war!
Sorry, wrong age
Time for war!
Wrong colour.
DIE!!!
Asshole

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
What time is it?
Oh my god!
A talking television!

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
Alright, we're just gonna give you an injection here!
Ok
Now that you're unconcious, I can have some fun!
Shit
I'm afraid your daughter is dead.

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
EVERYONE WILL DIE!!!
RRRRAAAARRRR
EVERYONE ELSE WILL DIE!

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
Oh no! My brother is dead! Time for revenge!
No I'm not.
Revenge!
Hey, that hurt.

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
Well this is boring
I hate you
awwwww...

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
SOON YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shit

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
So I was talking to Joe with the 'fro and said yo
I said "you're dead" and cut off his head and now he's no longer fred
WTF???

 

by DMMcphee
2-10-06
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
I hate people who don't stop talking.

 

by DMMcphee
2-12-06
What's Beethoven Favorite Fruit? BANANANA
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

 

by DMMcphee
2-21-06
Do you hate long line-ups at the television? Well get broadband television, and you can surf the waves in no time!
I need a hooker
Hang on a second, we'll get one for you
I need more money...
Come get it hot stuff!

 

by DMMcphee
5-02-06
Please sir, I am not a robot, I am a human
Meow?
I...I am a robot
FINALLY!
I am afraid that you have slaughtered a hotdog, and I am here to protect you in the name of cheese.

 

by DMMcphee
5-02-06
Your honourable Whipped cream, my client is not guilty for the horrifying murder of the hotdog
We do, in fact have the mayonnaise suspect with us in this courtroom of grapes
Bring him in!
Come on! Where's the hot steamy f**king?
The jury of ice cream will now go and do that thing in the back room. You know, discuss the verdict.

 

by DMMcphee
5-02-06
Shit
Don't Fucking Swear! It's a shittty fucking habit!
What hapens when you overload on swears.

 

by DMMcphee
12-25-06
Heya Sexy! Wanna go do something naughty in the back room?
SCORE!!!!!
My daddy never lets me practice my karate outside of the dojo.
Not what I had in mind...

 

by DMMcphee
12-25-06
MMMM Sandwich
Why don't you smother some chocolate on that sandwich fatso?
Alright, you asked for it...
Whatcha gunna do fatso? Smother me?
Moral: Never insult a fat man.
Damn this sandwich is good.
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

 

by DMMcphee
12-25-06
Oh no, Sandy, my life mate! You're dead and there's nothing I can do about it!
GASP... Randy?
Sandy, you're still alive!
GASP...Help...Me...
AHAHAHHA GOTCHA! you bitch...

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