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by Danzig
6-20-06
And so, Jesus, kidnapped and beaten by murderous Jews, lays nailed to the cross
I'm sooooooooo writing about this in my Livejournal LOL
What ya doin up there, Jesus?
I'm dying for your sins
Dumb cunt
Ugly fucker

 

by Danzig
6-20-06
Dude, you're a fucking puppet
Not just any puppet
...
I'm an office chair

 

by Danzig
6-20-06
With this controller, I can control this fake model on Bin Laden! Hahahahaha, this is gonna be great
All Americans must die
Holy Marillion, this is some good grade shit
Ok it was cool while it lasted

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
I got the new Darkthrone album today
Man, I love that. It's so necro
Hey, wanna come hang out at my place? We can cut ourselves to HIM
Sounds necro
This sorta behaviour should not be tolerated by ANYONE

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
Hey, I'm Dani von Necro. I want to die, and I express this by writing lame poetry
I'm really into music that pretends to be goth like Cradle of Filth and Marilyn Manson, when really I should listen to Joy Division
In short, I'm gay

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
You have AIDS, you must die!
Come onn, you'd be doing me a favour.
In that case I must subject you to BOB DYLAN
Anything but that!
How many roads must a man walk down?

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
Reading Letter
Thinking
Dialog
I don't believe it

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
Hello, I'm Susan
And I'm Dave
We would have bought Harry...
But we don't know anyone called Harry
We are narrators of this extremely stupid series of comics
Be prepared to be annoyed by us regularly

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
This just in, everyone is gay
Everyone likes Anal sex and wants to drop the soap
I have an idea
Stop masturbating over my chicken
Sorry

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
When we last saw Dani von filth, he was nearly driven insane by the words of Bob Dylan
I cannot believe everyone is gay!
Hey Count Analrape
I vont to suck your cock
I am gayer then gay
I know

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
However Satan is not happy with the growing number of gays
I'll show them homos!
Polly wanna cracker
I'll send in my ultimate warrior to kill all the gays!
Polly wanna fistfuck your Mother
I'll be the next Hitler!
Polly likes ass rape

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
One day, Jerry decided to walk to work. What a homo.
Walking to work
Mail for Jerry McFaggot
Dear Jerry. You are gay and I am going to kill you. Don't expect to last 3 comics. Yours Sincerely, Satan
What a hot ass
Niggers everywhere

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
Help me! I have 2 comics left to live!
My Breasts make men want to lick me
He's so dead
Wanna fuck?
Everyone has AIDS

 

by Danzig
6-21-06
Who are you?
I'm here to kill you.
This chair sybolises my love of virginal flesh

 

by Danzig
6-22-06
Master, I have returned from the quest you have assigned me
Well? What news do you bring?
The one known as Jerry is dead
Excellent! As a reward, you can carry out the rest of your life on Earth, on one condition
Name it
Kill all the gays

 

by Danzig
6-22-06
So, we must form an identity for you to live on Earth with
Hmm...
Clint Easton? Trent Walker? Alec Bond?
No...
How about Fuckery Analfag?
Perfect

 

by Danzig
6-22-06
Hi Reader, we probably should have warned you of this before...
...but this story is meant to be read in order!
So read it from first to last, like you would a book
But everyone one this site is a Redneck and cannot read
There's always a catch
I like gravy

 

by Danzig
6-22-06
You ursurper! You must die!
Speak like Yoda I must!
We should shop here all the time!
Now it is the time to catch rabies
Listen kid
No

 

by Danzig
6-22-06
This is John Lennon
And Patti Smith reporting
It has just been announced the default layout for stripcreator is extremely stupid
We are ASIAN
This is not a matter of opinion
We can prove this with a home computer

 

by Danzig
6-22-06
What Mp3s should I download tonight?
Who the fuck would wanna listen to HIM?

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