All comics by Davis

 

by Davis
1-06-03
Hey there little baby! Doncha ya wanna take a drag and breathe in my harmful chemicals?
Oh no! They said not breastfeeding my child would cause hallucinations!
Discouraged, our hero travels to the depths of the human spirit where he meets Asmont...The keeper of thought!
Hey there. Take a drag and you'll feel better!
*$%&#&
Our hero tries once more to get smoked, so he visits a bar named "The Gay Hangout".
Hey there, Mr. White American! Smoke me!
Sure. But first I want you to stick your tongue in my anus and scrape out all the tasty feces stuck to the walls of my colon, then spit it in my nostril.

 

by Davis
1-06-03
Hey there little baby! Doncha ya wanna take a drag and breathe in my harmful chemicals?
Oh no! They said not breastfeeding my child would cause hallucinations!
Discouraged, our hero travels to the depths of the human spirit where he meets Asmont...The keeper of thought!
Hey there. Take a drag and you'll feel better!
*$%&#&
Our hero tries once more to get smoked, so he visits a bar named "The Gay Hangout".
Hey there, Mr. White American! Smoke me!
Sure. But first I want you to stick your tongue in my anus and scrape out all the tasty feces stuck to the walls of my colon, then spit it in my nostril.

 

by Davis
1-06-03
Jesus! What are you doing on that cross! I've figured out how we can travel back in time using a cool looking car to get your father and mother back togethor, so you'll be born!
But, Dr. The concert is next week and I got tickets to go with Kelly Sue!
Now come on, Marty...I mean Jesus. We need you to be born, otherwise we will never have had this creepy relationship!
Hrm, alright. But will I get to show off the cool car to all the...ya know...GIRLS!
Oh you youngsters and your hormones. Sure, Jesus. But hey, you can sit on my lap again, youngster.
Better double up on my loincloths, cause I need a buffer zone between my anus and his large pulsating rod.

 

by Davis
1-06-03
The incredible cat comic makes his introduction.
So folks! Doncha fucking hate it when you're sleeping and your cat shits all over the sheets!
Or how about when your cat goes "meow" all the time! Huh! C'mon folks!
Perhaps you should ditch the cat bit, and take a look at some of my material. Here it is.
Hrm, let's see. "Ya know what sucks about hell cats. Every time they meow the also spit out souls of the damned. I mean that's REALLY annoying." That's gold, Satan...gold!

 

by Davis
1-10-03
Hey, hun. How was your day?
Fine. How was yours, sweety?
I played kickball with my friends.
...I think our marriage is a little...uhh, how should I say this...oddly matched.

 

by Davis
1-11-03
So I says to that little shit, "Hey, I may be old. But I can still fly my arms around in a sissy fassion and hope one of my girly arms hits you!"
And then he stabbed me ten times in the chest.
The massive blood loss may explain why I'm seeing a goat right now. Either that or it's my booze.
Kill them all.

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