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by Daystar
1-05-06
Molly Curious happens upona poor fur trader on his way to Missouri.
Whatcha got there, Mister?
It's a letter from Lewis and Clark!
Whatcha gonna do with it?
Take it to some government guys in Missouri, I guess.
Got any more?
No, and there won't be! Clark will never let anyone know about that bowling alley he found in Wyoming!

 

by Daystar
1-29-06
I'm a bit dismayed here. Why is it that I'm flawless? Wouldn't I have some mental problem? Everything turned out okay in life so far.
I mean, if everything worked out for me and I am to be perfect, then I have lost my free will!
...Is she done yet?
You're not listening...phaugh! Some friend you are. Rat's arse.
Get a psyche appointment, hag.

 

by Daystar
1-29-06
A man approaches, possibly a sophomore. I recognize him, but I'm late.
Hi, Skye.
Oh. Raphael. Jeez. Help me.
You're perfect, Skye. We were meant to be together.
Perfection and Providence go hand in hand.
You know what? I honestly am late for calc.
VOIP!!!!!!!

 

by Daystar
1-29-06
How I Met Raphael:
Well, last time I checked, I'm new to the district. Who are you and what are you doing in all of my classes?
Hi.......girl pretty.
How I Met Algorithm:
Hi. You seem smart.
Hey. Do you have any Monkees vinyls I can borrow?
Where do I sit, Mrs. Jenkins?
Shove it, new kid. One way or another, the credits you get this year won't come from me.

 

by Daystar
1-29-06
Algorithm. I'd really like to say this....You and me, we've had our ups and downs, and I'd like to ask you, if you wouldn't mind going out for coffee sometime.
Why, that would be nice, if I were Algorithm!
You mean....
Lots of VOIP!!!
Providence...when it is good it is very very good and when it is bad it is horrid.
Aw, crap.
That's Riiiiigggght!

 

by Daystar
1-29-06
I'll let you kiss me if you shoot yourself or take a vow of silence.
Ummmm....decisions.
uhhhh ohhhh.
Where'd you go, Perfect?

 

by Daystar
1-29-06
Are you perfect? Do you have ugly boys hanging around a lot?
Yeah....pretty Skye today eh?
Is your best friend dead to the modern world?
We've met, I'm sure. Do you really think I'm dead?
Does providence strike down to cast the chips in favor of or against your life in general? This is the comic for you@
Well, you're my student, and it's a strike in your favor, but not in mine, selfish pig.

 

by Daystar
1-30-06
Have you met Douglas?
Who's Douglas?
Hey, um, do you know Douglas?
No. Who's Douglas?
A-a-a Don't say it, Mrs. Jenkins!
Ummmm....

 

by Daystar
1-30-06
Can you get this game for computer?
Why would you want to have a game for two different places?
No.
That's why I'm winning. It's like you're just standing there.

 

by Daystar
1-31-06
What are you doing here? You don't belong here.
Of course I don't belong.
Don't tell me you're Douglas. I was hoping that this strip wouldn't be all boys except for me. We have intelligent things to cover.
Yep. That's Douglas all right. We waited what was it three whole strips to introduce you.
Will you rotten kids stop hagging on the fresh victim and study for exams?

 

by Daystar
2-01-06
You're some sort of audacious pig, aren't you, Douglas!
I won't deny that. Not the audacious part, but I maintain the fact that I indeed am not a pig.
?!!!?!?!?!?!?!???!?
My face is slightly of darker tone than the standard pink used on pigs, my nose is not of the snub variety, and I eat gourmet food and throw away the leftovers.
Audacious and wasteful. What a combination.

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