All comics by DeliciousTown

 

by DeliciousTown
10-10-07
As the first sip begins to affect your cerebellum you begin to feel weightless...
I am feeling weightless.
Then your feel an explosion of taste bombard your neuron receptors or something scientific like that.
Holy monkey fudge! It's like a bomb exploded deliciousness inside my brain! I call my brain Brian. Brian the Brain.
As Brian the Brain adjusts to the coffee you realize things are starting to settle down.
Wow. Things are starting to settle down. Hey cool costume! Can I go with you to the party? You can have a sip of my coffee, its tasterific.
Deal. I will make you the guest of honor. Now give me that cocking coffee you cock nugget.

 

by DeliciousTown
10-10-07
Tuesday 8:15 am
Baby its too damn early for you to be mad at me. Can't we just sit down over some eggs and bacon and work this shit out?
Your fucking hopeless!
True, but come on! You've know that for five years and three months, and you can't plead ignorance to that.
You smell like rabbit balls.
hmmm...interesting. Your cunt smells like a dying fish coated in vomit and rolled up in a soiled linen. But you fuck like a wild donkey, so I can afford to be forgiving.
I should have killed you when I had the chance.

 

by DeliciousTown
10-10-07
Some times the wrong things are right, and the right things are wrong. Like backwards day in elementary school.
Fuck
Are we out of toilet paper?
With the remanants of his evacuation mocking him from inside his pants, Ben made a rash decision. Spot's soft fur started to look quite inviting for a man without a ply of paper.
Come a little closer.
Uh Oh
HELP I'M SCARED!!! I CANT BREATHE!
You have the gall to call yourself "man's best friend"? Shut up and quit squirming.

 

I have been accused of being lazy, irrational and ugly...my mom is such a bitch sometimes.
by DeliciousTown, 10-10-07

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