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by Delloroman
1-26-05
another poor attempt at subtle humor
Kids, today we will learn about how to "help the community" now who wants to try first.
Um, mister robot teacher dude, isn't this another poorly planned attempts at crushing individualism in your students?
This won't end well
Error...

 

by Delloroman
2-09-05
he snapped...
MY GOD! Every Freakin time I try to bestow some knowlegde upon you inferior carbon-based beings you have to question my authority!
Is it not enough that I am red and mettalic and shiny... What do you beings of an inferior nature want? A machine that televises your vision?
Well.. I never thought about it that way.. I guess I won't bring up an objection again
When Do I Get A REAL Line?!

 

by Delloroman
2-09-05
Lemme explain....
Hello and welcome to another fun filled addition of "Teenage Wasteland" I think we need to clear somethings up..
I agree... the author oddly neglected to give us names! or even develop my character.. I Have Feelings Too!
I think that introductions are in order.. We have somehow found ourselves in a class taught by a robot (an obvious attempt at social commentary) and we are trying to servive.. My name is John
And my name is John!
hehe.. so much reading
I'm the character who overanalyzes everything in a cheap way to create a haven for the authors ego (and sometimes self belittlement.. like this comic here!)
and I'm the character who has no emotional depth, I am used as a cheap tool to try to make the last line of the comic funny, even if the rest of it was too serious... Isn't that just the best?!

 

by Delloroman
2-09-05
Foolish Mortals! Bow before my awesome power!
Aww! look at the little kid! little boy, you spilled ketchup all over yourself
You FOOL! You will soon beg for your mercy!
look at his mask! Little boy its not holloween! And that blade.. better not hurt yourself! hehe..
Now you will forever burn in the anguish that is my anger!
what a cute kid... uh oh

 

by Delloroman
2-09-05
now fool.. what have you to day for yourself?
how.. what.. how did you do that!!!???
well um... Actually I didn't do that per se.. It was the.. russians.
Russian?! But why would they wan't to do this to us.. aren't we allies?
SHHHH! Stop pointing out the inacuracies in the comic!
Oh right. Sorry.

 

by Delloroman
2-09-05
the russians are coming...
D00d.. w3 t0tally PWNED ther Nati0n! Stuped N00bs1!11
all I needs is me whiskey and me'll survive!
D00d I T0tally PWNED that cheap drink! That whiskey was such a N00b!1
me Whiskey?!?! NOOO NOT ME WHISKEY! *sniff* at least ye in a better place *sniff*
Ya! Like mi Digestive track.. My stomack Asids totally PWNED that n00b!
Mark me words whisky,Ye will be avenged, mark them well

 

by Delloroman
2-10-05
Oh Shit! Are those... Russians?
Aww.. they must be the pride of the Iron Curtain
Remember who the last person who you said that too was? ME! And we know what kind of miskake that was...
Aww.. Someones Jealous! Isn't that cute
Why don't you just Die?!
Are those russians made of plastic?

 

by Delloroman
2-10-05
OMFG!! 2 of th0se N00bies armericans survived the PWNAGE!
What's he talkin about now?
How did you even survive a Nuklear Fallout?!?! I mean I'M a supernatural killer.. your a fuckin Buisness man!
um.. Lead suit?
D00d How in the Hell d1d th0se americans survive?
Thats what you gets when yous downloads the plans for a bomb from google, you leet speaking freak!

 

by Delloroman
2-10-05
u n00b! Prepar to D1E!!!
You know what? THATS IT!
Die you Russian FREAK!
This is the happiest day of my life!

 

by Delloroman
2-10-05
yo wats up my n*****?
not much man not much
uh oh...
yo that girl over there be mad fly
shit yeah my N*****
I would like to apologize for my actions.. it was out of bounds.. I think I can finnaly accept the fact that I am white.

 

by Delloroman
2-10-05
Holy Shit! Is that MERLIN?
Holy Shit? Did I leave the gas on?
Hello Merlin is that you? Oh my god I've always wanted to meet you!
Yes it is I merlin the great! Do you want an autograph or somthing?
No you Fool! I want to Challenge you to a fight to end all fights, a Wiz-off
Great, Now my house is definitly gonna burn down

 

by Delloroman
2-10-05
now you will burn!
why are you bothering me with this? I mean supposing you could defeat me what would come of it? Would you feel more complete? could you die happy? Why do you even care?
Well gee... I never really thought of it that way, thank you merlin for clearing my mind. Now theres no need for a fight.
Perfect...
hell hath no scorn like merlins fury
oww
Well I guess only the good die you. hehe, Merlin you so evil.

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