All comics by Demoneyes1199

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Butch 1
so are you afraid or not?
shit, act cool...
I think you are scray but I think we should just be friends.
you're kidding right?
...I luv you.

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Butch 2: Young Butch
I think that I am going to go blow something up
Come on butch you can do better than that.
hm...
you suck.
Trying to tell me what I can do

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Butch 3: First Date
These are for you.
awww, thank you.
are you ready?
I need a few more minutes.
I hate waiting

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Butch 4: The Collection
Im collecting cans, if you have any?
Im sorry, I dont have any cans.
Bye Bye.
You are sick.
spare me.

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
So I was told that you have an apartment for me?
Actually I need a roommate.
can my girlfriend move in?
Is she single?
I dont think so...
nope

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Whats wrong?
My Girlfriend broke up with me...
Sucks for you.
Wait a second... You are black?
...

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
I need a job...
...
I the happy asian. I love all of gods creatures and I love you too. Be my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
hmmm, I have my girlfriend Lisa. I have a great roommate named Jacob. Things are ok.
But how in the hell did I end up here? hmmm, What would Jesus do?
...
Leave me out of this one.

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
When did we get a computer?
Dont touch that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
opps...

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Everyone in this school is going to hell. God shows no mercy on sinners and they will pay.
Im here to kill you...
Americans are afraid of war but god isnt. He will show everyone on judgement day. The sinner will pay!
you are going to die now...
GOD IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!
God sounds kinda crazy...

 

Last time I take a cruise with you.
I could've swore that the captain was a zombie.
by Demoneyes1199, 9-11-06

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-11-06
Hey Bill, can you help me?
Whats the problem?
I need to find something to get Lisa.
How about flowers?
She is a vegitarian...
oh my god, you are stupid.

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-13-06
What would you say if we had a dog?
Ted, you better not have brought a dog into this apartment!!!!!!!
yeah...He can talk!!
You better be joking!
I luv you!!!!!

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-14-06
I think that I would be good for the job because I am very respectful.
I think the job so go to me because I am always on time.
I think the job is right for me because this is my passion.
I think the job should go to me because I am realiable.
I think I deserve the job because I worked hard to get where I am at.
I think the job so go to me because Jacob is being a dick about the rent.

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-14-06
Did you notice that there were two Ted and Friends: Issue 7.
yeah, I did. Does this make this one issue 8 or 9
I think since it is the ninth one we should call it issue 9.
Wow, Demoneyes most be one stupid person to make a mistake like that one. He doesnt deserve a comic strip!
...

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-16-06
Hello, I am DemonEyes1199. I posted my comics on a forum in hopes that someone would enjoy them. Instead all I got was a bunch of stupid ass reviews saying that poof would of been better than boom.
Im sorry that my comic's seemed to make you feel stupid. I read some of your comics and that was really retarded. I got into this site just to have fun.
To all of you people who just really seemed to hate my comics and are probably sitting at home masterbating to porn because you cant get any, I am sorry you read my comic.

 

by Demoneyes1199
9-17-06
I hate squirrel's, all they do is run around all paranoid and afaid to stand up to other animals. If that is not the a retarded animal I dont know what is
...
fuck you!

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