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by Devin
2-02-02
Disclaimer: The author does not hold this opinion of sc.com. Honest!
If you're looking not to laugh, come to strip creator! sc.com has the best selection of mediocre and unfunny comics on the net!
What the hell?! Get that newbie!
RARRRRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOL YOU!!!
AAAARRRGGGHHHH! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
...I better not tell anyone that it was I who introduced him to strip creator...

 

by Devin
2-02-02
Ow... um, I would like to correct myself regarding our last ad. Sc.com is not full of mediocre and unfunny comics, but very good comics done by creative, hardworking, friendly people.
"Friendly?!" You just don't learn, do you newb...
RARRRRR! TOBOR WILL SHOW YOU A FRIENDLY MANRAPE!
Disclaimer: Newbies are advised to be prepared before using strip creator.
Eep, help me...

 

by Devin
2-05-02
Attention all of strip creator! It is time you know the truth!
The mastermind behind this conspiracy is none other than *dramatic pause* drexle!
Drexle is after the millenium comics! For Pete's sakes, stop writing and run away!

 

by Devin
2-05-02
I think terrorism is bad, but I don't think we should declare a holy war against it!
We're slaughtering tens of thousands of people, and for what, so some president can get re-elected?
Hey, what is this? This isn't funny at all!
My point exactly.

 

by Devin
2-05-02
Um, could you stop gawking and unpause the game now?

 

by Devin
2-07-02
You see, the default strip creator characters weren't always asiangirl1 and asiangirl2.
The original default characters were replaced because of complaints about their... questionable relationship.
The original default panel

 

by Devin
2-07-02
Why are you using the default comic? And why are you using asiangirl2 to represent yourself?
I'm trying to show that I'm a default kind of guy-- I like to keep the settings the way they're given.
Uh huh. You just can't think of anything good to do, can you?
...Yeah.

 

by Devin
2-07-02
I wonder why no one ever uses this background...
Sure, it's in the middle of a gruesome battlefield, and there's a dead soldier with maggots and blood all over him...
...I wonder why I'm using this background...

 

by Devin
2-07-02
Dad loves me more.
If Dad loves you more, then how come he let them nail you to that board?
...
Shut up.

 

by Devin
2-08-02
Who would like to start our discussion on "Jane Eyre?"
Well, I thought the book was way ahead of its time... especially the cyborgs.
...Er, no one watches "Friends" around here?

 

by Devin
2-08-02
Bush sure is lucky.
He gets elected with less votes than Gore.
Then the 9-11 attacks silenced indignant Democrats and talk about the worsening economy.
Well, luck protects fools and little children...
And Bush is quite a bit of each!

 

by Devin
2-09-02
Why the hell is this place called strip creator? There's no babes for me to undress!

 

by Devin
2-09-02
It is unfair for regulars to treat us newbies badly just because we're newbies! There are plenty of us who are polite, who DO try to learn the ropes.
We were all newbies at some time or another! We need time and the support of the regulars! Now who's willing to give us that support?
RAAAR!!! TOBOR CORNHOL NEWBIE!
...Something tells me that "cornhol" is not slang for "support..."

 

by Devin
2-09-02
THAT SPEECH TOUCHED TOBOR. TOBOR WELCOME YOU.
R, really?
HA HA HA HA! NEWBIES SO GULLIBLE!

 

by Devin
2-09-02
In today's Celebrity Deathmatch, we have Santa versus Jesus, fighting for the true meaning of Christmas!
Christmas is about giving! How dare you distort its meaning?
No it's not, it's about the birth of Christianity! I'll teach you to screw with my birthday!
This promises to be a good fight-- wait a minute, somebody just laid the smack down on Jesus from behind!
Who is this mysterious new challenger vying to define Chrismtas?
I am Cor Parit, representing Gimme Toy Company. We are very interested in promoting you and your ideas. What do you say?

 

by Devin
2-09-02
Ha ha, April Fools!
Quit that! In the 21st century, April Fools Day is obsolete. It originated around the 16th century when the Pope officially declared January 1st to be the new year instead of April 1st.
Those who still celebrated the new year on April 1st were ridiculed and had jokes played on them. That was how April Fools Day got started.
*sigh* Why do I bother...?
What the hell are you talking about?

 

by Devin
2-09-02
Several years ago, I bought Earthbound for the SNES. It was a great game, and it was all I could think about wherever I went. This led to some problems...
No hamburgers in this trash can either.
Hey, I have dibs on that! Go get your own trash can!
But Paula, you gotta come with me! I need your powers to defeat Giygas!
For the last time, I don't know you, and my name is not Paula! You better leave right now or I'll call the police!
Hi, Dad. Could you save my game? I'm about to go to Threed and the monsters there are tough.
You've reached the FBI. Please hold on while your call is being traced.

 

by Devin
2-09-02
Five bucks says you can't cornhole the guy outside.
RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOL EVERYBODY!
TOBOR PROVE THAT TOBOR CAN CORNHOL ANYBODY!
RAAAR! TOBOR CORNH-- DAMN.

 

by Devin
2-24-02
So I said, 'a heater is a resistor that's 100% efficient, or rather, 100% INefficient!'
Ha ha!
What the hell are you talking about?

 

by Devin
2-24-02
Don't you think having been an oldbie at a site should MEAN something at another?
My oldbieness in another site should be worth something, even if it's from somewhere that you've never heard of!
RAAAR, WHATEVER! TOBOR WILL CORNHOL YOU!
Perhaps there should be a way to transfer your veteran status from one site to the next.
Hi, I'm an oldbie from Improfanfics. My Universal Oldbie Number is 1455-JK.
Let's see here... ah, so you're a 8-year patron there. Welcome!
...Although being oldbieness at some sites might not work out so well...
HeY WH4ZZUP U Lo0k1n aT d4 O G Fr0m PrE-TeEn Ch4t CaN U Ho0k mE uP WiD DiS PLACE??????????
Um, let me get the guy in charge of that... oh Toooobooor...

 

by Devin
2-24-02
I win again! Man, you reek at pool! Aren't you supposed to be an A+ physics student?
But I don't have time to calculate the force that I need to exert on the cue to get the desired velocity of the ball! And I need to find the coefficient of friction between ball and table, and...

 

by Devin
2-25-02
You sure love cats, don't you...?
Sure do!
...Say, have you done anything else other than stripcreator?
No...
Are you sure? Have you ever used another name, say... Oscar?

 

by Devin
2-25-02
The way a parent shouldn't act in such a situation
Look, Jon, here it comes! My boy's on TV!
A man was arrested today for robbing the First National Bank in Springfield. The suspect has been identified as...
See, there he is! I'm so proud of him!

 

by Devin
2-25-02
Mr. Bond, what have you done? You killed Agent 006!
Sorry, sir. I was just reading the script for this movie here when I came across this interesting tidbit...
Short, but that plot twist at the end was original.

 

by Devin
2-25-02
My teachers have always been impressed with my spelling.
Class, do you know how to spell "Ragnorak?"
I do! R-A-G-N-O-R-A-K!
Very impressive! Now do you know Ragnorak means?
...But they're usually disappointed with my definitions.
It's that sword in Final Fantasy 3! Or was it 2?

 

by Devin
2-25-02
Three ideas to leave at the door when you return to RL from RPG:
Don't, son! Put down the knife! We can talk about this...
Whew, I beat the lawn chair! I gained 15 EXP and 20 GP! How much EXP to the next level though?
Hmm, brassieres, panties, maxi pads, but no useful items in this drawer...
Hey, who are you?! What are you doing in my house?! And why are you looking through my wife's stuff, you pervert?!
Oh my god, why in the world would you pick a fight with a cop?!
I thought I saved, so I was messing around. I was gonna reset...

 

by Devin
2-25-02
Although I collect games, I don't have that kind of money to support my habits.
Hmm, this game is 10 bucks, but Vid didn't say anything about it... I better leave it alone for now.
Oh come on! Look, you can just TAKE the stupid game!
You mean for free? That's still a bit expensive...
I had an idea to get more games, but it didn't quite work out.
Sony responded to my letter! Hmm... "Dear Sir, we are writing to inform you that we don't GIVE games away..."

 

by Devin
2-25-02
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not; let not the royal bed of Denmark be a couch for luxury and damned incest.
Say what?
*sigh* Don't let yo' uncle git away wiff 'dis sheeit! You bettah represent an' regulate on his mudda fuckin' ass, killin' me an' stealin' muh beeotch!
Word, pops, ah got five on it!

 

by Devin
2-28-02
Hmm, your only hobby is playing RPGs?
Maybe you should get some more variety.
Well, I have been considering getting into sports...
getting into sports
Darn it! That would've been a touchdown if I didn't fumble over my cursor keys!

 

by Devin
2-28-02
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PST versus EST
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by Devin
8-19-02
Hi, I'm Devin's CC 137 entry.
Wait a minute, you don't look or sound like a pirate. How are you supposed to be a pirate?
I, um, use Napster?

 

by Devin
8-20-02
Ah, I got a response back from Verizon!
"Thank you for your suggestions regarding what ringing themes we should add to our phones."
"We regret, however, that we have never heard of this 'Kid's Theme,' nor do we know what 'Chrono Cross' is."

 

by Devin
8-20-02
Um, raaaar, Tobor will cornhole you?

 

by Devin
8-20-02
Heh heh heh, this is my most brilliant plan yet! By turning off the lights, I can sneak extra characters into this comic without anyone knowing!
I'm breaking the rules and no one will ever know! Mwahahahaha!
...So, um, does anyone know what kind of strip we should do in the dark?

 

by Devin
9-05-02
Billings 3:16 says, "I am a colossal geek!"

 

by Devin
9-05-02
Hi, I spilled soda all over my keyboard and now it doesn't work anymore!
Oh really? Well, try this: first, unplug the keyboard from your computer.
Now hold it up over your head and close to the light so that the soda dries faster. Got it? Good.
Okay, now throw your keyboard up in the air and look down.
Okay, now wh-- OW!!! What the hell?!
Heh heh heh...

 

by Devin
9-05-02
Well, I was born on July 17th, 1978, in the St. Mary's hospital. I was 7 pounds and no ounces. From the pictures, I would deduce that I was a reddish color, like the inside of a ruby grapefruit...
...you know? It looked like my head was a sphere of approximately 4.25 inches in radius. My eyes were approximately 1.5 inches down from the top of my head, spaced 1 inch apart...
Okay, okay, enough, that's too much detail!
It could be worse. I could've been a White Wolf roleplayer.

 

by Devin
9-05-02
The wind is blowing through the streets, a fairly strong gust of wind. It blows my hair to one side, and you see the evil gleam in my eyes. Slowly, I raise my sword, my cape dancing to the wind...
...Like a beautiful gypsy at an annual carnival. The next few seconds is but a blur-- the gleam of my blade in the moonlight, a soft swish of the sword as I pass you, blood dripping from the sword...
The wind has stopped and the cape falls softly to my back, resting like a delicate lady upon her lover's chest. I sheath my sword, a sneer appearing across my face. Haste********* Swordsmanship****
Zzz... zzz... huh, what, is it my turn?

 

by Devin
9-06-02
So, Devin, I see you've gotten back into sc.
What are you talking about? I haven't played Starcraft in years.

 

by Devin
9-06-02
While driving in their convertible
What's that sign say? "Speed limit enforced by aircraft."
Ha ha ha! How can a plane enforce the speed limit?
Whoa, what the???
Meanwhile, up in the sky
Mission accomplished, sir. The speeder has been eliminated, over.
Good job, pilot. Return to base, over.

 

by Devin
9-09-02
You know, if we had ten to the twelfth bulls, that would be tera-bull!
Ha ha!
What the hell are you talking about?

 

by Devin
9-09-02
Hi, I'm new here...
Hey, who turned out the lights?
*click*

 

by Devin
9-09-02
YES?
Hi, I'm here for the sc comic party.
NEWBIES NOT ALLOWED. GO AWAY.
Wait, I'm not a newbie! I've done over 1000 comics and have participated in all the comics and caption contests so far!
*SLAM*
...I need to post to the message board more often.

 

by Devin
9-10-02
You turned down a date with a hot girl? And I thought I was a loser...
Well, dating cuts into my game time.
Besides, she can't hold a candle to Zelda. Oh yeah, baby, shake that thang...
...This conversation has taken a very disturbing turn...
Oh yeah, I'll recover your Triforce anytime!

 

by Devin
9-14-02
Hey, I made this BASIC program that'll process all the comics, calculate their score based on the criteria you specified for your contest, and output the winner.
Thanks a lot, I'll use it right now.
Later that day
Hmm, let me take a look at this program...
10 PRINT "PROCESSING..."20 FOR A = 1 TO 100000030 NEXT A40 PRINT "THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST IS: DEVIN"
...I'm desperate enough to use this.

 

by Devin
9-16-02
Hey, welcome to the strip creator party. E-mail me at sub_m7@yahoo.com if you would like to join.
Um, why would I need to E-mail you-- um, nevermind, I'm here for the party.
What, I don't recognize you. Get out of here newbie.
What the??? I've been here longer AND have more comics than you!
Yeah, whatever. so long, sub_m7 http://www.sub-m7.official.ws http://www.bio4ema.tk http://www.realaitechnologies.soft-ware.de http://blackpunks.tk
...I need to post to the message board more often.

 

by Devin
9-16-02
Can you hear me now?
Not good.
Your-- voi-- soun-- like-- thi--

 

by Devin
9-16-02
hey, what do you think of this comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=sub_m7&ID=82372 or this one: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=sub_m7&ID=82373 hey, where are you going?
Reading your twelve comics is twelve comics too many!
hey !!! don't just let this party die! it's my personal favorite !!!

 

by Devin
9-16-02
So I was playing this Japanese game, "Harvest Moon for Girls." It plays like "Harvest Moon: Back to Nature" except that you're a girl and you court boys.
I found myself going after boys whom I felt sorry for.
I can understand that, since we're kind of sorry ourselves.
Really? Heh, I thought you'd react like that time when I was playing "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" and told you that the green outfit and the red shield clashed with each other.

 

by Devin
9-16-02
My sister broke my PS-1 'cause I wouldn't give it to her. So now we're forced to buy two PS-2's: one for me and one for her.
Only after I finished my sentence did I realize how NeoVid would react to it.

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