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by Dinah
10-21-01
I need to update my kernel
h0h0h0
I've been getting a good amount of telnet attempts in the past couple days
Fear (pH3ar); Nerp 1. A person who is a MISCHIEVIOZ Elv 2. GABES best friend .
Shut up nerp
Remember kids, f33d y0ur g0at

 

by Dinah
10-21-01
Hey debris
OP
OP OP
This is not IRC, dumbass
OP ME SO I CAN BAN SWAY

 

by Dinah
10-21-01
I don't have a date for the prom
Maybe this my chance to actually get laid? and not by a realdoll (http://www.realdoll.com)
I need to find somebody, and fast!
riiiiiiiight
Nevermind, you are useless
Back to saving up for a realdoll

 

by Dinah
10-21-01
My DSL is going to be down for a few days, so you know what that means..
URSUX
I'll have to use 56k
DIAL UP WHORES RUIN THE INTERNET
Don't make me use my leet DoSing skills
H8

 

by Dinah
6-15-02
I hate the transformers.
I used to play with those when I was younger.
I would rather watch gay porn than play with transformers.
Technically, does it really matter what kind of porn you watch? You are not really male or female.
Excuse me, I need to go vomit.

 

by Dinah
6-17-02
At the moment, Mac users are pretty much stuck with AudioGalaxy when it comes to downloading mp3s.
There is some alternatives for the Mac platform, but most of them pretty much blow. and just recently the RIAA got on AG's ass and now they made some sort of settlement.
and after that settlement AG turned into shit. So I would just like to say, I hate the RIAA.

 

by Dinah
6-17-02
Did you ever return those PSO models you took from E3?
Not really, I don't have the money to ship them.
Plus, I plan on taking something from E3 every year for now on.
I'm going to start off with small items, and slowly increase to larger ones. In the next five years I'll have my own boothe babe!

 

by Dinah
6-18-02
AHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Too much cough syrup.

 

by Dinah
6-20-02
five minutes after reading a recent dvorak article.
dvorak is so full of shit. i wish he would just die already.
hm.. maybe i can hire somebody to take care of him.
thirty minutes later.
we are hired to attack some john dvorak guy. this kid went insane after reading some article of his.
oh? the macintosh article. i don't blame him for being pissed. DEATH TO DVORAK!

 

by Dinah
6-24-02
for once, i'd like to have a mature conversation. do you think we could do that?
mmk.
so, how are you this fine evening?
i'm dying.
ah, forget it.

 

by Dinah
8-04-02
i am in massive pain. i think i'm bleeding all over myself.
i don't think i can take this anymore. i'm really dying this time.
let me guess, you bit your tongue again?
yes, and lack of sleep. life is horrible.
mmhmm.

 

by Dinah
8-15-02
are you special?
sure.
good, we should sleep together.
why?
so i could use a pillow to suffocate you and then i would set myself on fire and jump out of the window with a dorky grin on my face as i fell and ended my terrible life of insomnia and boredom.
uhh, no.

 

by Dinah
8-15-02
i'm going to buy that laser pointer.
rughjt.
what?
if you are going to be negative about it, at least spell things correctly.

 

by Dinah
8-15-02
did you try the new pepsi?
which?
blue berry or some shit.
eh, i never heard of it.
it should be called liquid seizure.
it's official, all new soft drinks are now considered "disease in a can"

 

by Dinah
8-19-02
QUICK PAYMENT! THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT CUSTOMER!!! A+++++++++
great emails, super fast payment, highly reccommended buyer, M+A+N+Y T+H+A+N+K+S
GREAT BUYER, QUICK PAY, A JOY DOING BUSINESS WITH
i hate when he does this.

 

by Dinah
9-11-02
are you tired of me?
always, i was never not tired of you.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
once you entered #lobby on zombienet, i knew my life would become miserable.
stfu! it was love at first sight.
more like vomit at first sight.

 

by Dinah
9-12-02
i'm tired of seeing the new GM commercials.
oh, the "i love myself today" crap?
yep, i honestly think i'd rather drink peroxide than hear that shit again.
well.. it could be worse. they could be playing sisqo in the background.
holy shit. i think you just made my insomnia get ten times worse, thanks for the nightmares.
owned!

 

by Dinah
9-16-02
why must you do this to me?
didn't i treat you right? i gave you food, shelter, sex, and everything else you would ever want. please don't leave me.
bye.
I WILL BITCHSLAP YOU!

 

by Dinah
9-18-02
last week i noticed something, you have zero standards.
huh?
i seen you humping your younger sisters leg three times while i was at your house last week.
oh, i was actually kicking some bugs off her legs. it just looked like i was humping.
i think you're lying.
uhm, i'm going to play gta3, later.

 

by Dinah
9-28-02
i've always liked them.
i've always liked girls myself.
maybe that's why i like GIRL cars, HHAAHAH!!! LOLZOLOOLZOL!!!L@OL@
did you just crack yourself up?
yep, i sure did.
cool.

 

by Dinah
10-06-02
i need my own college.
so then i can have the domain leet.edu -- the college of the L337
i love you.
i can turn all the 40L kiddies into real h@x0rZ!@$%

 

by Dinah
10-14-02
i love this company!
i hate this company.
i'm getting a promotion!
i'm getting fired.
developers! developers! developers!
i really should set him and this company on fire.

 

by Dinah
10-24-02
welcome to wang.com
you will now die in 48 seconds.
wtf!?!?!?
0WN3D

 

by Dinah
10-26-02
i heard you're getting fired.
yep, but i think it's a good thing.
how can that be a good thing? you will probably be unemployed for months.
well, atleast i get to spend time with my girlfriend.
if i was out of work for a few months, i'd just subscribe to playboy tv and sit on my ass all day.
why? i have a girlfriend. i'll just have her watch playboy tv for me, while i go out and look for a new job. multi-tasking!

 

by Dinah
10-29-02
i'm having a lan party at my house this saturday, feel like joining?
nah, i think i'll pass.
okay. well.. in not so related news, my sister is turning into a camgirl, and it's really starting to annoy me.
eh?
she is walking around the house halfway naked almost all day, it's just not right.
i changed my mind, i'll be at your house this saturday.

 

by Dinah
11-02-02
i found out some robot is going to take your spot, i honestly don't blame them for doing this. you only wrote about 100 lines of code in the past two months.
but, it was superior code, that robot could never produce bug-free code like mine.
as far as i know, your last program would kill itself at random.
i added that as a feature, i wanted to save resources.
lying will get you nowhere.
nowhere was an awesome movie.

 

by Dinah
11-02-02
i just spent two million on getting myself cloned, and i'm not very happy.
why is that?
it just doesn't listen to me, i was expecting a slave.
personally, i think it has a bigger rack than you, also.
what! i'm getting a refund.
i'll buy it from you, if you sell it to me cheap.

 

by Dinah
11-03-02
well, atleast it looks neat.
SERIAL KILLERRRRRRR!!!!
forget this, i'm just going to quit.
I WILL DESTROY THE SYSTEM!!!!
so, what can i help you with?
oh, i just wanted to say i hate your life and i quit. H4H4HAHA!

 

by Dinah
11-03-02
yesterday a dinosaur was gnawing at my leg.
dinosaur?
yes, a dinosaur.
are you sure it wasn't a chihuahua?
no, it was a real dinosaur, stem cell research is taking over.
oh my.

 

by Dinah
11-03-02
OC-12?!?!?
that's absolute bullshit.
i get better pings off 9600 baud faxmodems in russia.

 

by Dinah
11-03-02
well, i think i must go party or something.
you're probably going to go buy some weed and jerk off in the bathroom.
no, actually i'm gonna go to a friends house, since it's friday that means he will have a keg and a party.
so you're going to go to his party, and buy some weed on the way back, then jerk off in the bathroom?
yes, now you are catching on.
good, good.

 

by Dinah
1-29-03
i give up dinosaur hunting.
i'm tired of the dinosaurs biting me, look at those massive scars on my arms!
those are mosquito bites, moron.
oh? damn.
yes, i am very leet.

 

by Dinah
1-29-03
work sort of sucks without you. it doesn't feel right.
what do you mean?
it's too quiet.
hm, interesting.
and for some reason, the water doesn't taste the same.
oh, i used to put peroxide in it.

 

by Dinah
1-29-03
note: these are not my own thoughts, debris is just a guy with issues.
ON MY RESUME UNDER PAST WORK EXPERIENCE I WROTE THAT I SHAKE BABIES
I BET IF YOU SHAKE THE BABIES LONG ENOUGH
THE HEAD WILL POPOFF

 

by Dinah
2-22-03
so, what do you plan on doing this weekend?
i'm going to rent a jet, and drop a coca-cola vending machine on the white house. if i'm lucky, bush will get hit by a can of sunkist and die on impact.
i have a question, why do you plan on doing this?
well, this will teach him to mess with evian.
why not just drop evian bottles then?
just for that comment, i'm going to pour sprite down your gas tank.

 

by Dinah
3-27-03
aren't you 17?
yes.
i got my permit last week.
and your point?
i'm getting a hardship license in a bit.
i'm getting a free dildo in the mail for filling out a survey, yet you don't see me bragging.

 

by Dinah
3-29-03
WHY AM I MAKING SO MANY MISTAKES! my typing isn't this bad?
masturbation?
no, i am giving up on that.
i don't know then.
for now on, only bread and pillows for me. i'm giving my hands a break.

 

by Dinah
4-18-03
people on slashdot were talking about how every male that played the original tomb raider always backed lara croft into a corner, just so they could see her rack.
hahahahj@!!
i have to admit, i done that.
it worked best in the swimming pool in the house, i think.
yes!! it definitly did. from a looking up view.. unf unf!

 

by Dinah
4-25-03
hdb!
hdb!
hdb!1!1
hdb?
no, hdb!

 

by Dinah
5-11-03
so, you'are saying, i can buy a computer, and say that i've used it to keep track of my investments, and then put it on my taxes and get some money back?
correct.
i wish i knew this two years ago.
at H&R block
sir, you bought a 76 processor sun server, just to keep track of your investments?
yes, i sure did!

 

by Dinah
5-14-03
yes, i am the longest call! i'm famous.
yeah, i'm in the queue now. in front of you.
yes, i know.
and i need to troubleshoot installing dsl on a 486.
fu!
so that'll be a while

 

by Dinah
5-19-03
how come the graphics are all just fucking dandy during the install, and then when it comes to boot time they go to shit and it doesn't work?
cuz u r gay omg lol
knkx did u hear that i called gabe gay lol
gabe = n00b

 

by Dinah
7-12-03
how are the kids?
eating glow sticks
you should try microwaving those
what, the kids?
good idea
yes, i'm a genius

 

by Dinah
7-22-03
sway had sex with a girl.
how did this impossible event come to pass?
all men turned him down, that's how.
oh.
that's not surprising.

 

by Dinah
7-25-03
taras cute as fuck, thats whats up.
how are the kids?
i gave them away.
good, good.
no one would buy them.
you should of tried trading them in for a dvd recorder.

 

by Dinah
7-25-03
you know a good joke?
tell me one.
when people cover up the root part of root beer and say "I have BEER, HAHAHAHHA" and they laugh and laugh and laugh.
then i cover up the beer part and say "I FUCKING OWNED YOUR SODA BOTTLE, BIIZZIITTCHCH1!!!@#$#!"
r00t!

 

by Dinah
8-16-03
so, have any of the drives in your raid setup fail yet?
not yet.
leet.
i'm sure one of them will incur some damage when i drop the pc on your head, though.
h8!

 

by Dinah
8-17-03
i will drive to amerika in dezember!
holy shit! you have flying cars in germany?!

 

by Dinah
8-23-03
now i can go to the dentist!
OWNED! he's going to put you to sleep and then touch you in odd places
yeah, that's what all dentists do
i want to be a dentist, and only work on 13 year old girls

 

by Dinah
8-24-03
ahem is my comic done yet?!
nope, i usually make comics off conversations.
,!,,
make one off that, jerk!
omg wtf!

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