Some assembly required by DoctorDeath1-04-05 Right- Just a few bits to go and it's finally finished... Fit warhead with nails provided, after first ensuring that wire B is connected to terminal A with glue from sachet C. 3.8 seconds later... Fucking Ikea.
technofear by DoctorDeath1-04-05 In case of crash, press CTRL+ALT+DELETE Alas, my PC explodeth and worketh not. Perhaps I'll have a quick wank instead.
Dubya Dubya three by DoctorDeath1-04-05 Dear Mr Bush, a terrorist leader has been amassing an army of followers in the middle east.... ?! ...invasion is recommended at once. The perpetrator must be apprehended at once... better send in the army... that's fixed the cunt...
Harrassment by DoctorDeath1-04-05 'Ello Ello. What's going on 'ere then? What's the matter little girl? Cat got your tongue? I'm sorry, but mummy told me not to talk to bastards.