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by DogBotherers
3-21-03
powerz?
Slight Oblivio Boy, you are fly?
ney powerz.
I aren't can fly no
otherz.
Gringo, but for why? Crime!

 

by DogBotherers
3-21-03
strategem.
Flight t'is nought with crime de-causal
blatter them.
De-crime by well love. Also violencification.
flatter them.
Violencification!
Mammaries

 

by DogBotherers
3-21-03
zen?
This strange duress of creativity brings such spontaneaity,
so much thoughtful flow unhindered by the ponder of asthetics,
what's that
as if the mind becomes the comic without the ego moulding any part
and freedom comes to the seedling thought so soon
then?
that it flourishes to it's greatest potential instantly.
Mammaries.

 

by DogBotherers
3-22-03
A cry!
Gringo! Crime!
A dash!
A discovery!
I pity you
I found a land. A fantasy.

 

by DogBotherers
3-29-03
Karoke
It's time for the maths test
It's time for the maths test
Comedy
Truely thou art Jacki Ass
Illusion
Mammaries

 

by DogBotherers
4-02-03
Slightly Oblivous Boy
Born with the power to not notice things right in front of his face
Nice day...
Aaarrgghhh!! Help us!!
Dedicated to fighting crime in all its forms, no man can stop him. He won't notice them trying.
Good morning!

 

by DogBotherers
4-02-03
Captain Arbitrary
Realised his panchant for flippant remarks could control the very substance and situation of reality
Move it buster, don't you know who I am?
Now any descicion he makes without any base in fact alters the fabric of the universe to make itself true.
I dunno. Long John Silver?

 

by DogBotherers
4-02-03
Dr Toast
After a terrible accident whilst working on his famous 'Atomic Toaster' he now has the power to affect the minds of any human or animal he chooses
Hey, old man. Stay quiet and give me your money! And where'd you keep the drugs in this place?
Now, armed with his modified 'Atomic Toast Launcher' he has left behind his life of science to protect the world from evil
I don't think that's going to be happening, Sonny
Wha.. Toast! I can only see toast!

 

by DogBotherers
4-02-03
And finally, The Yes! Man
He aquired his super abilities after asking his friend Captain Arbitrary what the Captain thought his super power might be
Hey man, help me out will ya.
The Captain, cleary mishearing the question, replied "Yes". The Yes! Man still has yet to discover what his power actually does.
YES!

 

by DogBotherers
4-08-03
Deep in his undersea lair, the evil Cray McCray, power hungry media baron, plots...
This next attack will be my greatest yet, my boy. That meddling 'league of disordinary gentlemen' won't know what hit them.
We'll lure them in to save some insignificant city and then BAM!, Super Heroes to Super Zeros. Hehehe...
But how are you going to attack a city, Pa? The McCray Legion was wiped out in the last battle.
"Don't worry, boy, I've had The Hick down in his lab working on a few little surprises for 'Stupid Odious Boy' and his friends."
Well, boy-howdy, that sure don't look like no super-soldier. Wonder if it can shoot a gun?
Who am I? Where can I get Doritos?

 

by DogBotherers
4-08-03
The Yes Man: "Hey, guys! Have you seen what's on the news just now?"
Slightly Oblivious Boy: "Are we needed, Yes Man? Is the city once more in peril from the invading armies of evil?"
Y.M.: "Erm, no. It's in peril from a troupe of circus animals, robots made of Lego and steaming, blobby looking things."
S.O.B.: "Might as well go anyway, get some fresh air."
Y.M.: "YES!"

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