All comics by Dr._Light

 

by Dr._Light
5-30-01
I think people enjoy us TV's more when eating Hot Pockets.
No way. Pizza Rolls, bitch.
I'm sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me. I said Hot Pockets.
Shut up fag. I know only the divine embrace of Pizza Rolls.
That's it, I'm going to have to start showing the Lifetime Network again.
"Tale of Terror: One Woman's Experiance"???? NOT AGAIN!!!!

 

by Dr._Light
5-30-01
Excuse me sir. May I have some of your money?
Hmmm...whatcha gonna do with it?
I'm going to buy some red-hot pokers and shove them up your ass.
That sounds painful. What do I get out of it?
You can buy a Gamecube with the money you make from the lawsuit.
Let's go baby! Mmmmm...Gamecubey...

 

by Dr._Light
5-30-01
John, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
What the hell do you mean? I can see you right now.
No, I mean we should see other people.
Who should we see? I can't wait to see 'em!
Sigh...let me put it this way. Leave right now or I shoot you in the genitals.
Wait a minute....is this about cheese?

 

by Dr._Light
5-30-01
Hey, you suck!
You dumbass. Now you've pissed me off. I'm gonna use the flat edge of my face as a battering ram!
Oh shit, I forgot I can't move.
What's the matter Lego Man? Lego my Eggo!! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
Wow, you have a huge head!
You've very perceptive, little bitch.
Did you just call me a little bitch?
I sure did.
Well at least I don't have green skin.
I'm melting.....

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
Wow, it's me. How am I doin'?
I suck.
Are you referring to me, or me?
I'm obviously referring to I, dumbass.
You suck.
Hey, leave yourself out of this.

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
Ewww, kid, those pants are just awful. You need a total makeover. Work with me here....
Is this better?
No, we need a whole new you. I've got it!
How am I? Am I now hip?
Go, young one, and frolic and play! Ya freak...

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
All your base are belong to me.
Give me a fucking break it's 2 in the morning.

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
Heaven sucks.
Ouch.

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
Damnit, I warned you not to insult N'Sync in front of those girls.
Now you tell me....

 

by Dr._Light
5-31-01
HELP ME JEBUS!!!
All your base are belong to this comic.

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
Hey...does this cross make my ass look big?

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
Behold, I am the FUN MASTER!!! I am going to make this comic entertaining.
I suck.

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
All your base....
Welcome to hell.

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
YAY!! I'm doing a "Crazy Dash!"
Woohoo! I'm doing a "Crazy Jump!"
Now you're going to "Crazy Prison" where you'll be raped by "Crazy Men."

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
Aw shit....
....what a day.
First I get picked last for dodgeball, and now this.

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
Hey! Using my superpowered sense of sight, I can see you over there!
Using my superpowered sense of reality, I can tell you're a dumbass. Goddamn left panels, why do they always suck....

 

by Dr._Light
6-01-01
Hey, Dr. Light, could I talk to you for a second?
What the fuck is it, I have other things to do.
Dr. Light....I think you're incredibly smart, and cool, and I've always admired you...do you think we could have some kind of a...relationship?
Oh my God, this site is starting to get to me....GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
My life is over...

 

by Dr._Light
6-02-01
Hey, dumbass, why the fuck are you black and white?
Because you suck, bitch.

 

by Dr._Light
6-03-01
Hey, little girl!
Yes, my savior?
You're ugly.
Man, being Jesus kicks ass.

 

by Dr._Light
6-03-01
Good evening fellow robot! What a great day it is to be on the moon!
Yes indeed!
That's the joke.

 

by Dr._Light
6-03-01
Bitch, you're ugly.
This is the middle panel. Normally, nothing would be in this panel. But to make this comic unique...
All your base are belong to this panel. Now, back to the comic.
It's true, it's all true...

 

by Dr._Light
6-03-01
Welcome to your job interview. To begin, tell me what you feel your strong points are.
Well, I have a huge penis.
You're hired.

 

by Dr._Light
6-03-01
I don't like you.
Shut the fuck up you motherfucking goddman cocksucker faggy asshole of a shiteater.
Ok, I think you won.

 

by Dr._Light
6-03-01
No...NO...damn you....
You bastards....YOU SCREWED IT UP!!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!
Tim Burton: So you're saying...you DON'T like my version of the movie?

 

by Dr._Light
6-04-01
Oh my God, a dinosaur!!!!
Suck flames, bitch. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That was the movie.

 

by Dr._Light
6-04-01
One word: porn.

 

by Dr._Light
6-04-01
Sup G.
Sup....H. You want so Bud Lite?
Nah. Yo, you want some Killian's Irish Red? Its like, red. Red is good.
I said a Bud Lite.

 

by Dr._Light
6-04-01
All your base....
Ha! Can't believe that guy was stupid enough to start up again with that "All your base...."

 

by Dr._Light
6-05-01
Hey...whatcha lookin' at?
The crappiness of this comic. It's so intense, you can actually see it.
Wow.

 

by Dr._Light
6-05-01
Hi, my name is Lorne Lanning, and I like to fuck puppies. Furthermore, I am actually an alien. A puppy-fucking alien.
Also, when there are no puppies I like to fuck turtles. That's why they call my alien race "The Turtle Fuckers".
Also, I like to give little kids candy, and then fuck them when they least expect it. Also, I like to fuck microphones.
Oh God

 

by Dr._Light
6-05-01
You suck, bitch.
What???
Fuck you asshole.
What are you insulting me for?? I didn't do anything!!!
Because it's funny you dumb fucker.
Shut up shithead.

 

by Dr._Light
6-05-01
Nintendo is for kids.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, did you say something?

 

by Dr._Light
6-05-01
All your base are belong to me. Furthermore, all the stuff inside your base are belong to me. Furthermore, all the grass around your base are belong to me. Furthermore...
Furthermore, all your "Shut the fuck up" are belong to me.

 

by Dr._Light
6-05-01
Don't be shootin' that purple shit at me, bitch!
Wow, the sheer force of my coolness killed them. Another day saved by me, Will Smith!

 

by Dr._Light
6-07-01
So, Allen Iverson, how did you team manage to beat the Lakers?
I'm not actually Allen Iverson. I'm a cyborg clone that was programmed by aliens to beat the Lakers.
Well, duh.

 

by Dr._Light
6-07-01
Ha ha, look at you! You're nailed to a fucking cross. Ha ha!
Thank you, and have a great day. Bitch.

 

by Dr._Light
6-10-01
Hey Dr. Light, I hear you have a site, http://pub69.ezboard.com/bedgemasterage.
I think your site sucks.
I hear you also have a site, www.deadpeople.net/you.

 

by Dr._Light
6-10-01
I like cheese.
I hate cheese.
I like to kill people who hate cheese.

 

by Dr._Light
6-10-01
Hello. I'll be your entertainment this evening.
No, I am not putting a fucking nail in my head.

 

by Dr._Light
6-13-01
I'm so superior, words cannot express my sheer greatness.
You suck, don't you.
Yes.

 

by Dr._Light
6-14-01
Hi honey, sorry I'm late. Do you forgive me?
Shit, I broke a nail.

 

by Dr._Light
6-14-01
BWAHAHAHA! I, Dr. Badness, cannot be stopped! Not by you, or your dog, or anything! I am the epitome of evil, the avator of destruction, the spearhead of doom!
You're a fat ugly bald guy with a bad bow tie.

 

by Dr._Light
6-15-01
Dear John, stop stalking me. You're stupid, ugly, and I don't like you.
She wants me.

 

by Dr._Light
6-15-01
Hi, you must be new around here. They call me Big Gay Al.
Uh oh.

 

by Dr._Light
6-15-01
Long-winded first panel....
So, 5 rabbis, 4 preists, 7 whores, 2 turtle doves, Micheal Jackson, 3 drunks walk into a bar....
Blank second panel (important)....
Catchphrase-y third panel.
Talk to the hand!
Ummm....what?

 

by Dr._Light
6-16-01
It is I, Bill Gates! BWAHAHAHAHA! I will use my incredible wealth to destroy you all! HAHAHAHA!
Please don't beat me up.

 

by Dr._Light
6-17-01
Man, I TOLD you we shouldn't have created another crappy-ass sitcom.

 

by Dr._Light
6-17-01
I love you. You're my best friend.
Oh, sorry. You suck bitch.

 

by Dr._Light
6-17-01
My God! I have seen the light!
Someone turn that shit off, I'm trying to sleep here.

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